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a weighted blanket just isn't cutting it anymore. i need a hydraulic press
really gotta brace yourself before putting a skims bodysuit every time
no wonder i can’t find shit, i have 5 purses going rn with varying levels of lip balms and other assorted stuff
i miss steely so much, he’s being spoiled up north with my parents 🤭🤭🤭
nothing feels better than texting your once, long-distance bestie, who now lives in your city, if they wanna hang out in the same room for 8 hours and ignore eachother 🥰
this is what i mean when i say i got a lot going on
gotta clean my bathroom before my parents get here and let me tell you i’d rather be staring down the barrel of a hot metal 45
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i would literally rather be mauled by a fucken bear than hang out with some dude who doesn’t understand that no is a complete sentence. they have a point.
it’s so funny to me how you can feel yourself making tremendous progress on a goal one day, and wake up feeling defeated the next
KatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
13K Followers 1K Following the gal who cant name 3 songs ⭕️⚡️🐠🌷🐝🦋♟️ Zappa • Grateful Dead • Phish • Muppets • Chessyburyug @yburyug
4K Followers 5K Following Used a computer once, but I didn't inhale. Mostly shitposting. Also talking about programming, cities & urbanism, real estate & my cats. Down 2 clown 🐟 he/they⭕️ julie catch a .. @cubsgirl1825
5K Followers 3K Following don’t let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere ⚡️ polar seltzer enthusiastEnnui’d @BradLeeOnBass
4K Followers 4K Following Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵 *Not responsible for lost or stolen facesHee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking doucheRyan Storm @ry_storm
9K Followers 1K Following Podcast host @stormypodcast @aatgoosepod @thingsofgoldpod on @osirispod. Music Journalist. Fanbase Promoter. Huge nerd. #StormSoundMemo PapaGeorgio @LawnMemo
12K Followers 3K Following Old Woman Young Attitude. Questions and Compliments. Listen to Skinshape and The Groovy NobodyJesse @JesseMixMan
6K Followers 2K Following If life were easy and not so fast, I wouldn’t think about the pastJoel Cummins 🎹 @goldlikejoel
23K Followers 6K Following Keyboard wizard for @umphreysmcgee. dad. husband. @Amazon #1 best selling author. traveler. skier. yogi. golfer. @Cubs. @wasserman agency IG: @goldlikejoelJacquikap 🥨🌽 @Jacquikap
5K Followers 1K Following sure don't know what I'm going for, but I'm gonna go for it, for sure ✌️🎸⭕️🌹☠️🌽𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣.. @radiator9987
4K Followers 2K Following @wookplus - @BG_pod - @allthatjampod Archivist - Dad - mU𝔰ᶤᶜ 𝕁𝐔𝔫кƗⒺ - DIY Champion - Polyjamerous - SNAFU U - Chop Wood / Carry WaterDrew but Kissinger Cl.. @drewphish
8K Followers 264 Following I've performed with Trey Anastasio, MMW and Lin Manuel Miranda but don't think it made any of their bios * Mike's Song Consultant * The Mockingbird FoundationKelz 🔮 @gratefulkelzz
5K Followers 5K Following She/Her 🏳🌈🏳️⚧️, BLM, Auburn Tigers & World Champion Braves, just be cool🌹⚡🐻🦉🐐⭕️McToshay @ToshayMc8572
6 Followers 198 FollowingSloppy Heads @RealSloppyHeads
823 Followers 136 Following new record SOMETIMES JUST ONE SECOND out now on shrimper! https://t.co/o8NlR3m3OM [email protected]Shraw D @d_shraw7725
36 Followers 175 FollowingShua | Herbfather.eth @BirdLawShua
