Dr. Dinnertime @DinnertimeDr
The doctor will see you now. Joined November 2019-
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for a guy who’s been cancelled or silenced or whatever, I sure do have to hear what this motherfucker thinks every day of my goddamned life
for a guy who’s been cancelled or silenced or whatever, I sure do have to hear what this motherfucker thinks every day of my goddamned life
IBS Pee'dWagon
Ok. I've been told you're a genius but I've only ever seen you behave like a fucking moron
Ok. I've been told you're a genius but I've only ever seen you behave like a fucking moron
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods
Like if you completely suck Repost if you are fully repugnant
Mitch McConnell CLEARED by NFL concussion protocols
Mitch McConnell CLEARED by NFL concussion protocols
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pov: you are a country with oil
Me: Im treatmaxxing Lol. Eating a bunch of snacks instead of dinner Wife: They call that Girl Dinner now Me (looking out the window): Thats not what im doing. I’m doing something else
Best inventions 1. plumbing 2. Going on the computer 3. Box Fan
ron desantis gotta be the only candidate in history who loses ground in an election every time his opponent gets charged with felony crimes. a truly era-defining loser lol
If Donald Trump doesn’t get indicted every few weeks he gets sick like E.T.
Boss gets a dollar While I get a dime Please cut his taxes And deregulate mines
I had a dream that this would go viral
i'm a big noticer i pay attention
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Me @gwenstephany
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Sure would be a shame if somebody lay their scene here
Verona, Italy 🇮🇹 📸: @bokehm0n
how your email finds me:
One thing about me is that I love movies and sitting. I’m so glad the movie theater can combine my two loves of sitting down and watching a movie ❤️ don’t forget to vote this November
get his ass
Catch-22 soundin' ass
James Bottom Bottom Bottom England and Wales Birth Registration Index, 1837-2008
about to be Harlan Bro if he gives me a home in a walkable neighborhood
So crazy that this is real ❤️ Thank u @greymusic
one of the cases where "skill issue" is perfectly apt
If someone said Andrew Jackson was the President in the 1860s on a dating app to me I would get them completely deplatformed
Salt is literally the most important seasoning in the kitchen
these two having a mid off
I can only assume I was chain blocked for very tangential reasons. Lame shit! Block mfs manually like a real one (me)
When you are Continuing to be Normal
it is just an excellent normal small man
Open-source software seems full of these fuckin minihitlers, who seem to think working for free (often not really, actually being employed to, but anyway) makes them a higher class of enlightened human, & that we should all grovel at their feet for a scrap of their genius. Gross!
this is how the maintainer justifies his batshit decision, btw x.com/mycoliza/statu…
for a guy who’s been cancelled or silenced or whatever, I sure do have to hear what this motherfucker thinks every day of my goddamned life
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they’re sending me away for being annoying
Ok. I've been told you're a genius but I've only ever seen you behave like a fucking moron
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