Demetri Martin ([email protected]) @DemetriMartin
THE JOKE MACHINE TOUR: 5/12 Los Angeles, CA demetrimartin.com Joined November 2010-
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Gym Motivation @DemetriMartin Socal see Demetri Friday in Anaheim & Saturday in San Diego. Tickets on his site! #gym #motivation #demetrimartin
@DemetriMartin You did large pad where it ran forwards and then backwards. Genius AF
Hey @DemetriMartin remember when you asked "what's the smartest thing that was ever said that included the word dude?" I think we found it.
Something different coming up - announcing two solo acoustic shows this month. Tickets are on sale Wednesday, March 9 at 12pm CT. See you there! 3/19 Austin, TX | ACL Live at The Moody Theater beck.to/AUTX22 3/21 Nashville, TN | Basement East beck.to/NASH22
@DemetriMartin Nearly nine months later
We are bringing The Invisible Band to select cities in the US this November 2022. To make the evening even more special we have the wonderful @ottewellben of @gomeztheband opening. Tickets on sale Friday 4th March at 10am ET. travisonline.com/live/
Last night @DemetriMartin KILLED. I wondered in light of the horrific events this past week, how he'd open. It was perfect. Kids, if you get the chance - support comics and practice self-care: GO SEE LIVE COMEDY. Laughter is necessary for survival. Especially now. #comedy #comics
Saw @DemetriMartin tonight downtown at the Ace Hotel and it was a total blast! 🎭
@DemetriMartin This book inspired me in Highschool and less than a decade later I wrote my own because of it.
@DemetriMartin XY - axes. F - forte. P - pianissimo
Heading to @sxsw as a keynote speaker. See you there? beck.to/SXSW #SXSW2022
You should celebrate stupid people. They make you look smart.
@DemetriMartin My boyfriend and I caught your show at the Wilbur 1/15 late show. Front row right in front of you. I’m a longtime fan; just made a convert of my bf. Your show popped! Demon bit slayed. We’ve been quoting him almost every day. Everything worked! So glad you’re back!
Felt like making Demetri Martin in a sketch texture because of his drawings @DemetriMartin
Due to popular demand, @DemetriMartin's I Feel Funny Tour is adding a 9:30pm show at @FoCoLincolnCtr in Fort Collins, CO on Sat, March 26. Tickets are on sale today at 10am! Tickets: tickets.lctix.com/orderticketsve…
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