2K Followers 4K Following Shua /shwä/ like Guava. Artist. INFP. Positive Vibrations. Philly Sports. B4L 🌲👽🌲Sea turtle lovers clu.. @seaturtle_uk
369 Followers 4K Following 1👉 Welcome @seaturtle_uk 2 🐢 We share daily #Seaturtle Contents 3 🐾 Follow us if you really love Sea turtleBricks @PlatinumHit
1K Followers 942 Following Go rescue a cat or dog today. They need us. ⭕️⚡️💀🎸3️⃣3️⃣Mathias Acosta @MathiasAco90591
1 Followers 82 FollowingStill waiting.......... @Johnmoo57639540
258 Followers 476 Following Singin in the sunshine ☀️ laughing in the rain ☔️𝕏 @ElonRmuskX1
246 Followers 1K Following Businessman and investor. Founder, chairman, CEO, and CTO of SpaceX; angel investor, CEO, product architect, and former chairman of Tesla, Inc.peter busher @petebusher91275
285 Followers 1K FollowingT Daddy Nugs B2B 🌲.. @lilDaddyMak
624 Followers 2K Following Dad, Husband, friend, phish, B4L, mountain biker, snowboarder, hiker, Broncos and Nuggets 🌲👽🌲Keith Dirty Ba$tard @RealKeithDirty
743 Followers 280 Following Rapper / Producer https://t.co/VgU7tPFWBBAlexander Moscowitch @lexter
68 Followers 387 Following Got a wife and cats and cars and house. I like computers mostly. sometimes I go to concerts.Captain Incredible @Cptn_Incredible
1K Followers 855 Following Middle child. Dad. Oregon Trail Gen. Girl pop, politix, and polyjamory: Brothers Past, tDB, Mikey-era WSP, Phish, MMJ, and Goose. Eugene Borne Enthusiast.Amanduhfesting destin.. @mandar_rae
161 Followers 339 Following 🏈 🪩💃🪿 🥬 ⭕️ 🤓 Pigeons, Khurangbin, Billy Strings, Black Keys, SRV ///\\\ Thrifting, gardening, and groovingDeeJ @d_ren83
151 Followers 688 FollowingPhootiusMaximus @footiusmaximus2
597 Followers 812 Following New account for Phish, WSMFP and Grateful Dead talk. Fuck elon and his “free speech site”✨Carrie✨ @CATinPhoenix
2K Followers 1K Following give me music, mountains, laser beams & fireworks! outdoorsy • artsy • curious • playful • grateful - hi!👋ELON MUSK @Elon_Musk62762
100 Followers 1K Following Space x 👉Founder (Reached to Mars 🔴) 💲PayPal https://t.co/5QUQXEoPvW 👉 Founder 🚗Tesla CEO & Starlink Founder 🧠Neuralink Founder a chip to brainElon Musk (NEW PAGE T.. @ElonManagementT
79 Followers 617 Following I pray I meet Elon Musk one day | Daily quotes, Quiz and Tweets | NO official association with https://t.co/kTDgQxawkb | (Follow for more) #https://t.co/kTDgQxawkb #teslaPuff_damagicdragon @CliftonTullos
122 Followers 2K Following Father/ Husband/ Hard working and love my Job🔌🍬📦 #LSD #THC #Cannabis #DMT #MmembervillesocietyIvy @ivymaeee21
65 Followers 807 Following Creator of content 🙃❤️ https://t.co/iLoK3WqwyS Text me for PAID collabs - 6075422895 😝Ginny Lee Ledford @ginledford
477 Followers 895 Following Lover of all things music, part-time fun haver, attempted decent human, Goat Momma. opinions are my ownAaron Fuska @AaronFuska
77 Followers 138 FollowingUncle B4L 🌲 👽 �.. @BrianGeer7
207 Followers 243 Following B4L, Dead head, moderate democrat, Minnesota Viks fan, F1, trolling Phish fansDairy Garcia 🥛 @PoweredByComedy
1K Followers 1K Following 55% ATS NFL23. sports, music, bullshit. gambling. apple butter toast is nice. #BBN #WSMFP #BearDown #tDB #FlyTheWkara 🔜 Biscoland �.. @karayates
871 Followers 775 Following listening to good music. playing with doggos. bonnaroovian. hr pro. goose fan. podcaster @thefemmeflock . writer of fake set lists.cuck chair enthusiast @JFKwasAFK
15 Followers 19 Followinggoingdowntheroad @goingdownthero1
