not very eva @veryalt
it's me eva from twitter they suspended my old account bc it was too funny and clever. yelling on @youcantdohockey she/they chicago Joined August 2019-
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some regrets about my choice to get mad about an 18 minute train wait after working summer reading kickoff all day and walking two miles in the humidity to make a point to no one about it
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@bigjuicygollum mallet to the head syndrome
i was drawing with a kid at work today and she was very quietly studying the dumb little gnome house i was doodling and then drew her own version of it 😭
really hard to beat the 2024 winners but this is an admirable challenger into the genre
I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest
yelled at some teen boys horsing around on the busy train to pull it together to complete my old man hat trick
i want dinner from a restaurant that doesn’t exist anymore!!!
socks don’t stay up like they used to, no one know how to use public doorways, and too many things feel entitled to beep loudly these days. and that’s just to start
One Fear
A flesh-eating parasite that had been kept out of U.S. livestock for decades has been detected in Texas, threatening the nation’s cattle industry and food supply at a time when prices are already high. nbcnews.com/news/us-news/n…
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checking in with the goat
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Hunger
People who eat alone at restaurants! what's the reason? 🤔 🍽️
do not talk to me about the screwworms, i am Afraid
“like a klingon prison” is rattling around in my mind like a loose penny
this would not be possible without the collaboration of the greatest city in the world (chicago illinois)
i went to three different locations over the course of two weekend evenings im the most powerful 38 year old alive
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