Brain @AstrosBrain
🐈 ATX Joined July 2020-
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*me texting my friend about fallout* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩…
I’m not either
correct, this is a good thing
Wordle hard mode be like that sometimes Wordle 1,052 6/6* 🟩⬛🟨🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
I used to get into the dumbest discussions with this one coworker he’d say shit like, “we HAVE warp drive,” and I’d say, uh no we don’t, and he’d say, “we absolutely do, NASA figured it out,” and I’d say, oh you mean the alcubierre paper that hypothesized how to warp spacetime,…
if you take your kid to a classmate’s 5th birthday party without your wife, don’t tell her, as a joke, that it’s part of the birthday girl’s culture that the kids all drink their first beer. don’t do that
when people have made real life mistakes, shame can make it much harder to course-correct
cochlear implant video where the first words the kid hears are “you’re adopted”
We have LSU students chanting at Hamas Glampers that they have zero SEC championships No matter how long I live, I won’t top this
someone once said "shero" instead of "hero" to make some point about sexism, but hero is the perfect word already since it's he-ro and her-o. dumb.
At that awkward time of day where I could drive home and deal with moderate traffic or I could stay at the office for another four hours and deal with slightly less moderate traffic
important
One time at the Comedy Cellar, the comedian told a joke that I guess was kind of shocking and I was the only one in the house who laughed. Everyone else was silent. He thanked me for being the only one with a sense of humor. I was so proud
My Canadian report just told me he had awful pain that sounded like a kidney stone. I told him to go to the doctor. Now I’m praying that he doesn’t get maided
My Canadian report just told me he had awful pain that sounded like a kidney stone. I told him to go to the doctor. Now I’m praying that he doesn’t get maided
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…credits I purchased for others. The app says my total listening time is 30 months, 6 days, 2 hours, and 47 minutes. (I think that's a LOT!) I bought my first Audible book on July 4, 2011.
insane vibe shift happening right now
@theblockspot I wonder, Sam, if you'll look at the ratio this post got and do a little self reflection or if you'll double down.
@thechosenberg i once opened 50 shades of grey at a bookstore, and iirc like the guy had just taken off his pants and she saw his thing and she was like "Holy Cow!' and i just started cracking up and then everyone just looked at me and saw what book i was reading and i put it down and ran out.
what's your favorite Samantha A take anon? everybody has one, even the haters. let me (Samantha btw) know in the comments.
@Duffmantha @RandomSprint Ok Fair. Last one is one of the samantha all time great takes, too bad the old samantha can’t answer the phone right now
@Idris_Elbow_ @Duffmantha request for a delete *now* rather than later
Visiting somebody in the hospital and suddenly unable to speak except in idioms that mention death.
@muddletoes Broadly multiethnic but rigidly patchwork monocultural. New York is only multicultural if you zoom out far enough that you can't see what's going on. I actually might contend that "multicultural society" is definitionally impossible.
It’s so much simpler than that: Multiethnic societies work just fine. Multicultural societies do not.
Multiethnic societies work if people assimilate. That is the only way they can work. An elected official shouting Allah Akbar and going on about a foreign conflict in his first speech is what the utter failure of multiculturalism looks like.
Remember that time I wrote up all the ethical systems as self-driving car systems and let them go wild?
@michaeltastad Speaking of mass traffic from electric autonomous vehicles, check out the talented @RandomSprint randomsprint.com/stories/fsd/
"No self" is a mistranslation. The actual concept in Buddhism is closer to "nonsense."
For the record, I don't know what this one means.
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i’m not having sex with any man who doesn’t understand why women picked the bear and neither should you.
I hate to turn this into a pet peeve account where I just complain about things constantly but its incredibly annoying to go to the jacuzzi at the community pool to take my bath and people are already there using it recreationally.
@AstrosBrain Those often are the photos we find more flattering
Anyone else want to beef? Who else wanna fuck with Hollywood Cole
On the list of "shit that never happened" this is at the top. "I FOUND TRAITORS IN MY MIDST AND COWED THEM WITH MY RIGHTEOUSNESS FOR ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR" This is a creative writing exercise.
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