261 Followers 1K FollowingShark Boy Exotic @Codebread12
42 Followers 831 Following This is not a selling page! Hit link below👇 for more enquiries.bigfatpussylip @bigfatpussylip
515 Followers 407 Following what if tonight was the last time we ever spoke to each otherRuchstar @SplitOpen_n_Kel
439 Followers 915 Following Phish. Philly. MSGYemTecaCamden2001. Work hard and be nice.Poster’s Ghost ⭕�.. @clownshow
298 Followers 2K Following Producer of games, creator of things, full time butterfly consigliere and part time robot whisperer ⭕️KatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
13K Followers 1K Following the gal who cant name 3 songs ⭕️⚡️🐠🌷🐝🦋♟️ Zappa • Grateful Dead • Phish • Muppets • Chessyburyug @yburyug
4K Followers 5K Following Used a computer once, but I didn't inhale. Mostly shitposting. Also talking about programming, cities & urbanism, real estate & my cats. Down 2 clown 🐟 he/they⭕️ julie catch a .. @cubsgirl1825
5K Followers 3K Following don’t let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere ⚡️ polar seltzer enthusiastEnnui’d @BradLeeOnBass
4K Followers 4K Following Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵 *Not responsible for lost or stolen facesHee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking doucheRyan Storm @ry_storm
9K Followers 1K Following Podcast host @stormypodcast @aatgoosepod @thingsofgoldpod on @osirispod. Music Journalist. Fanbase Promoter. Huge nerd. #StormSoundMemo PapaGeorgio @LawnMemo
12K Followers 3K Following Old Woman Young Attitude. Questions and Compliments. Listen to Skinshape and The Groovy NobodyJesse @JesseMixMan
6K Followers 2K Following If life were easy and not so fast, I wouldn’t think about the pastJacquikap 🥨🌽 @Jacquikap
5K Followers 1K Following sure don't know what I'm going for, but I'm gonna go for it, for sure ✌️🎸⭕️🌹☠️🌽𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣.. @radiator9987
4K Followers 2K Following @wookplus - @BG_pod - @allthatjampod Archivist - Dad - mU𝔰ᶤᶜ 𝕁𝐔𝔫кƗⒺ - DIY Champion - Polyjamerous - SNAFU U - Chop Wood / Carry WaterDrew but Kissinger Cl.. @drewphish
8K Followers 264 Following I've performed with Trey Anastasio, MMW and Lin Manuel Miranda but don't think it made any of their bios * Mike's Song Consultant * The Mockingbird FoundationKelz 🔮 @gratefulkelzz
5K Followers 5K Following She/Her 🏳🌈🏳️⚧️, BLM, Auburn Tigers & World Champion Braves, just be cool🌹⚡🐻🦉🐐⭕️Stage Banter Guy Fier.. @TweeterReprise
8K Followers 519 Following Prep School Hippie, or Hip School Preppie...I can't decide. Giannis. I love butter. Flavortown Alderman. Be kind. Link in bio: https://t.co/NLqqTaCT3bVet 420 @WeedVet
22K Followers 3K Following Army Vet, living the canna life in the free land of 10k lakes, always growing. one toke at a time my friends…court 👽 @httpgross
82 Followers 226 Following i thoroughly enjoy discoing my biscuits. upstate🗽. SIYD!CC @BBYCELS444
7K Followers 639 Following Girl-shaped menace. Also niche perfume, pickles nd fashion enthusiastJoJo the idiot circus.. @Phins_Phan
264 Followers 563 Following Obviously not a golfer Just here for the YamzHighway Jill 🌼🌵 @lawngurl
4K Followers 1K Following toss away stuff you don't need in the end, keep what's important and know who's your friend.Captain Incredible @Cptn_Incredible
1K Followers 855 Following Middle child. Dad. Oregon Trail Gen. Girl pop, politix, and polyjamory: Brothers Past, tDB, Mikey-era WSP, Phish, MMJ, and Goose. Eugene Borne Enthusiast.PhootiusMaximus @footiusmaximus2
