Alice McCheeky @AliceOfLaLaLand
Interior designer 🎨 Dreamer 🌌 Runner 👟 Cheesemaker in training 🧀 Pie is better than cake and cookies are better than pie. Greenwich, CT Joined August 2009-
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What the hell. 🤣🤣🤣
27 Dresses. James Marsden.
Legally Blonde. Luke Wilson.
Twister. Helena Hunt.
Titanic. Kate Winslet.
Dirty Dancing. Patrick Swayze.
She's All That. Rachel Leigh Cook.
John Wick. Ian McShane.
The Departed. Jack Nicholson.
Only 4 and already done with boys 🤣🤣🤣
Casual reminder that the rat's name is Remy not Ratatouille.
I told @AshlyStar I need advice on something plus asked her to weigh in on a decision for something unrelated and got this before the advice. I 💞 you. 😄😄☺️
Tried @HoldMyKnotsNYC while taking a break from holiday shopping and was not disappointed. @shmermel
Jen Jen ⚾️ @gimmeapuck
1K Followers 2K Following Texan. Wife. Dog Mom. Sports fan. Sarcasm and sense of humor required. #TexasHockey #Relentless #DallasCowboys #GoFrogs. Ephesians 2:8
z - Croy @corydtweets
1K Followers 1K Following tweets about the World Series Champion Texas Rangers / Stars Hockey / UOregon 🏈⚾️ / Chelsea FC / Formula 1 🏎️ / #TexasHockey #RunItBack #ScoDucks
Adeline Smolder @AdelSmold
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Hallie Remele @HRemele90966
85 Followers 5K Following
Ellora Lintz @ElloraLint81468
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trizez@ @trizez2
4 Followers 52 Following soy alguien simple con un corazon medio roto el corazon que quiere sentirse mayormente alegre vivo la vida cada momento ..conocer a gente , salir y el rap
Casa Bella Decor @shopcbdecor
21K Followers 252 Following Custom-curated furnishings and decor for your home! ✨The best at serving YOU!
khushbu @khushbu73741196
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Daniel @daniel_hx
1K Followers 5K Following Why must I prove that I am me when I pay bills over the... • I am so broke, I can't even afford to fill up my bicycle. • Our love is like a train with no brakes
Hakeem Lailawal @HLailawal
2 Followers 14 Following
YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom
44K Followers 12K Following Goody two shoes. Boob pic queen. Don’t tell me what to do. Manchester United! FEMA Region 69
Frank Matthew @FrankMa70278013
16 Followers 171 Following
Brian, (with an i) th.. @Brian_P4Real
20K Followers 19K Following Send Lawyers, Guns & Money, the shit has hit the fan. |father of 3 & ❤️ my wife | sarcasm from the Dad side of life. Unverified AF💥
Seven Colonial @SevenColonial
2K Followers 3K Following The warm heart of contemporary #interiordesign and #decor in the Hollywood Hills of Southern California.
Kim ☘ @BostonIrishWmn
39 Followers 91 Following Quiet space seeker. Music & Coffee Addict. New England and Irish
Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns
3K Followers 2K Following NYC Comedian/Writer * Escape From New York Comedy Tour * Trivia Czar of Dinner's Ready Live* Copywriter @ EP + Co
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
27K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
Comedian Ben Bailey �.. @RealBenBailey
238K Followers 189K Following Comedian Actor, Host of #CashCab. Watch "The Big New Show" Sunday nights at 9pmET https://t.co/EW0EhI9xGh https://t.co/v9Wt7sKWUz ⬇️
Carpe Diem Hardware @carpediemhdwr
415 Followers 1K Following 20 years designing & manufacturing high-end decorative #cabinethardware and #bath & #home accessories. An authorized #SWAROVSKI crystal designer and manufacture
🦊🇨🇦 Bernadin.. @bernadinefox
3K Followers 4K Following 🌈 Intersectional Award-Winning Mental Health Advocate, Host/Rethreading Madness. Author/Coming To Voice, Visual Artist https://t.co/8MYo815xKZ
😊 @BeardWalaChokra
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Nick Grant @ManicGrant
12K Followers 5K Following I write daily about my life with #bipolar disorder, also known as manic depression. 1.3 million words published | #mentalhealth | #blog | #amwriting
Little L @BigLsLittleL
21 Followers 87 Following City girl gone country. Liberal. Potty mouth. Pushing 40. Loves to laugh. Struggles with mental illness. Happily married to @LittleLsBigL.
leesmind74 @leesmind74
7K Followers 4K Following Taking a break from this account & moving my new writing to @SouthernRLM See me there for new tweets
J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN
11K Followers 11K Following 🏳️🌈 Deluded illusions and elusive delusions. https://t.co/k1BwsgIQ4u
Scare crow @PCraucamp
12K Followers 9K Following Art shared, just things I like ,things that move me, not mine
12:30 Flight @WillfulChild_xo
1K Followers 1K Following
DFW Amateurs @dfwmaturefems
407 Followers 316 Following Discreetly meeting the best mature females in the DFW area. Open to hotwife encounters or just comfortable adult playtime. Let me know so we connect.
