Amber @BeerBottleBlond
poet • artist • tv/film art department • @queerbrewing • she/her • MCR/LDN inclusiveasana.com London Joined November 2015-
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Oh god. Fingering, but your fingers make the noise that Fred Flintstone's toes make when he goes bowling.
Show of hands; who still refers to it as the Millennium Dome? 👋
Show of hands; who still refers to it as the Millennium Dome? 👋
This had me giggling like an idiot.
This had me giggling like an idiot.
I think discovering new things about my body in my mid thirties. Yesterday I learned that milled flaxseed will cause extreme nausea and projectile vomiting. Fucking seeds mate! What.
The irony of running through Africa and then fraternising with this dickhead who wants to deport people to Rwanda. Fuck sake.
The irony of running through Africa and then fraternising with this dickhead who wants to deport people to Rwanda. Fuck sake.
Argh my phone has updated and everything feels ✨️✨️different✨️✨️ I find this alarming and distressing.
This is definitely a war crime
Honestly, if my boyfriend doesn't want to make me cups of tea throughout the day he shouldn't be so good at making cups of tea 🙄
I really, REALLY enjoyed this. Makes me think of pub gardens in Wales with my cousins; and a bottle of babycham to share between us (it was the 90s). Ngl, I DO want to drink some out of a branded coupe now. Awesome work @ratchellle and @pelliclemag
I really, REALLY enjoyed this. Makes me think of pub gardens in Wales with my cousins; and a bottle of babycham to share between us (it was the 90s). Ngl, I DO want to drink some out of a branded coupe now. Awesome work @ratchellle and @pelliclemag
I thought my boyfriend was the most romantic man I've met but he's never had a jigsaw of my face made... so I guess I was wrong.
I thought my boyfriend was the most romantic man I've met but he's never had a jigsaw of my face made... so I guess I was wrong.
like no offense but to be a taylor swift fan it seems like you have to be completely unaware of any music that came before to see her as a genius
Decided to get into shibari. Thought it would be a good idea to add another string to my beau.
Selma Blair is a really odd casting choice for Cruel Intentions.
Traditional wedding anniversary gifts by year: 1. pleather 2. raffia 3. Butylphenyl Methylpropional 4. bitumen 5. ASDA Smart Price® Batter Mix 6. trilby 7. BT wi-fi with FON 8. mulch 9. Jamie Oliver’s “Cookin’: Music To Cook By” (CD) 10. krill
There’s people in England who will look out the window at the all the wildly different types of weather we’ve had today, and still deny, unwavering in their belief, that Ming the Merciless isn’t attacking Earth. Time to wake up everyone.
Sadly didn't hit these goals but got a hug off of Arlene Phillips and said "fuck off are you eighty?!"
Sadly didn't hit these goals but got a hug off of Arlene Phillips and said "fuck off are you eighty?!"
Insanely proud of my boyfriend and his clever pals ❤️
Scratch that, agents! That makes 3 for 2024! 🎉
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Oh god. Fingering, but your fingers make the noise that Fred Flintstone's toes make when he goes bowling.
If you know him you’ll understand, but bourdain has officially died in front of the oven from lack of me letting him have the chicken I’m making.
So I've got some really small news to share - approximately grapefruit sized apparently! I think it's fair to say we're equal amounts over the moon and overwhelmed! Here marks the start of our next chapter, bring it on!! 💪🥰👶🏻
Half delighted and half green with envy that an essay about MSG has been nominated for a James Beard award.
@BeerBottleBlond Don’t even get me started on the Royal Festival Hall
Tosin, when he sneaks into the cellar and emerges looking like Miss Havisham
@depthsofwiki If I had to guess I’d say he stole millions of dollars in corned beef
@ABeerForMatt You're getting dates? Tell me how
Current #perimenopause status: on day NINE of something resembling a period. I can absolutely understand how my grandma got sectioned during this time.
Grateful the understanding of women’s healthcare has moved on in the last 60 years but still, I can understand how fucking wild I must seem at times to my family.
Whois @FyneFest bound this year? We have the usual merry Bristol crew in convoy
@OhLottie Just avoid the tube entirely and walk around central London, it’s often much quicker and easier plus you get to see things
have yall seen that little bitch whose mom was attacked by a bear so he made a tiktok like “im glad u women have lived suCH PRIVILEGED LIVES THAT U WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR!!!” and everyone was like 🤨 and it turns out….. EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK