Jimmy @JustNotTheSam
I'm the world's most interesting pension administrator. Chicago Joined March 2013-
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@PaulMau29955837 @Patriots "Ending slavery is woke." - dumbass racists
@willmenaker Does he realize we all read books and newspapers before we had smartphones?
@halfundergaming @NikkiMcR @jamestalarico You should have tagged grok to make your porn
@RoguePOTUSStaff @TheDemocrats "When they go low, we go get our thesaurus." - you
It's more of a grassy knoll
@jakebrodes Getting pumped full of steroids to get really good at butterfly
@SamMonsonNFL I think it's funny how people act like this about a new stat, but baseball has tracked errors forever. And errors basically touch all the other stats like hits, RBIs, and ERA.
You could almost buy 1 Chanel jacket if you didn't eat $28 lunch every day for a year
Kevin O’Leary says Gen Z is financially cooked when people making $70K a year are spending $28 on lunch
Make more bread. That's not enough bread.
@tdotterrific_ The fact they could be 500 tonight has me pretty excited
@ettingermentum Houthis took all their boats
Quitting my job, buying this, and retiring in 5 years
Dave Ramsey says a $600 pressure washing job can be the first step to making 150K a year "You don’t want to be 63 years old still pressure washing. But to get through this week, you can do a lot of pressure washing" "Use the pressure washing money to pay $10,000 for code
A Bella Ciao remix and The Fate of Ophelia blasting from the Avs locker room following a 5-1 win over the LA Kings. 🙂↕️
@Willofd55 @facetedcarapace Kids don't care if their parents lose their jobs or homes?
The women who have come forward are carrying years of pain. Speaking about that takes real courage. Ana Murguia, Debra Rojas and Dolores Huerta are speaking with clarity and strength. I stand with them and condemn all instances of sexual assault. The United Farm Workers was built by a movement of people — especially women — and its legacy is bigger than one individual.
Republicans believe rapists should have more rights than women …
Asked if a woman should carry a pregnancy to term if it resulted from rape or incest, J.D. Vance said he favored forcing women to give birth even in cases where a pregnancy was “somehow inconvenient.” This is what the Republican Party has become. thenation.com/article/politi…
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Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX
5K Followers 2K Following I like to have fun, I like to laugh. I like meeting people who can make me laugh.
rachel @rachelmillman
50K Followers 4K Following Personal account, opinions my own. @wrestlesplania forever, producer @lineinthestreet https://t.co/6HQ07C4qKu
king of water cup cit... @null_fruit
3K Followers 804 Following it comes out a great and deformed joke
Doak @doaknet
2K Followers 631 Following I am looking for an affordable reproduction of Jean-Michel Frank's Elephant Chair please help me
claire🐻 @clairesquishie
233 Followers 325 Following
Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
1K Followers 590 Following the best matt on Twitter. as of 4/20/23 I will be blocking any and all Blue Checks who follow me.
John Tavares Amulet T... @coachleafs
672 Followers 700 Following Assistant Coach of the Toronto Maple Leafs——— formerly Martin_Scorlazy (she/her)
Rossana Rodriguez �... @RossanaFor33
16K Followers 3K Following THIS IS MY POLITICAL ACCOUNT: It doesn’t represent the views of the city & city resources not used to maintain it. #TreatmentNotTrauma
bebo, chicago rat cza... @BebopOtt
6K Followers 3K Following Chicagoan || "an account" per Chicago Sun-Times || spokesman for da Rats || priv account: @asasillylilguy
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Nancy R @Akdemir01S
26 Followers 836 Following cute & chronically attached to mutuals 🫶 100% follow backBVMTV @BVMTV
575 Followers 619 Following Bohemia Visual Music is an Unrestricted Free Internet Music Video Service. Music, Art! US Army Veteran! Be Here Now! No MAGA 💩Duality! it’s All One
William Foster Bitcoi... @fedupmanbitcoin
1K Followers 7K Following my pronoun is anti-establishment !! USA Federal Government Causes Mostly Problems But Damn I Love This Country 🇺🇸
Labdrive2 @Labdrive2
2K Followers 5K Following #resist PhD, mixed breed. Scientist, researcher, a biotech cie co-owner and VP, atheist, amateur humorist. English not my main language. No DM. #dumpTrump
Holly Watson HWPR @HWPR_LA
446 Followers 7K Following LA based literary publicist formerly at big publishing houses, now independent for HWPR. Primary Publicity Contact for @AkashicBooks.
