Danielle @yo_dbro
Liz Lemon irl - 🍻 ⚾️ • 🧀🏈• 🐻🌲🏒 • 🦌🏀 • 🐺⚽️ • ⛳ - Youth LaX Coach - Retired Podcaster - Avid Restaurant Menu Reader - Baking Enthusiast - 🏳️🌈🖤 Wisconsin, USA Joined March 2010-
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Decided to watch the NFL draft and have rolled my eyes 60000 times already
Rory Scovel's HBO show is very worth it; very Midwest coded
The quickest way to ensure I never see a recipe again is to save it in website's the recipe box
My favorite pastime is watching docs or listening to pods looking back on cultural events and getting angry through present-day eyes/ ears and TODAY IT'S MARTHA STEWART SHE DIDN'T DESERVE THE VITRIOL SHE WAS A GODDESS AND A GENIUS AND JUST MADE A LIL WHOOPS
Happy Masters Weekend aka my annual "maybe I should try and pick up golf" delusions
Is there anything you can regret more than taking your kids to a park on a whim and getting there and realizing instead of wood chips it's sand
The day after I finish The Sopranos, I get asked to be my niece's godmother... I'm going to be the most insufferable non-italian
Just finished and my face is frozen like
Just finished and my face is frozen like https://t.co/ScWh0A4RVQ
Today marks the final day I'll ever root for Purdue for the rest of my life. How dare they let my sister in law beat me in our family bracket challenge. I hate them.
I'm not rooting for Iowa, I'm rooting for my mother in law who has become the biggest Iowa fan this past season 🥳
I can always tell when the wine hits my husband cause suddenly we're watching metal music videos (which... I'm going to say are some of the most insane music videos out there)
I called Costco because one of the motors on the recliner part of our sectional stopped working, and wanted to see if they'd send a part or have a tip to fix it. They said, just return it. I said, "we bought it in like 2018?" They said "yes, and?" 🤯
Obsessed when there's trivia notes also!!
Can you train yourself to be a person who can't sit around when your house is a mess or am I wasting my energy
It's funny cause a few days ago I had a Facebook memory from 4 years ago of my husband and I celebrating the Brewers "nopening day" and I was like "man that sucked.." broke ass Mets were like "how about another one" Stupid Mets
My Costco had 160 pizza rolls for $4.97 today. Not even on sale. I feel..... unbeatable.
33yo Supper Club me is laughing so hard at 18yo, mid-recession sports bar me... really thought I was doing big things back then 😅
Simply moving my social media folder from the main to the last page on my home screen has cut my phone usage down almost 2 hours day 🤸🏻♀️ (I also don't feel I know like what's happening in the world but hey)
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479 Followers 727 Following Craft beer. Dad. Year round bike commuter. MTB. Soccer. Physical Therapist. Madison. Wisconsin.Dan Le Batard Show wi.. @LeBatardShow
461K Followers 1K Following All tweets from social media coordinator JuJu Gotti (@JuJuGotti) unless signed otherwise.Mike Ryan (Ruiz) 🙌.. @MichaelRyanRuiz
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43K Followers 690 Following #NPDS daily, @lebatardshow weekly, @CBSSportsHQ, 1st Boot on @survivorcbs S28...tmow, the sun will rise, who knows what the tide could bring?…Ryan Cortes @Ryan_Cortes
22K Followers 2K Following Now: @foxworthshow, @lebatardshow, @pablofindsout and Big Dumb Football with @edsbs. Then: @highnoononespn, @desusandmerovl, @andscape, @miaminewtimesZach Harper @talkhoops
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336K Followers 423 Following Father, Stepfather and husband. Professional Golfer. Play for @WeAreLAGC Supported by @Nike @TaylorMadeGolf @TAGHeuer @BMW@yo_dbro It would be a little refreshing if someone came out going "I want to bang tons of fans and snort a mountain of blow...let's go!!!!" You never hear that.
you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylums where they raised me
@bigsurlor You're a scholar & a gentleman
Reminded 5 minutes ago that I still I can’t take a compliment like a normal person: Neighbor: You look good and like you’ve lost weight! Me: It ain’t much, but it’s honest work 🤡
5,000 likes and I’ll re-enact
@thisisvertrying i literally experience every emotion known to man when i listen to this bridge
WERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED? WERE YOU WRITIN' A BOOK? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN FIFTY YEARS, WILL ALL THIS BE DECLASSIFIED? AND YOU'LL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT AND I'LL SAY, "GOOD RIDDANCE" 'CAUSE IT WASN'T SEXY…
@barstoolcarl For $2,500 that damn key better follow me around like Thors hammer
My car dealership quoted me $2,500 for a new key. That seemed like a lot of money so I called a locksmith from Oswego. Jim programmed a new key in my driveway and charged me $125. Why can't the car dealership be more like Jim? Jim rocks.
me looking at a lacrosse roster
is he… y’know… *imitates crab claws*… from maryland???
Still blows my mind that an ESPN+ subscription doesn't give you access to.... ESPN.
@ESPNPlusHelp Thanks for repeating the information I already said.
I laugh when I see r*d pill men on here in their 30s talking about only going after women in their early 20s because when I was in my early 20s when men in their mid 30s hit on me all I could think is “why are you still single” “why do you want someone so young” and they just -
My 6 year old just got back from visiting our elderly neighbor and said, “I told her we’d bring her some fresh baked cookies when they’re ready.” I informed her that we weren’t baking any cookies today and she said, “Oh, I guess we kinda have to now, don’t we?” Diabolical.
the only Leafs fan I respect is the one outside TD right now holding a sign that says “I’m so scared”
Canada Goose vest: $585 Helmut Lang hoodie: $285 Breitling watch: $3,400 Being a megachurch pastor and MN’s biggest grifter: PRICELESS