Lee Aronsohn @BennyAce
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ME: "No presidential candidate has done more to alienate pet owners than Mitt Romney tying a dog to the roof of his car." KRISTI NOEM: "Hold my leash."
Yeah, you chinless weasel - Biden ought to *respect* Easter by... <checks notes> hawking bibles for $60 during Holy Week and keeping a cut of the profits for himself. washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/…
Yeah, you chinless weasel - Biden ought to *respect* Easter by... <checks notes> hawking bibles for $60 during Holy Week and keeping a cut of the profits for himself. washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/… https://t.co/O4zqQIW0mq
"Yeah - let's target the 30th largest city in the United States, commandeer a slow moving container ship and run it into a bridge no one's ever heard of in the middle of the night! Take THAT, Zionists!"
"Yeah - let's target the 30th largest city in the United States, commandeer a slow moving container ship and run it into a bridge no one's ever heard of in the middle of the night! Take THAT, Zionists!"
Us motherfuckers aren't struggling because we drink at midday. We drink at midday because we're struggling. @RexChapman
WOW!!! He *completely* ignores his daughter's child. WOW!!! Check out the kid's disappointment at :43 as Ivanka tries to get the bloated narcissist to acknowledge his own grandson. WOW!!! Who looks at this selfish fuck and thinks "This is a guy who's gonna fight for me" ?
WOW!!! He *completely* ignores his daughter's child. WOW!!! Check out the kid's disappointment at :43 as Ivanka tries to get the bloated narcissist to acknowledge his own grandson. WOW!!! Who looks at this selfish fuck and thinks "This is a guy who's gonna fight for me" ?
I first met Richard Lewis at the Comedy Store in the late 70s. He was a hilarious guy with a completely unique comic energy whom the other comics would always stop to watch. We got him on one episode of 2.5 Men and I really wish it had been more. #RIP #RichardLewis
'Take Your Child to Work Day' in Alabama
Picking sides for the Alabama junior-junior-junior-junior varsity dodgeball team
You are in a room along with a cooler containing 100 frozen embryos... and a pet carrier containing two puppies. The room catches on fire. You can carry either the cooler or the pet carrier to safety - but not both. Which do you choose? Why?
You are in a room along with a cooler containing 100 frozen embryos... and a pet carrier containing two puppies. The room catches on fire. You can carry either the cooler or the pet carrier to safety - but not both. Which do you choose? Why?
$11k Well *that'll* show him
"Insists"? Why not "Points Out"? Oh right, because you're hack propagandists for an authoritarian cult.
"Insists"? Why not "Points Out"? Oh right, because you're hack propagandists for an authoritarian cult.
Isn't it adorable that their pet names for each other are "Donald J. Trump" and "Melania"?
Isn't it adorable that their pet names for each other are "Donald J. Trump" and "Melania"?
Wait, didn't we learn during the Trump administration that if a special counsel report does not call for specific indictments it counts as a COMPLETE AND TOTAL VINDICATION ???
Wait - are you now telling us that products which kill people are *bad*???
Wait - are you now telling us that products which kill people are *bad*???
CAN YOU PASS THIS QUIZ? Who said it? a) Donald Trump b) Ted Cruz c) Ron DeSantis d) The Guy Who Beheaded His Father and Held Up the Severed Head While Ranting on Youtube
Let's compare this to Trump's statement after four US soldiers were killed in Niger:
Let's compare this to Trump's statement after four US soldiers were killed in Niger: https://t.co/G3hxsvgMgU
I would be terrified if I got onto a tram at the Universal Studios Tour and saw Candace Owens being a tour guide.
I would be terrified if I got onto a tram at the Universal Studios Tour and saw Candace Owens being a tour guide.
NoelCaslerComedy🌙 @caslernoel
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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger
141K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter of Mrs. Doubtfire & other stuff. Verified when you couldn't buy it. Threads: randi.mayem.singer Post, BSKY, https://t.co/U0qUC8lP13: @rmayemsinger
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Steve Hofstetter @SteveHofstetter
215K Followers 9K Following 6th lead in Lifetime's “Psycho Yoga Instructor“ and Nobel Peace Prize nominee. Human 1st, comedian 2nd. #LFGM I only tweet to troll fascists.