Chix Lil 🐥 @ch1x_l1l
171 Followers 488 Following Just a small town chicken trying to make it to the other side 🐣
Awayfromdivine @sweatheartmoony
19K Followers 18K Following wordplay afficionado who considers sarcasm to be the most subtle form of human expression https://t.co/JqVZh7bbuq
Winosaurus Mom 🍷 @winosaurusmom
3K Followers 2K Following
ɢօɖʀɨƈ🪶🇺�.. @sarcasmNchief
3K Followers 2K Following We'll run west, work at a bookstore, get a small apartment with a coffee shop for a neighbor, and wanderlust until our faces hurt from smiling. ♥️ @snarkydogmom
🆂🅲🅾🆃🆃 @scot4bz
5K Followers 4K Following Goes to 11. Looking through a glass onion. All thoughts aren’t really well thought out. https://t.co/Xy563aAIlu
🚅Snakesona Plane�.. @LaurelPlane
1K Followers 1K Following Never met a snake I liked or a pun I didn't. https://t.co/9EXZiTTjk0
Collins benson @Collinsbenson2
156 Followers 1K Following A businessman, pretty good with it...a widower with a beautiful daughter and looking forward for right woman again for me
☀️🌴Summerrrr�.. @summerlvn01
8K Followers 1K Following I'll be me & you be you, but I’ll never be you and please don’t try to be me. https://t.co/kzLZ4AuIGF
z - Dallas Stars @DallasStars
1.1M Followers 787 Following we like to have fun here. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ round 1: stars vs golden knights 🗓️ game 3: 4.27 ⏰ 9:30pm ct 📺 bally sports southwest 📻 the ticket
Jen Jen ⚾️ @gimmeapuck
1K Followers 2K Following Texan. Wife. Dog Mom. Sports fan. Sarcasm and sense of humor required. #TexasHockey #Relentless #DallasCowboys #GoFrogs. Ephesians 2:8
z - Croy @corydtweets
1K Followers 1K Following tweets about the World Series Champion Texas Rangers / Stars Hockey / UOregon 🏈⚾️ / Chelsea FC / Formula 1 🏎️ / #TexasHockey #RunItBack #ScoDucks
Emma taylor @EmmaTaylor8512
12 Followers 109 Following I’m Taylor trash someone got my last twitter deleted smh
Brian, (with an i) th.. @Brian_P4Real
20K Followers 19K Following Send Lawyers, Guns & Money, the shit has hit the fan. |father of 3 & ❤️ my wife | sarcasm from the Dad side of life. Unverified AF💥
Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist
9K Followers 3K Following Father of twins. Eater of tacos. Drinker of whiskey.
Kim ☘ @BostonIrishWmn
39 Followers 91 Following Quiet space seeker. Music & Coffee Addict. New England and Irish
Jesse Fernandez @JesseFernandez
78K Followers 56K Following Instructs comedy @Google | Wrote for award-winning #Newsbroke on @ajplus, TED Talks, @OnionGamers, @WordsWFriends game show
Gadgette @Gadgette
74K Followers 53K Following Gadgette is an award winning tech and lifestyle magazine for women. It was founded in 2015 as a way to increase the visibility of women in tech media.
Ryan Brown @RyanBrowns
3K Followers 2K Following NYC Comedian/Writer * Escape From New York Comedy Tour * Trivia Czar of Dinner's Ready Live* Copywriter @ EP + Co
L.A. Dad @LADaddy
9K Followers 6K Following Everybody was not kung-fu fighting. Some of us had a cramp. Tweets n' such: https://t.co/PAbVbAVaIH
Pinksaint @P1NKSAINT
437 Followers 194 Following GIRL POWER FUELED WITH FLOWER POWER ✌🏼🌸🍃 ..also hockey 🏒 & #hashguise #NFT
Comedian Ben Bailey �.. @RealBenBailey
238K Followers 189K Following Comedian Actor, Host of #CashCab. Watch "The Big New Show" Sunday nights at 9pmET https://t.co/EW0EhI9xGh https://t.co/v9Wt7sKWUz ⬇️
Wilfredo The Porkchop.. @JustThePorkchop
1K Followers 2K Following decent person, dad joke factory, Twitch streamer, big ham, figure collector & toy photographer
Kyla Jade @kylasings
13K Followers 723 Following #kylasings #Teamkylajade #TeamBlake #thevoice #season14 #BGV #Plussize #artist All booking inquires: [email protected]
Rachel Thompson, Auth.. @RachelintheOC
103K Followers 4K Following #Author 8 books! Trauma survivor helping others thrive via @WritingTrauma | Founder #SexAbuseChat #MondayBlogs @BadRedheadMedia | https://t.co/z2NBvJCO8h
Lyle Tellingheusen @nephewlyle
14K Followers 64 Following Temporary part time parking valet. Full time Stay at Home Nephew. (@pearlsfrommyrna) Check out my Precious Moments bongs on Etsy.
