two bird carl @barstoolcarl
Monday Morning Cubs Show host with @tbidness | barstool sports | Chicago Bears savant | internet jedi open.spotify.com/episode/2YKk8k… Joined July 2013-
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Christopher Morel almost killed me tonight on a live stream. I love him and I love this Cubs team. We are awesome at baseball and that feels good: youtube.com/clip/Ugkxl6XlB…
Jameson Taillon out pitching a no hitter and losing would be a perfect Jameson Taillon story arc
Jameson Taillon out pitching a no hitter and losing would be a perfect Jameson Taillon story arc
We could get a 90 minute baseball game. Nobody get pissed if that ends up happening. 90 minutes is Mark Buehrle with a hangover against a 58 win Rays team. 90 minutes rocks.
Jameson Taillon deserves a run. At least one run. That’s all we’re asking here. Somebody score one goddamn run please.
Unbelievable hot dog from Lincoln Park Zoo
Crazy good game. Shitty loss. Whatever. 4-2 on the week with so many injuries. The Cubs keep marching and the big names are coming back. Fact is they’re only getting better and we have an entire summer of great baseball coming. Sleep tight
Lucky iPad might be a thing. I transitioned to iPad for the top of the 8th and we immediately tie it up. Could be an iPad kinda season
MICHAEL TAUCHMAN IS THE GREATEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME
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SHOTA IMANAGA ALREADY CUB FOR LIFE
Rate this 3-0 Cubs lead/French Onion combo
DJ Moore and Keenan Allen don’t have time for this bullshit. Thank God the Bears have the right group of guys
DJ Moore and Keenan Allen don’t have time for this bullshit. Thank God the Bears have the right group of guys
I overheard this lady at the gas station just now. Apparently the Chicago Cubs are 4-0 when we CarlCast? I have to double check but that would be fuckin sick to go undefeated through pilot season
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Maggs hits better than Andre Vaughn. Runs about the same.
@barstoolcarl the team last year doesn’t win this kind of game tonight… I’m in on 96-66
@barstoolcarl Taillon isn’t out pitching Severino right now
Kevin Alcantara's last ten games: .372/.386/.698 (226 wRC+); 18.2 K%
@KensingtonRoyal Monday … weird to get married on a Monday
Celtic will be looking for a Shot Stopper this summer 👀
85' | Brady's Spidey senses were tingling! 🕷️ 🔴 [0-0] 🔵 | #CHIvATL
I will continue to campaign for a home from school game daily to build a younger following ..The cubs built one of the greatest fan bases ever because of day ball .. @MLBNetwork #cubs 3:00 starts
Here's the #MLB schedule for Monday, April 29th - PLAY BALL!!!
@barstoolcarl Perfection in presentation and delivery. Ingredients expertly laid out to avoid excess waste when held correctly, solid 4 biter with only 1 napkin needed. Saw some Lions & a Giraffe too, great value for money.
@barstoolcarl Go check out the halfway house at Orchard Valley G.C. They have all of the fixins...I know ur just a stones throw away these days...
@barstoolcarl Have fun in boys town tonight Carl
@barstoolcarl Obviously watching tonight hoping you would beat Boston, strange positioning for Happ there in Fenway Park. Needs to be less deep in LF, obviously Cubs aren’t in Boston often but whoever positions the OFers needs to tighten it up
@barstoolcarl so fucking frustrating to have story basically out for the year and casas out til july
Nobody wants you to see this #WhiteSox
@barstoolcarl Carl I’m just gonna say it. This team has won my heart.