KID VICIOUS🔪 @kirkacevedo
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Marmel @Marmel
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David H. Steinberg @DavidHSteinberg
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QuoteDigger @QuoteDigging
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Jesse D Lifson @DoYouEvenLif
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evelL Up @crzyPete
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plutoasted @plutoasted
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Chamberlain’s Ghost @Ghostof1863
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NoelCaslerComedy🌙 @caslernoel
426K Followers 732 Following NYC Based Stand-Up Comedian•Noel Casler Podcast•Car Rants• 'Noel's Notes' on Substack•Tour Dates at https://t.co/snzWVJwEbz
John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang
489K Followers 20K Following comedian, actor, broadcaster & recovering cynic * SiriusXM #127 M-F * - Our podcast is daily on stitcher, Google, & https://t.co/qLUPII4L3V
Bradley P. Moss @BradMossEsq
216K Followers 911 Following Father of daughters. I talk on TV sometimes. Same handle elsewhere. I did not pay for the blue check.
Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger
141K Followers 1K Following Screenwriter of Mrs. Doubtfire & other stuff. Verified when you couldn't buy it. Threads: randi.mayem.singer Post, BSKY, https://t.co/U0qUC8lP13: @rmayemsinger
Jay Black @jayblackisfunny
51K Followers 945 Following Comedian. Screenwriter. Producer. Recovering Monster. https://t.co/yWzwuvbhdX if you wanna watch me do standup or visit my other socials.
Steve Hofstetter @SteveHofstetter
215K Followers 9K Following 6th lead in Lifetime's “Psycho Yoga Instructor“ and Nobel Peace Prize nominee. Human 1st, comedian 2nd. #LFGM I only tweet to troll fascists.
KID VICIOUS🔪 @kirkacevedo
221K Followers 39K Following Actor, Political Junkie, NY Knicks, Giants, Yankees, Boxing/MMA, Chess♟️Poker, NYCMarathon 3:00:08 LGBTQ Friend🌈 #PuertoRico🇵🇷 #KidVicious🔪
Marmel @Marmel
89K Followers 8K Following 🐳 and 🐘 : Marmel, 🧵 and 📷: Marmels, ⏰ SteveMarmel. Two small dogs are making me write most of this. I’ll be manically posting until my back heals.
David H. Steinberg @DavidHSteinberg
27K Followers 990 Following Executive Producer and Showrunner of the multicam comedy-drama-mystery No Good Nick on Netflix. https://t.co/YyTzgTmYRw
Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA
237K Followers 1K Following Ex nat’l security official. Accelerationist. Mr. Brightside. Host of @iHeartMedia’s The Whistleblowers pod. Author of NYT bestsellers “A Warning” & “Blowback.”
Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews
138K Followers 3K Following Deciphering misinformation and disinformation on Fox @JulietJeske #🟦 Newsletter/Podcast at Substack https://t.co/Mq9d1iEhCL https://t.co/MtZotYLrQG
Senate Republicans @NRSC
137K Followers 3K Following National Republican Senatorial Committee (NRSC) • Dedicated to winning a Republican Senate Majority • Text "win" to 55404
Lisa Haisha @haisha_lisa
4 Followers 18 Following
Bad Fox Graphics @BadFoxGraphics
41K Followers 2K Following Collection of awkward images, clumsy captions, flawed headlines, & memorable moments as seen on the Fox networks & 'Fox presidency' (Not affiliated w/Fox News)
Idents Posted Randoml.. @IdentEveryHour
13K Followers 46 Following Posting a TV station ID at least once a day. Semi-hiatus (Run by @TheIridiumic138) (Banner by @CancunsaTV)
April Hall @mediaapril
391 Followers 344 Following Strategic Communications Specialist at Vanguard. Longtime writer and editor. Communications Jack-of-all-trades, which could help me as a parent. Alas...
Jonathan V. Last @JVLast
36K Followers 413 Following For DMs use Signal, not Twitter. Only auto-tweets from the Life Model Decoy of JVL. Writing: @bulwarkonline Podcast: https://t.co/D1r9APUrco
Community Notes @CommunityNotes
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The Comedy Store @TheComedyStore
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ringwiss @ringwiss
17K Followers 175 Following 🏳️🌈 🇪🇺 🇵🇱 🇬🇧 He/him. Armchair parliamentarian. I type at 140 wpm. RTs are endorsements.
Dave Davies @davedavieskinks
45K Followers 727 Following Dave Davies, founder member of UK Band The Kinks. Writer, composer, musician. Dave sometimes tweets!
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53K Followers 3K Following Writer. Featured in @WIRED, @TheDailyBeast, @TheAtlantic, @RollingStone, @NBCNews and elsewhere. I write about politics, tech and science.
