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💚♏️🖤 I love self-loathing complaint rock you can dance to.💕👽🛸 mercari.com/u/103456219/ Mount Clemens, MI Joined April 2009-
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It was the best of times (going to sleep.) It was the worst of times (waking up.)
Queen of How To Make It Look Like You Are Being Productive At Work 👸🏻
We’re giving away a garage. This is our best or worst idea yet. Anyway RT to enter. Friday 4/26 someone wins!
Can MTV get back to shows like My Life as Liz, Finding Carter, and Awkward?! #classics
Love that there are 3 little free libraries in my neighborhood 😊🤓
Not The 1975 by Knox
You Oughta Know is such a sing-into-your-hairbrush / sing-into-your-wooden spoon kinda song @Alanis
29 years ago today, ‘A Goofy Movie’ released in theaters.
Patio furniture is back out, the window seals are off, and no jackets. #springhassprung
you know a bitch is crazy if she got a coloring book
I always forget how much I love baking and dessert decorating!
'The Suite Life of Zack & Cody' premiered 19 years ago on Disney Channel
Last year this time I brought back my middle part, I’ve recently returned to claw clips, but now am I bringing back the low pony? #foundingfather
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Oh no. The moon hit my eye like a big pizza pie
i understand that my body can't digest corn or whatever. that's fine. my issue is that i fucking chewed it. how the hell is it coming out back in the shape of corn. what are they not telling us
If you sleep wrong and your neck hurts all day, everyone has to know about it.
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me & my friends were 12 & 13 going places with no car, no job, nothing but $20 😭
Am I getting older or is the grocery store music getting better ? 🤔
When did people start yelling "let's go" when they get excited about something?
I thought ‘you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me’ was a quote from Bane not a Taylor Swift song lmao
It's funny they call alcohol, nicotine, caffeine, and weed "addictions" but consider it fine, even healthy, that we get up every day to go to soul-crushing jobs for nothing more than tokens to continue sustaining an empirically meaningless existence.
Interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years. Me: still calling it Twitter.
you think you have it rough? the people i work with say things like happy friday eve…