Cluseau Investments @blondesnmoney
Not Financial Advice Insert extremely corny quote here google.com Paris, Francais Joined September 2022-
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I have a weird hunch Powell just snaps during Question and Answer time. Something along the lines of "what data do you need to see to be ready to cut" and he will snap "look, look, whatever data that is we just don't see it" and markets will puke 20 points after that comment
AI will do to $ADBE the same thing it did to $CHGG, just slower
Your friendly reminder that Equinix has a DOJ subpoena and an internal investigation but has still not explained it's accounting practices
Your friendly reminder that Equinix has a DOJ subpoena and an internal investigation but has still not explained it's accounting practices https://t.co/RieC9owZbs
Unrelated, but I think $SAVE is a $0 and I am still short the stock. The bonds guys are very smart and the 2025 1Ls are 78 cents for a 27% YTM. I The bond trade would've worked, but bottom line is when 16 month bonds with an 8 coupon are in the 70s, the equity isn't snazzy
Unrelated, but I think $SAVE is a $0 and I am still short the stock. The bonds guys are very smart and the 2025 1Ls are 78 cents for a 27% YTM. I The bond trade would've worked, but bottom line is when 16 month bonds with an 8 coupon are in the 70s, the equity isn't snazzy
Am unbelievably close to going 100% $BOXX
Village Idiot Central: +3.91% S&P 600: -3.28% SP EW: +2.58% Regionals: -9.60% SPX: +6.04% Sold a 5050 0 DTE for 85 cents and now I have to pay $1,500. Was an expensive mistake. Went short more $COIN so you know what will happen... Unforced error central. Cluseau, out!
Covered. Made back some of my unforced errors today. Really just disgusted with everything.
Covered. Made back some of my unforced errors today. Really just disgusted with everything. https://t.co/B3X7uVcpOV
Taking a look at the insider timing, I think the coin guys have a fairly good understanding of what a "fair price" is. The expeditious selling leads me to believe they think ETFs aren't as bullish for them as you may perceive. Given ETF volume now exceeds exchange volume...
$COIN opinion: Is Meowshid right to be bearish on margins
I don't like shorting thinks that generate money out of thin air, but I think if the economy ever has a tough time $DASH will be the first thing to fall. Being lazy when it is rainy and ordering on delivery apps is the first thing that'll be easy to cut. Think of selling some Nov…
I'm short $COIN and 5 of the November 520's calls for about $12. I know fintwit is universally bullish, but the valuation makes little sense to me. 1. ETFs are bad for $COIN 2. Decentralized trading means $COIN serves minimal purpose 3. Competition 1. Everyone seems to think…
Stoner Event Driven Idea: After dumping my shares at 1.90 for a beautiful 80%ish gain, I am back in $NOVC against a hidden ask at 1.43. Picked up 28,600, roughly 60% of today's volume. Nova has turned the corner on profitability and is generating about $5 Million CAD of FCF per…
Stoner Event Driven Idea: After dumping my shares at 1.90 for a beautiful 80%ish gain, I am back in $NOVC against a hidden ask at 1.43. Picked up 28,600, roughly 60% of today's volume. Nova has turned the corner on profitability and is generating about $5 Million CAD of FCF per…
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