John Crace @JohnJCrace
Parliamentary sketch writer for Guardian. https://t.co/yGbnoagYuR Writer of Digested Read. Contributor to GQ. Author Joined May 2009-
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Blimey, the royal hacks don’t half write some bollocks. God knows what the royals themselves make of it. Probably pissing themselves
Not sure why so many people are getting into a frenzy over a Nadine Dorries rumour. It’s not as if she doesn’t have form as a fantasist
Looking forward to hear what David Cameron achieved on his latest holiday
Scotland follows Westminster into the abyss Humza Yousaf forgot the rule: leaders who want to look tough look stupid | John Crace theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/a…
The Man who Aspires to Mediocrity Down, down, deeper and Dowden: how can Rishi’s stand-in be so useless? theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
TBF It doesn't look as if any Conservative peers were in the Lords either
TBF It doesn't look as if any Conservative peers were in the Lords either
Do please buy the book now
Do please buy the book now
Mike Tomlinson gives a masterclass in how not to do a media interview Rude, patronising and out of his depth, Minister Mikey ticks all the boxes | John Crace theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
I still struggle to accept that Grant Shapps is defence secretary
Missing the point as ever…
That Nice Mr Tice party says ‘let them drown’.
That Nice Mr Tice party says ‘let them drown’.
Michael Tomlinson wants to send Paddington Bear to Rwanda
Next time it might be easier for the government to tell the media ‘Mike Tomlinson is unwell’
Rishi's Rwanda press conference. theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
That press conference may have been peak Tetchy Rishi
I’m convinced. A country where the president is elected with 99% of the vote must be safe
Given that the govt now says Rwanda is safer than the UK, it’s astonishing refugees aren’t heading to Kigali of their own accord
Arron Banks calling Remainers ‘Little Englanders’ has made my day
Still trying to get my head round the Telegraph headline that ‘14 years of Tory rule have left the Country in a Lefty mess’ Who comes up with this nonsense?
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Grant Shapps: “Hold my beer”
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Honoured to win the @fjawards second prize for investigative reporting, with @airwars @sanjanamv, for our report into the UK government's implausible claim it fought a "perfect war" against Islamic State in Iraq -- killing thousands of militants without harming a single civilian
Extraordinary moment in the press conference just now where Sunak deliberately blocked NATO chief Jens Stoltenberg from answering @PippaCrerar's question about the next election.
Heading back to Westminster today after a year off with this little guy. Looking forward to catching up with everyone. Special thanks to @RishiSunak for not calling that May election for straight after my return.
Actually disgusting this is happening on British soil Your silence speaks volumes @UKgovcomms @AmnestyUK
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@JohnJCrace Wait until he finds out about the mental health too, John.
@JohnJCrace I hope you are okay, John. Peace, love and respect from here ❤️
@JohnJCrace @johnmcternan Why do you hate Britain John?
@JohnJCrace @DavidTCDavies being the most rancid?
First prize I’ve won since I got the Good Friend award in 4th grade. That’s still a life peak, but this is pretty nice too! Genuinely ASTONISHED
Congratulations to The #PressAwards Broadsheet Columnist of the Year category winner Hadley Freeman / Sunday @thetimes
One of our favourite rounds last night saw our host with the most, @theodelaney share clips from Spurs fans like @TherealNihal @DameJulieWelch @JohnJCrace and our own late and much loved Pete Haine. They talked about great Spurs goals they’d loved. We had to guess the goal or…
Tory MP Mark Menzies has been suspended as Rishi Sunak's envoy to Colombia....
@JohnJCrace Good to have you back, John. Your writeup is perfect
@JohnJCrace 😂 Bolloxometer 🤣 I’ll be repeating that one frequently between now and the election. Good to have you back John. Hope your recovery is going well 🙂
@JohnJCrace Great read John.Hope you are well and truly on the mend now.👏👏
@JohnJCrace So good to have you back!!! X❤️
He really is stupider than you can possibly imagine
Civilisation as we know it comes from Christ.