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I'm having a hard time imagining anything I would care *less* about than who sees me wash my hands.
I'm having a hard time imagining anything I would care *less* about than who sees me wash my hands.
I always thought Spouse's & my differing feelings about bears were just due to personal experience. But the last 24 hours has convinced me that men, in general, are wildly terrified of an animal they're probably never going to see outside a zoo, & Spouse is just an average dude.
I ask my children about upcoming plans all the time. If the plan is going to affect them, of course they should have input. Spouse and I are on a different level of communication with each other than we are with the kids - but the kids are still *people*.
I ask my children about upcoming plans all the time. If the plan is going to affect them, of course they should have input. Spouse and I are on a different level of communication with each other than we are with the kids - but the kids are still *people*.
Middle school bully to middle manager pipeline remains undefeated.
Middle school bully to middle manager pipeline remains undefeated.
The bizarre thing is that all of these schools could have just talked to their students like this and everyone would have gone home for the summer on a couple of weeks. Their need for absolute control has raised exactly the protest movement they wanted to stop.
The bizarre thing is that all of these schools could have just talked to their students like this and everyone would have gone home for the summer on a couple of weeks. Their need for absolute control has raised exactly the protest movement they wanted to stop.
I have a degree, did an internship, acquired industry certification, have 2 years experience with great references, and I want the position for the salary you're offering. Either that's good enough is it isn't. If you want me to work, hire me and pay me. (An Xennial)
I have a degree, did an internship, acquired industry certification, have 2 years experience with great references, and I want the position for the salary you're offering. Either that's good enough is it isn't. If you want me to work, hire me and pay me. (An Xennial)
Get in losers, we're gonna bust some corset myths. A🧵 Myth 1: not necessarily in so many words but visual! In the gif below we see a woman self-cinching a corset with, apparently, no chemise underneath (to protect the corset from sweat and to protect the skin from chafing)...
Get in losers, we're gonna bust some corset myths. A🧵 Myth 1: not necessarily in so many words but visual! In the gif below we see a woman self-cinching a corset with, apparently, no chemise underneath (to protect the corset from sweat and to protect the skin from chafing)... https://t.co/xI9Ieb4MN5
How does reading this quote out loud not contaminate the entire pool?
How does reading this quote out loud not contaminate the entire pool?
Imagine thinking Napoleon -- the Napoleon who is a leading contender for creator of the aphorism, "An army marches on its stomach" -- didn't know or care about logistics.
Imagine thinking Napoleon -- the Napoleon who is a leading contender for creator of the aphorism, "An army marches on its stomach" -- didn't know or care about logistics.
the private school offered a better financial aid package than any of the publics I applied to
the private school offered a better financial aid package than any of the publics I applied to
Or, hear me out, we develop school phone policies that are reasonable, evidence-based, and considerate of students... and then we ACTUALLY ENFORCE THOSE POLICIES. But that would require administrators to do something other than pile more workload onto the teachers, wouldn't it.
Or, hear me out, we develop school phone policies that are reasonable, evidence-based, and considerate of students... and then we ACTUALLY ENFORCE THOSE POLICIES. But that would require administrators to do something other than pile more workload onto the teachers, wouldn't it.
I've worked in multiple classrooms that either 1 did not have a phone at all Or 2 there was a phone physically in the room but it didn't work ("we sent a ticket but we don't know when physical plant will get to that")
I've worked in multiple classrooms that either 1 did not have a phone at all Or 2 there was a phone physically in the room but it didn't work ("we sent a ticket but we don't know when physical plant will get to that")
On a whim, I Zillowed my city. At 150k or less you can get your choice of: - an empty undeveloped lot (but it's not legal to just live on it in a tent) - a trailer home (not a smart choice in a hurricane state - and pad rent is not included) 300k IS a "starter home".
On a whim, I Zillowed my city. At 150k or less you can get your choice of: - an empty undeveloped lot (but it's not legal to just live on it in a tent) - a trailer home (not a smart choice in a hurricane state - and pad rent is not included) 300k IS a "starter home".
This week has taught me that under British speech laws, you absolutely may not suggest someone has engaged in Holocaust denial after they've openly denied certain facets of the Holocaust; but if you want to formally publish your racist sexual harassments, that's just fine.
This week has taught me that under British speech laws, you absolutely may not suggest someone has engaged in Holocaust denial after they've openly denied certain facets of the Holocaust; but if you want to formally publish your racist sexual harassments, that's just fine.