Yves Jean @yvesjean
775K Followers 547K Following I was put on this earth to be a musician and spread positive vibes. Please don't be put off by my death stare. I'm harmless.
Nick Grant @ManicGrant
12K Followers 5K Following I write daily about my life with #bipolar disorder, also known as manic depression. 1.3 million words published | #mentalhealth | #blog | #amwriting
YouLookLikeAMom @youlooklikeamom
44K Followers 12K Following Goody two shoes. Boob pic queen. Don’t tell me what to do. Manchester United! FEMA Region 69
Sassy @_laurensprfls
225 Followers 331 Following Adulting like a teen, mostly🌙 #ENTP? #CuspOfMagic 🤔 roadtrips, sunsets & barefeet 🌄
Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna
147K Followers 90 Following NOW ON MASTODON @[email protected] Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft.
Little L @BigLsLittleL
21 Followers 87 Following City girl gone country. Liberal. Potty mouth. Pushing 40. Loves to laugh. Struggles with mental illness. Happily married to @LittleLsBigL.
𝓤𝓻𝓓𝓪𝓭�.. @OneDumbCutie
820 Followers 1K Following It's 3am somewhere... live & let live 💘 She/Her/THOT 💋
Christina @christinaloca
5K Followers 3K Following Black Lives Matter. She/Her. The official ballpoint pen of the 1993 DMV winter bingo tournament.
Vera From FYN @VeraFromFYN
2K Followers 443 Following Former Queen of the Dildo Bags. Now I'm just Queen of Purple.
Siren 💫 @CallSignSiren
108K Followers 5K Following Southern girl with eyes on the stars in the southern sky.
leesmind74 @leesmind74
7K Followers 4K Following Taking a break from this account & moving my new writing to @SouthernRLM See me there for new tweets
12:30 Flight @WillfulChild_xo
1K Followers 1K Following
cathryn 💚🇨🇦 @AngryRaccoon2
27K Followers 6K Following Nice person. Buddhist. Mental health and harm reduction advocate 💚
🌹Mel🌹 @moodyflufnstuf
8K Followers 4K Following Don't put anything in your bio, no one will read it. https://t.co/gtEwGk9RMf
nobody @sophieisnobody
3K Followers 4K Following Avi is me. Unless you think the avi is ugly, then it's someone else. https://t.co/Vx5ui2cO9N // instagram: sophienuttalll
J🐲C @thDRAGnrebOrN
11K Followers 11K Following 🏳️🌈 Deluded illusions and elusive delusions. https://t.co/k1BwsgIQ4u
🏳️🌈tiny ca.. @tinyelvisbkwd
5K Followers 3K Following the sexiest political historian since Arthur M. Schlesinger Jr. them/they. polyam. ipa apologist. grandmother of the basement people. Bodega Hive.
i miss that drunk feeling when you’re taking a pee in the bathroom and you’re smiling to yourself cause you’re just happy and having a good time
Books are my happiest place 📚💚 instagram.com/p/B-yMKNAghoZH…
The woman in front of me hurled something out of her window and I got startled by a mostly naked corn dog hitting my windshield and rolling down to rest on my windshield wiper. Not the weirdest thing that's ever happened to me but it's up there.
I'm starting to feel the pressure when it comes to christmas shopping mainly because I have not fucking started
Welcome to your 40s - you now think every car has its brights on.
If you are able to brush your teeth you are able to load your dishwasher.
Every time I see, type or say the word pencil I think of John Wick.
One of my employees told me I'm the best boss she's ever had and said she's really sad she can't take me with her when she moves next month and I'm too in my feelings for this kind of talk today but also awwwww. 😭 ❤
Casual reminder that the rat's name is Remy not Ratatouille.
My sister's best friend just said, "at this point I'm pretty sure my back is going to stop hurting when I'm dead and not a second before" and I've never related to anything more in my life.
I'm all for letting my kids be who they want to be. And my 3 year-old just had a tantrum about the cheese on his pizza being "too melted," so apparently his dream is to be my least favorite child.
Tesla’s new truck looks like they held a contest amongst 3rd graders to design it. It could, at least, fly. I mean... it WOULD make me reconsider my stance on the look. I’d move the grade level up to 7th, at least.
Scored this adorable 2020 Winter Classic scarf from @StarsHangar #GoStars!
@AliceOfLaLaLand I actually do think it's pecans. Can't remember lmao one of those should work at any rate
hey as a 17 year old girl its weird for us when grown ass men try flirting with us or display that they’re attracted to us, if you are over the age of 19 and being attracted to a 17 year old girl, youre fucking weird, find a woman your own age
We are watching Up and I remembered my cousin made this. That's my grandpa 😂
My 1st attempt at etching the Winter Classic logo.
Still thinking about how I posted that I get mad enough to burn down a house and people acted like I stole the idea from Lisa Lopes like she’s the only woman in the history of the world to get mad enough to burn down some fuckers house
When your last piece of functioning furniture arrives.
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