Albizu Vive @AlbizuVive2
1K Followers 7K Following
avatar V @avatarV2026
250 Followers 4K Following "neurodivergent". to be honest, not a fan of social media. with any luck I'll make some good ripples somewhere. #god #motherearth.
Mamba Disciple @Ya_Boy_Bobs
228 Followers 7K Following
Matt C @Cazzacker
130 Followers 789 Following
pangurban @pangurban17
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Kevin McAtee @wash234567
958 Followers 7K Following
Steve Justice @Rowell30
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John Smith @JohnZmit1
267 Followers 5K Following
#SixthMassExtinction ... @LivingOnChi
12K Followers 5K Following Welcome to the #SixthMassExtinction #Fukushima #GeoEngineering #FreePalestine NoWar NoNukes NoNATO NoAIPAC NoDMs RT≠Endorsement
Captain_Tango2 @Captain_Tango2
362 Followers 4K Following
⚖️Â̬и𝙰я¢... @ghozt2305
468 Followers 1K Following ⚖️💀Psychotic🧩Sec💀⚖️ Anarchist-AF Nerd-Old Dog-Sarcastic Optimist #HackThePlanet #OpMentalHealth #OpJusticeRway #smokefleet #AnarchyStew #ThumbThugn
Robert Berg @Robert1Berg
64K Followers 50K Following MAGA leaders fabricate lies & circulate disinformation & the MAGA lackeys regurgitate it. These MAGA lackeys, however, wont be able to ignore the consequences…
L.Mauro ⭕ @libarsa
521 Followers 7K Following MBA'03, Fan: Scuderia Ferrari F1, La Nazionale Squadra Azzurra/Barça/Juve/Valen46!
Aurelian @newaqp
7 Followers 570 Following
Decent Patriots™ @DecentPatriots
984 Followers 8K Following REJECT: Hate, Cruelty, Grifting, Racism, Incompetent Governance, and Crimes in the name of ANY Religion. It's not that hard ... Facts and Love. Proud Atheist.
Chris Arias @compraelmiedo
655 Followers 6K Following Human Rights Advocate ☮️ Trader 📈 Languages: 🇺🇸 🇨🇴 🇧🇷 🇫🇷 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 Check the highlights tab for my thoughts and opinions.
Brandon Johnson @areiswe
597 Followers 1K Following Just looking discover answers to questions we all may have. All likes, reposts and posts are to encourage discovery of these answers.
Anaximander @StevenaMusser1
2K Followers 3K Following Democrat. I would tax the mega rich and help the homeless and poor. Medicare for all. Save Social Security. Focus on Indigenous People that need help.
Michael Redding @michael_re99388
313 Followers 4K Following
Garrett Smith, A Whit... @4g3n7smith
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EmrgMktsEqtyTrdr @gr8ful_g_mac
582 Followers 7K Following Emerging Markets Trader, Skier, Head. Gen X.
Lilly @Lilly51157
4 Followers 182 Following
Angelina Jolie @angelinajjoliee
154 Followers 7K Following Cause a little trouble It's Good for you. FANGIE 24/7💫 #AngelinaJolie
Elegant Jasmine @SunbeamQueen21
167 Followers 174 Following Grow through experiences, and move forward in tranquility 🚫Porn🚫 Robot
🍉(🇵🇸 Gaza )S... @Shereen_Sh9
729 Followers 6K Following I am Shireen from Gaza 🇵🇸 An orphan,a mother of three orphaned children,a widow We live in a tent and are dying of hunger Help our children and my family 🙏😭
Helen Sandra @AmHelenSandra
35 Followers 744 Following
Emma Binder @emmabindersdi
38 Followers 1K Following sup im Emma last acc got banned... help a girl out? so msg me? or follow me? i dont bite lmao
MIN HUM @minhum42356
18 Followers 1K Following "Avoid Financial Mistakes"—IT industry analysts ensure you're never alone in the financial world and avoid making mistakes. We share key insights on #finance# a
Tristian al-Gaib @tdotterrific_
206 Followers 461 Following Lover of Chicago Sports & White Sox Twitter’s Worst Reply Guy. KCNIII 👑 DEADPEN 💀 🖊️
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108 Followers 697 Following
Basel Musharbash @musharbash_b
12K Followers 9K Following Lawyer helping small towns build community wealth & fight monopoly power | Principal @AntimonopolyUS | Hannah Arendt & John Dewey stan | views mine
Jordan Touro @Tour0o
211 Followers 500 Following
ooh! little heat in t... @eightfoldpathPM
1K Followers 370 Following the bearable aightness of being
GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic
280K Followers 2K Following Currently: Professor of Contemporary American Stupids Studies at the Lifetime Fitness College of Stupids Sciences, NYU. Former: PLAAF, US Navy, ADX Florence
Don Hughes @getfiscal
92K Followers 2K Following Podcast @youcantwinpod • Mentions set to mutuals (email me if necessary). • Check out my linktree/site for articles and such.
Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker
215K Followers 3K Following Love my beautiful boy Cody. Not on speaking terms with my twin daughters Jenna & Amantha. Co-host of @ChapoTrapHouse podcast.
Ryan, Perdido en TX @RyanLostinTX
5K Followers 2K Following I like to have fun, I like to laugh. I like meeting people who can make me laugh.
rachel @rachelmillman
50K Followers 4K Following Personal account, opinions my own. @wrestlesplania forever, producer @lineinthestreet https://t.co/6HQ07C4qKu
king of water cup cit... @null_fruit
3K Followers 804 Following it comes out a great and deformed joke
Doak @doaknet
2K Followers 631 Following I am looking for an affordable reproduction of Jean-Michel Frank's Elephant Chair please help me
claire🐻 @clairesquishie
233 Followers 325 Following
Howard Brown Health W... @HBHWorkers
2K Followers 86 Following A wall-to-wall union with @INAaction building a more caring and equitable workplace for our staff and patients. Contact us: [email protected]
Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann
174K Followers 1K Following Creator of All 32, and Co-Host of the Bootleg Football Podcast. https://t.co/NRKfRrI93E
ThatsGoodSports @BrandonPerna
129K Followers 5K Following bad football news presented in the form of even worse comedy.
Simpsons NFL @TheSimpsonsNFL
35K Followers 565 Following A Simpsons quote for every situation (Not affiliated with The Simpsons/FOX/Disney)
Brandon Thorn @BrandonThornNFL
86K Followers 1K Following OL/DL evaluator Creator of TPR/TSR Bleacher Report | OL Masterminds | Establish The Run Joe Moore Award voter Trench Warfare newsletter ↓
Honest NFL @TheHonestNFL
74K Followers 5K Following Football theorist. Private consultant focusing on scheme, process, pedagogy. Vic Fangio enthusiast. Andy Reid scholar. CashApp/Venmo linked to page.
Hunterbrook @hntrbrkmedia
42K Followers 0 Following Accountability. News & Investigations. [email protected] No ads. No paywalls. https://t.co/Lx31NPzaiz Disclosures: https://t.co/Uerwg8tKT7
NFL Researcher @NFL_Researcher
15K Followers 285 Following Tony Holzman-Escareno. Senior Researcher @NFL. Follow for NFL stats and history. Uncle. Brother. Son. Martial Artist. Hawai’i. 🤙🏽 TLRJD. 🏈🥀💯
Tristian al-Gaib @tdotterrific_
206 Followers 461 Following Lover of Chicago Sports & White Sox Twitter’s Worst Reply Guy. KCNIII 👑 DEADPEN 💀 🖊️
Matt Waldman @MattWaldman
85K Followers 1K Following Rookie Scouting Portfolio creator (Since ‘06) Footballguys Senior Staff Writer (‘09-Present) FF industry since ‘03. Magazine features writer/editor. Stowaway.
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3K Followers 2K Following The bluecheck was gifted to me out of spite.
Francesca Hong For Go... @FrancescaHongWI
22K Followers 3K Following State Representative. Single mom. Restaurant worker. Fighter for the working class. Candidate for Governor.
nba paint @nba_paint
283K Followers 1K Following “really good nba art” - me • @reallygoodpaint • merch in bio
Images AI Could Never... @imagesaicouldnt
324K Followers 215 Following a collection of memes that are uniquely human
Old Football Film @FilmHistoric
22K Followers 3K Following Football film and analysis from the past & present to see trends in football for the future. #PointsMatter
Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed
137K Followers 6K Following Public servant running for U.S. Senate because it shouldn't be THIS hard to get by. Michigan born and raised. Girl Dad. Doctor.
Herb Howard @HerbHoward411
10K Followers 540 Following Chicago Bears Beat Reporter for @thebigsmedia. Co-Host of "Herb & Tou" Podcast. Great football-press-conference-question-asker.
Mexico Solidarity Med... @MexSolidarity
10K Followers 3K Following Countering corporate media disinfo on Mexico, promoting worker solidarity, supporting Mexico’s social movements, its sovereignty & resistance to US domination.
Mike Simmons (He, his... @MikeSimmonsChi
2K Followers 950 Following Candidate for Congress in IL-09 Chicago native. Proudly LGBTQ+. Let's do this! https://t.co/SuS8X48OAi
kate wehwalt @mcmansionhell
107K Followers 6K Following architecture critic @thenation. currently writing about the ring cycle at https://t.co/r7hrEQ2hCg
mr. dang sunshine @mr_ooptimistic
379 Followers 545 Following a special twitter account with that optimism right out in front. with that fine, fine optimism totally predominant
CTA Alerts @AlertsCTA
4K Followers 67 Following We've recreated the CTA Alerts account! You can support us and our continued development at the link in our bio
NotValleyEli @eli_valley
6K Followers 321 Following Mock people building concentration camps, get your account locked
Greg Braggs Jr. @GBraggsJr23
37K Followers 5K Following Former Bricklayer | Producer - @CHGO_Sports Chicago Bears Coverage with @CHGO_Bears Founder of @BraggsInStands | #BearDown
The Hedge @TheeHedge
693 Followers 1 Following The Internet's Top #1 Grocery Prices and Utility Bills Newsletter from @alexandrascaggs / gaslit gatekept girlbossed
Letter Carriers @NALC_National
29K Followers 4K Following Founded in 1889, NALC represents city letter carriers employed by @USPS, delivering to 152 million homes/businesses in every city, suburb and town in America.
FutureSox @FutureSox
21K Followers 605 Following Covering the White Sox stars of tomorrow. Part of the @JustBB_Media Network.
woo girl @NonitheGift
142 Followers 602 Following 28 | writer/director | purveyor of trash | can't we talk this through?
Eric Lee @EricLeeAtty
17K Followers 427 Following Fed'l litigator: immigration, 1A etc. Recipient of American Immigration Lawyers Ass'n's 2024 Jack Wasserman Award for excellence in litigation. Mich. bar. 😷
Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh
250K Followers 1K Following ⛔️INACTIVE⛔️ 👉Find me @ https://t.co/94eLH735IN👈 Journalist running for Congress (IL-09) because we deserve Democrats who actually do something
Non Hand Banner @DiaryOfABrendan
229 Followers 472 Following ecology prioritization, energy conservation, bikes, birds, social justice, religions, and arthropods. Sometimes my opinions. He/his, woke af. Many gods.
Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson
254K Followers 352 Following the gangsta who’s dissin’ your flygirl
Morpheus Research @MorpheusRes
22K Followers 0 Following Investigative financial research. Not financial advice. Get in touch: [email protected]
Danny Pearlstein @DannyInTransit
1K Followers 3K Following Policy + Comms @RidersAlliance Catch me on the Bx12SBS, Bx7, A, 1, D etc
🛸 𝕳𝖆𝖗𝖛... @Leftist_Tj420
998 Followers 3K Following history nerd/ computer wizard/ Linux/ Space enthusiast🛰️/ Free Palestine 🇵🇸 #fountainsup #ChiefsKingdom #AlwaysKnicks CEO of Woke 2.0
Coffeezilla @coffeebreak_YT
747K Followers 2K Following Internet Detective Exposing Scams. Follower of Jesus. Support Investigative Journalism: https://t.co/ATpU5zUzUY Signal Tipline: coffeezilla.01
James Chanos @RealJimChanos
63K Followers 475 Following
Illinois Football @IlliniFootball
160K Followers 911 Following Official Twitter for the University of Illinois Football team led by @BretBielema
Nicholas Moreano @NicholasMoreano
28K Followers 2K Following Bears Beat Reporter REKAP + @BearsRTB | Couples Coverage | @DePaulU & @uiowa | Dog dad to Brady | Have a passion for what you do | Waukegan HS | Nick with a "K"
Andy Kim @AndyKimNJ
141K Followers 1K Following New Jersey Senator, public servant, and dad to two troublemaking little boys. Whether you voted for me or not, you’re my boss, I’m here to serve you.
Lloyd Bearheart @LloydBearheart
66 Followers 168 Following Decolonial Marxist Leninist. Posting about philosophy and politics. Teacher and student. Bear enthusiast. (they/them)






