No one has unlimited hours, unless you have someone else taking responsibility for absolutely every other task in your life. After all my other life requirements are met, I could probably squeeze in an hour or 2 per day... maybe a couple more on an occasional weekend.
No one has unlimited hours, unless you have someone else taking responsibility for absolutely every other task in your life. After all my other life requirements are met, I could probably squeeze in an hour or 2 per day... maybe a couple more on an occasional weekend.
Most of my childhood included a concerted effort, at every level, to teach people to stop littering everywhere. Because it WAS *EVERYWHERE*.
Most of my childhood included a concerted effort, at every level, to teach people to stop littering everywhere. Because it WAS *EVERYWHERE*.
The next generation of kids is going to hear the 'Back in my day' tales of divorced parents who couldn't agree on anything and turn everything to chaos if they're even in the same room with one another, and think, "If only I were so lucky" 😂
The next generation of kids is going to hear the 'Back in my day' tales of divorced parents who couldn't agree on anything and turn everything to chaos if they're even in the same room with one another, and think, "If only I were so lucky" 😂
The Jeep is hoping you pull over at the next wide spot so they can pass you and get back up to driving speed.
The Jeep is hoping you pull over at the next wide spot so they can pass you and get back up to driving speed.
Peter Morley @morethanmySLE
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The USA Singers @TheUSASingers
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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS
247K Followers 20K Following Executive Director @DemCastUSA 🇺🇸 Writing: @HuffPost. Democracy is neat. We have a lot of work to do. #DemCast
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Irishrygirl @irishrygirl
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Emoluments Clause @Emolclause
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1 & only👉SilverAdi.. @SilverAdie
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Cameron Steele @Voyager19
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Justice Seeker 🗽 �.. @tizzywoman
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Belle Curve ⚖️�.. @_belle_curve_
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Rev. Cristobal Travie.. @ChrisIn_Big_D
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Fullmetal Jedi Offici.. @fullmetal_jedi
93 Followers 195 Following Official Twitter page for a nutty crossover fanfic— follow for updates and exclusive content! Installment 1 currently available on Wattpad!
Luiza @_luizasmdrs
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JH (Jim Harbaugh) @writeclimbrun
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niki @eichtea
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Teges 🇺🇸🤺�.. @MDMoore23
1K Followers 2K Following Husband, father, teacher. The total package. "forsan et haec ōlim meminisse iuvābit..." I have a habit of replying with GIFs.
Lisa Miller @LisaMillersTale
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Jennyologist 🧬🔎.. @TheJennyologist
358 Followers 383 Following Forensic & Historic Genealogist; History M.A.; @[email protected] https://t.co/hTUQLaq2rR
Leslie @TXWomenRESIST
5K Followers 5K Following Proud RESISTANCE member, Pagan, feminist, pro-choice, #BillsMafia, Demon. Freedom of religion also means freedom FROM religion. https://t.co/6PISs3lYAE
Rogue Skywalker @SkywalkerRogue
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McPhine @McPhine22397
127 Followers 3K Following
Astrology by STRLG @STRLG_com
3K Followers 4K Following Astrology Simplified #Horoscope #Zodiac #STRLG
pterodactyl undercarr.. @Erameline
60 Followers 251 Following
lisa v, special maste.. @lisaveee
234 Followers 1K Following Drug lord. Ally. Science and shit. My thoughts are my own. ((she/her))
ЩΣПDӨᄂYПП @wendeeluvz
48K Followers 49K Following 𓂀 Luv Yourself 💫 #HistoryBuff⏳#TruthSeeker🛸#Eidolism☠️ #AriesPisces ✨ #Musician 🎸 #Cantante🎙️ #SLP🧩 #PiratesLife🏴☠️ @Wendeeluvzz 💋 $Wendeeluvz
SassyMétisChick @SassyMetisChick
31K Followers 28K Following Métis (Nehiyaw/Anishinaabe-Red River) #deadlyauntie #MMIW #smallbundtcake #BundtGate #vinylcollector #bookstacker Your fake jazz DJ
Mark Schulte @mark_schulte
689 Followers 2K Following actor, teacher, carpenter, poet, truth-seeker, reader of books. maybe jest a touch o’ the ASD 👀😎dms on autodelete🤓
Dr Beth Hundt 🌻�.. @BethHundt
371 Followers 2K Following Over- educated, Nurse, PHD, stroke warrior, sincere
Amy Colleen @sewistwrites
11K Followers 1K Following Christian, writer, married @Hubby2SewWrites. Humor, historical fashion, "several niche accts in a trench coat." Will turn anything into a Jane Austen reference.
Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D @SarahMackAttack
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Sean @SeanBrophy17
105 Followers 414 Following
Amelia 🎃🇬🇧 @Ameliaxox56
476 Followers 5K Following Getting old but happily married. Autistic. All opinions are my own, If you don’t like them unfollow
The Cult Psych @The_Cult_Psych
368 Followers 1K Following Clinician & #SME on developmental trauma & #cultkids. Grew up in a #cult and survived everything that comes with it. 📚🪱 Host, Cult Kids Podcast
Peter Morley @morethanmySLE
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The USA Singers @TheUSASingers
131K Followers 19K Following This is the official Twitter account of The USA Singers. Makers of Resistance Music. Activists for Democracy. Vote Blue. Legacy Verified Checkmark 🤘🇺🇸🍊
Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸 @NickKnudsenUS
247K Followers 20K Following Executive Director @DemCastUSA 🇺🇸 Writing: @HuffPost. Democracy is neat. We have a lot of work to do. #DemCast
❤️🧡💛ᗰia�.. @mommamia1217
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Irishrygirl @irishrygirl
114K Followers 31K Following Enigma, I'm not a snowflake, I'm an avalanche. never claimed to be lady like. I swear a lot. . My posts are my own and do not represent those of my employer
Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin
93K Followers 73K Following Politics, Social Media Strategy, PhD in Cog Neurosci, Military Brat, Drummer, Metal Head
Bryan Dawson🇺🇸 @BryanDawsonUSA
99K Followers 52K Following “Radical Right=Radical Left=Radically Wrong.” Disinformation betrays all who fought for freedom #IAmJohnBrown #GunOwnerForGunReform #TrickleUp #StumpARepublican
Kim @kim
215K Followers 135K Following Producer and founder interested in art, design, fashion, music, tv + films. #VoteBlue
Mr. Spock 🖖 (Comme.. @SpockResists
97K Followers 48K Following Science Officer|Commentary Account 🖖Logic over Lunacy. No DM’s| To find me on other platforms just Google SpockResists
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101K Followers 23K Following Husband | Father | Designer | California Native | Lifelong Dem
McSpocky™ @mcspocky
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Leia🌻 @TheSWPrincess
77K Followers 40K Following Sci fi nut | Colombiana | Rescue Husky Mom | Dog & animal lover | Blocked by Doug Mastriano & Herschel Walker | I hope you can read typos
WeThePeople🇺🇸�.. @PrincessBravato
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Nick Walden Poublon @NWPinPDX
63K Followers 28K Following Oregon native. #Democrat | Happily married. I’m running to represent Oregon’s 52 District in the State House.
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SarahCA @SarahBCalif
48K Followers 8K Following | Mom | Wife | CA Native | Democrat | Activist | UCLA Grad: Psychology-Biology, English | West Coast Elitist | Libtard | Nasty Woman | Not in a Cult |
Emoluments Clause @Emolclause
106K Followers 82K Following #TheResistance #ExpandTheCourt #EndTheFilibuster #BuildBackBetter #BidenHarris Now on Threads https://t.co/CKgOIKdXix
Howard ✡. 🟦🇮�.. @HowardA_AtLaw
42K Followers 1K Following Author of Goodnight Loon: Poems & Parodies to Survive Trump, and Goodnight Loon II. Attorney, author, pianist, parodist. Lyrics are mine, typos are Siri's.
Ragnarok Lobster 🐺 @eclecticbrotha
54K Followers 2K Following Now I am become sarcasm, destroyer of worlds. Cogito ergo sumbitch ipso facto vis a vis hold deez.
Skyleigh Heinen-Uhric.. @Sky_Lee_1
54K Followers 11K Following Disabled Army Veteran/Advocate - Working in Activism in every corner needed, continuing the fight for democracy.
Belle Curve ⚖️�.. @_belle_curve_
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Bruce Shark @BruceShark5
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Daniel Litt @littmath
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Leslie @TXWomenRESIST
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Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT
46K Followers 126 Following Leftist McPlaidshirt. Your tradition sucks, get a new one.
