ApeStonker69 @AStonker69
my name ed i like stonk Joined November 2023-
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Want to know what a bullshitter/securities fraudster is? ***8*** years later, THIS is a great example of a bullshitter/securities fraudster... $TSLA
If we don’t give presidents immunity, we might one day see prosecutors bringing charges for cynically political reasons. Also, here are my favorite memories of working for Ken Starr. by Brett Kavanaugh
Here’s the goddamned issue with this thesis — “buy the shitcos and if oil moons we will strike it rich” BECAUSE IF OIL DOESNT GO IN A STRAIGHT LINE UP. YOU HAVE A 99% CHANCE OF GETTING FUCKED. Let me lay it out for you. Class is in session, it’s WTI Bull college of E&P…
COMMUNITY NOTE: IF YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVE THREATENING SOMEONE WITH A MACHETE IS NOT AN ARRESTABLE CRIME IN CALIFORNIA PLEASE GET OFF THE INTERNET IMMEDIATELY AND STAY OFF
$TSLA “If somebody doesn't believe Tesla is going solve to autonomy…they should not be an investor in the company” (Musk on earnings call) -CFO quits and liquidates holdings -senior VP quits and liquidates holdings -BoD member files new 10b-5 plan Take the hint 😏
I guess they didn't learn their lesson with SBF. 🤦🏻♂️
tfw you’re definitely a normal corporation run for profit
“we need tech workers who are politically committed enough to work for below market rates for us” “yes, if only we hadn’t just fired all those highly committed tech workers for ‘political reasons’”
found a dude who is running millions and millions of backtests on microcap equity options. pardon the analogy, but some of you are trying to fill the bathtub by jerking off into it, rather than running the tap.
Tesla VIEs lost a billion in equity during the quarter, ending with negative equity of $700m. Equity is down from almost $3 billion positive equity a year ago. Seems concerning. Fastow?
Elon: “robotaxi’s that sell excess inference capacity for compute” Market: sounds totally reasonable. +12% Zuck: “AI related revenue will come in the future but have to spend for it now” Market:
PlayStation has over 100 million GPUs sitting idle during school hours on home internet GB plans w low latency IP for online gaming but, sure, $TSLA is going to do something magic with their lowest-cost possible $25k car CPUs. Idiots. Idiots everywhere.
The govt “if u salary and work over 40 hours a week, u will be eligible for overtime” “If the airline cancel ya flight, lose luggage or delay flights you will be given an automatic refund” “Non-competes are now void” 35 yr olds on Twitter: “They banning TikTok?!”
2014: dastardly gamers sent the police to my home trying to get me murdered for my opinions 2024: someone should send the police to murder these college students for their opinions
Just so everyone is clear, the Governor of Texas announces he ordered the protestors at the public university arrested because he is discriminating against their viewpoint, and the police confirm they acted at his instance.
$TSLA Musk: we might make a new model this year or next, you might be able to rent out your cars’ processor and we’re now now an AI/robotics company Investors: cool! Can we get more details? Musk: No Investors: I guess we’ll just ask IR Justin Viecha: uhh…about that
Fraudster A: made fantastical projections then lost ~$11b for investors Fraudster B: made fantastical projections then lost ~$14b for investors A: serving 25 years B: still booked regularly on tv I bet you all can solve this one
The only question that needed an answer on the $TSLA call was: "When will $TSLA take legal liability for FSD accidents?" Until that is answered clearly and in detail it's all hand waving and promises. Robotaxis are real right now. Zero are Teslas. $TSLAQ
i'm glad that greenpeace has decided that children being able to see is less important than bullshit ideas about "genetic engineering" as if every single thing we eat is not the artificial product of human ingenuity
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Everything that Omar/@WholeMarsBlog says is a carefully concocted lie to promote $TSLA - the guy is a pure con LIDAR is 360° bat sonar that works at light speed, it CRUSHES 2 eyed sight as bats so aptly demonstrate at nearly every streetlight around the world...
i have never been wrong about this
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@its_junipurr @BobBuilder411 In that case, would you prefer us to refer to you as a man or as nonbinary?
I'm realizing that this guy is an engagement farmer. It's popular on this PoS platform to have a positive take on FSD but his tweet is vaguely worded enough to not be officially endorsing FSD. Meanwhile obvious safety concerns are buried in the comments.
I test drove a Tesla with Full Self Driving for the first time ever. Very unique experience. Sort of felt like magic. Whoever successfully implements this kind of technology for every other automaker will build a gargantuan company. I know many are trying to do it, but will…
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Not a joke.
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@elonmuskADO No, it’s a fucking ridiculous name born out of Elon's bizarre, almost sexual fixation with the letter “X” lol
@elonmuskADO No. Awkward in conversation, impossible to search for, and has zero brand equity after two years of trying. Bring back Twitter as the brand, let X be the holding company.
@elonmuskADO Absolutely not. One of the worst branding decisions of all time.
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