(((Judd Winick))) �.. @JuddWinick
21K Followers 4K Following Cartoonist, pinko, reality TV has been. Creator of the bestselling graphic novel series HILO! (so there). Formerly of MTV's THE REAL WORLD (but you knew that.)
Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote
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518K Followers 5K Following Justice Correspondent: @thenation. Alfred Knobler Fellow: @typemediacenter Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
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1.8M Followers 0 Following A celebration of Great Britain. Contains sarcasm, irony and context. Want to know how to really be a Brit? Link below.
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29 Followers 33 Following Type designer, but this is for other interests such as vintage computers, cartooning, animation, and National Lampoon.
Steve Stewart-William.. @SteveStuWill
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1.6M Followers 5K Following The State of Israel's official Twitter account managed by the @IsraelMFA's Digital Diplomacy team 🇮🇱. #BringThemHome 🎗️#LetThemGoNow
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142K Followers 3K Following Documenting the history of the 45th President of the United States, Donald J. Trump (parody)
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394K Followers 5K Following Oscar: Best Actress; SAG & Best Picture CODA; Oscar nom. short “Feeling Through." Speaker/Author/Activist https://t.co/LFl6OCrveM Photo: Meagan Shuptar
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931K Followers 39K Following #1 bestselling author Author of 3 New York Times Critics Choice Best Books of the Year #WinslowDigitalArmy Find great books by following: @WinslowBookClub
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880K Followers 507 Following I am a comic, actor, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast.
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Cory Doctorow NONCONS.. @doctorow
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Joe Conason @JoeConason
21K Followers 3K Following Editor-in-chief @NationalMemo, editor-at-large @typeinvestigates, senior fellow @TypeMediaCenter, #author, father, etc. Standard retweet disclaimer applies.
I took an online class because I thought the accountability would help me but then I remembered how much I hate accountability and how much I love TV
@renato_mariotti He was found guilty of fraud for misrepresenting the value of his properties. Why would anyone accept his properties as surety on a bond when the value is unclear?
As I’m on the record saying in the past, what happened in Sandy Hook was an absolute tragedy. I am not and have never been of the opinion that the events did not take place. Again, I hope that we learn from this and other tragedies to identify the signs that will allow us to…
Well, it will be a lot easier to get tickets to an Alina Habba concert.
Alina Habba says America needs a lot more women who are just like her and a lot less women who are like Taylor Swift. meidastouch.com/news/alina-hab…
people will start a sentence like “honestly…” and you think, wow ok we’re getting deep, let me settle in here, and it’ll be “honestly I’ve never liked cilantro”
@SwissWatchGuy @hsjphil01 I cannot tell you how much it sickens me that I’m agreeing with him. 😣
@vileTexan Our generation (Baby Boomers) worked, went into the military, and gained experience in the workforce while still in our younger teens (10-12 paper route and lawns) and at 13, a dishwasher and busboy. We had something to offer an employer: references, work ethic, and experience.…
Happy anniversary to the last time a Republican actually took a stand
As the year comes to a close, I'm reminded that I must prevent my artist life from becoming a cautionary tale of how not to conduct oneself as an artist.
Democrats should nominate Obama for President and wait for MAGA GOP to scream that a) he was not born in America b) a person can only serve 2 terms as POTUS -- 22nd amendment
This is nuts. This happened in 2021 — and is entirely consistent with how @MichaelCohen212 has described Trump wanted his “lawyers” to act. Really: read what Trump’s attorney was doing. Disgusting.
This may be the most appalling attorney misconduct I’ve ever heard of. s3.documentcloud.org/documents/2417…
"Many civilian casualties" does not mean "genocide." I know this will undermine a lot of Current Narratives, but the word - like so many - is being abused.
Since the word of the day seems to be “indiscriminate bombing” I figured I’d show you what indiscriminate bombing actually looks like. In WWII you couldn’t really target anything (no tech) so we turned to carpet bombing. What is happening in Gaza is not “indiscriminate.”
that hunched over lean on the shopping cart handles as you slowly push it down the deli meat aisle is what a National Geographic video would describe as “humans stalking their prey”
@BennyAce @gtconway3d Thank you, you explained it better than I did.
@BennyAce Is that why we didn't have petty cash to order sushi that day?
@BennyAce the Two...Men segment wherein Alan explains the history of the Booty Call... Gold, man.
AI poses a threat to humanity with the exception of more Beatles music.
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