Kat Lo 💘 GDC over .. @lolkat
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Rob @Hubby2SewWrites
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RS Archer @archer_rs
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Caoimhe Montgomery @EmpressOfKashyr
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Mark Schulte @mark_schulte
689 Followers 2K Following actor, teacher, carpenter, poet, truth-seeker, reader of books. maybe jest a touch o’ the ASD 👀😎dms on autodelete🤓
maude 🍉 @sheisartmoney
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IzzyArcadia 🇵🇸 @IzzyArcadia
54 Followers 514 Following autistic genderfluid/pangender latine. any pronouns work, but it/its is preferred. massive furry. gf is @AliceArcadian ❤️ 18, I LIKE/RT NSFW STUFF🔞
The Cult Psych @The_Cult_Psych
368 Followers 1K Following Clinician & #SME on developmental trauma & #cultkids. Grew up in a #cult and survived everything that comes with it. 📚🪱 Host, Cult Kids Podcast
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Elmo @elmo
607K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official! (account run with the help of Elmo’s mommy and daddy)
Rebecca-Ambiguously O.. @jewbecca
951 Followers 3K Following Capitalism only works for people with capital. 2nd Gen American, eggless and proud of it, unemployed, low vision, single mom, gardener.
Legal Eagle 🦅 @AllThingsCivil
7K Followers 3K Following Hot takes on the law, the military, my dogs, and lunch • עם ישראל חי • я ненавижу коммунистов
Ex-mo current ho @TrainSongs
812 Followers 4K Following Always ready to hear songs about trains, phone operators, and social unrest. Blue in a red state. This machine inconveniences fascists.
Andy Ottaway (blue ch.. @Andy35o
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Mom.Uncharted @mom_uncharted
3K Followers 2K Following Exploring Generation Shared. I investigate the state of parental public oversharing, child exploitation, and minor safety online. #kidsarenotcontent
The Civil Rights Lawy.. @johnbryanesq
29K Followers 893 Following WV Civil rights Lawyer, Youtuber and Unlicensed Historian and Scavenger. Freedom is scary. https://t.co/4csuauOxd1
Mammoth Cave NP @MammothCaveNP
18K Followers 270 Following We're green & gorgeous. We're dark & mysterious. We're pretty much the total package. Oh, and we're also home to the longest known cave in the whole wide world.
Lars the WokeViking �.. @Norwegian_Lars
26K Followers 26K Following Norwegian Feminist Loser. Social Democrat. Humanist🌈OrgasmDonor. BLM. MMA. BengalCat dad. #Narkotwitter, equality, HarmReduction.#NAFOCatsDivision
Jay P @JohnathanPerk
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Begging some of you to imagine how you'd feel about this exact sequence of events if the president was the other guy.
My mother told me I look like a prostitute in my author photos. I am afraid to ask, but ... yes or no? No wonder I have so many issues as an adult. Guess it makes me a better writer though.
Me: What did you do at school today, Linus? Linus: i don't know Linus's day at school:
Wow I bet this is going to make Gen Z/Alpha back down on that whole “defund the police” idea. I bet this is a great strategy.
Arrests at City College as police attempt to clear sidewalk in front of college gates.
And finally, Colonel Brandon to Willoughby: "Whatever crimes I commit against you, remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico."
Henry Tilney: "This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat."
Fanny Price: "Somebody sat on me again."
Elizabeth Bennet to Mr. Darcy: "I loathed you FIRST!"
Mrs. Weston: "Miss Woodhouse is never late, everyone else is simply early."
Emma Woodhouse to Harriet Smith: "You are so lucky you don't know who your parents are."
Elinor Dashwood to Willoughby: "I have a terrific idea. You go underwater and I'll count to a million."
Edward Ferrars: "Uh, thank you. For saving me from doing the proper thing for once in my life. Now all I have to do is tell Mummy."
Mr. Elton: "Miss Woodhouse, I would gladly take a bullet for you. Emma: "Oh, how brave. Most vicars don't even want to fetch me my tea."
Miss Bates: "Have you ever experienced that *instant* headache when you eat ice too quickly?"
Catherine Morland: "As always, this is as good as it's going to get."
Mr. Darcy: "Stupid Cupid, you're a real mean guy. I'd like to clip your wings so you can't fly. I'm in love and it's a crying shame. And I know you're the one to blame."
Jane Austen characters × The Princess Diaries quotes (1 and 2). A thread. Marianne Dashwood: "Is this punishment for driving without a licensed driver in the front seat? 😭"
@ask_aubry I prefer the bear because he doesn't constantly explain to me why my decision is wrong.
There are two types of men. The ones that understand why the bear is chosen and this guy.
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