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Sweary historian. Chaotic good. Repped by @PeterSteinberg1. Get “On This Day in History Sh!t Went Down.” He/him. https://t.co/yBPclHYZYS JamesFell.com/books Calgary, The Great White North Joined March 2009-
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Women want a man who has cried while listening to a Kate Bush song.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit. https://t.co/JY03xlwa8d
I do hope the Danger Yam chooses Kristi Noem as his running mate. Because Trumpanzees will happily vote for someone who sets up Gatling guns to mow down border crossing refugees, but it seems they draw the line at shooting puppies in the face.
What did you look like in 2013? I looked like this and I miss it.
Trump: It’s too cold in the courtroom. Is he in for a shock when he goes to prison.
Harry Belafonte died one year ago today. In celebration of his amazing life, here is the tale of the Freedom Summer Flight.
I tried Baby Reindeer but she just creeps me out too much.
My alma mater keeps asking me for money. I did a bachelor's and two master's degrees there. Didn't I give you enough already?
Am I the only person who refuses to drive a KIA with the sole reason being that it makes me think of “killed in action”?
They Cloned Tyrone is an absolutely hysterical movie. My favorite part was the two white dudes talking about cooking: “No salt or pepper or anything?” “Nope. Just let the natural flavor of the chicken come through.”
My lovely wife and I are now the proud parents of not one but two university graduates. Both STEM. They got her brain. I suck at science.
Did the Danger Yam not realize that the internet would find the receipts that he NEVER attended a high school graduation for any of his kids?
Trump: Hey sorry I can’t make it to your graduation, Braydon. Barron: My name is “Barron.” Trump: Barron? You’re the one I had with Melanie, right? Barron, to himself: I’m so glad my real dad is the tennis pro.
If Trump is convicted, America will incur the wrath of Meal Team 6, Gravy Seals, and the Waffle-SS. It will be the shortest civil war in history.
I expect the #TrumpTrial will show him guilty way beyond a reasonable doubt, and that it will also end in a hung jury.
Aaron Hoyland @aaronhoyland
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45K Followers 16K Following @sandibachom was hacked! 📹 Press/Video Journalist 🎥Filmmaker 🎬 TRUE BELIEVERS DOC From Charlottesville to the Capitol 🏆 THX https://t.co/KYKkGG1tMmPost a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit
LEAKED: Footage of Kristi Noem visiting a local pet store
A follower I barely interact with took my selfie from like a week ago and made it is home screen on his phone and then tagged me in a post to tell me. That's weird, right? Like, tell me I'm not overreacting.
@BodyForWife Women want a man who has cried at the Futurama Fry and his dog episode.
@BodyForWife Bonus points if it's "This Woman's Work"
@BodyForWife The women in that party in their “father’s daughter” archetype cosplay is pathetic but also, clearly, quite dangerous.
OK everyone: I know it’s one day at a time & not to jump the gun, but May 2 will be 6 months sober for me! I’m bad at celebrating myself so I’m wondering what y’all did when you hit big sobriety milestones? I want to do something for myself. I feel like 6 months is a big deal.
@BodyForWife I loathe this news story. Makes me feel ill.
Feel like watching John Wick again for soem reason.
I keep thinking about the airport security officer who pulled an almost brand new bottle of cleanser from my clear plastic case of liquids. "This is over 100 ml!" he declared. The look of GLEE on his face, pure joy, delight. It was startling to meet someone who so LOVES his job
@BodyForWife Found him I'm Mexico. We hated each other for months. Turned out to be the best friend I ever had. I lost him 3 yrs ago and miss him every second of every day. Really glad I never shot him in a gravel pit.
Frankly, I think the second biggest mistake in the ALIEN franchise was revealing that the xenomorphs aren't even aliens, just something knocked together by a prissy android with daddy issues. The first was killing Newt and Hicks.
Does the governor have an alibi?
What kind of fucking depraved subhuman shoots a dolphin?! fisheries.noaa.gov/feature-story/…
I don’t care what anyone says, “I feel fine but my wife made me come in” has a positive predictive value for something being really fucking wrong that approaches 100%
This would freak me out
A toilet in the middle of a street in Rome, invisible from the outside.