597 Followers 812 Following New account for Phish, WSMFP and Grateful Dead talk. Fuck elon and his “free speech site”Dairy Garcia 🥛 @PoweredByComedy
1K Followers 1K Following 55% ATS NFL23. sports, music, bullshit. gambling. apple butter toast is nice. #BBN #WSMFP #BearDown #tDB #FlyTheWcuck chair enthusiast @JFKwasAFK
15 Followers 19 Followingbigfatpussylip @bigfatpussylip
515 Followers 407 Following what if tonight was the last time we ever spoke to each otherTwo-Buck Schmuck @Jewbacca814
405 Followers 2K Following augh naw not the bees... not the bees!!!! auhhh they're in my eyes.. my eyes!!! ahhhh ahhhhhhhhhThat Guy @RealLangenstein
346 Followers 2K FollowingCurlworks 𓆟 Fish B.. @curlworks_
43K Followers 636 Following Handmade critter crafts & designs for all. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 All inquiries via email: https://t.co/9oPuZffYkD Shop: https://t.co/w27pzNZoBNBossy B @youLOVEtani
6K Followers 903 Following oops, i did it again. and again. my bad. damn. 📷 bossylilbrittNoah Phence @zenster
421 Followers 580 Following Poker Player. Deadhead. Phishhead. Comedian. Pin Collector.leslie amp 🇺🇦 @annielaidherha1
1K Followers 3K Following Here for the phish arguments and politics. Medical writer by day, artist and couch tour mostly by night. #nafo #fella SoundWave Weaves and Designs, LLCstephanie @stephdeluca424
182 Followers 619 Following loving all things life has to offer beauty enthusiast.Ky @kysue925
4K Followers 2K Following I’m here for the Phish stuff. 🎹🎸🌵⭕️ and I’m a special education teacher 🧩Skeet Skeet Ulrich @SkeetUrlich
228 Followers 234 Following The B actor and movie connoisseur🎥🎶Go to raves with Matthew Chill’ard💯Don Cheadle's best friend🌈 Pacifister👊🤟Another Plan Of B'goc.. @Cookies_4brkfst
531 Followers 1K Following Sensors overloaded, this is what they warn you about! Space is exploded, pretty sure i got us into it now!!!!Doty Shitinski @DotyShitinski42
39 Followers 112 Following B4L ain’t no part time thing, it’s for LIFE 🌲👽🌲Christian @M4X_POW3R
238 Followers 397 FollowingWoo Woo Goddess @miss_fml
3K Followers 727 Following let me tell you something—i have a semester & a half of college. i understand Freud. i understand therapy, as a concept.𓃶⛧ @kalesatan69
227 Followers 66 FollowingLeah Reynolds @Starshinita
243 Followers 480 Following S'UMphreak enjoying the perks of life in the Pacific Northwest sprinkled with some charm and sarcasm...nick eckhardt ⚙️�.. @nick_eckhardt
2K Followers 5K Following engineer, polymath, innovation guru, code ninja, animal lover, disc golfer, subordinate to the arts and sciences. gr8dients creator.Jam Band News @JBNews420
2K Followers 2K Following News and other nonsense about all the bands most people dislike. This account is mismanaged by Our Buddy Jim who is a very professional music journalist.BulGolgi Apparatus @YelahElyk
468 Followers 656 Following ⭕ and Chelsea FC ⭐⭐ Organic Farmer in the Finger Lakes, NYchlo @sigma_chloasis
802 Followers 581 Following you can plan a pretty picnic but you can’t predict the weather #phish #philos #phormula1 #phootballsean the goose man @hollowrdx
258 Followers 382 Following have fun; have love you can always make more money. you cannot make more time in the moment.SAMurai Untzalot @Samberg7
722 Followers 721 Following Twin mom 👶👶 #livemusic⭕️🎶 #NYC🗽#flyeaglesfly 🦅 Laissez les bons temps rouler!🤘🏻 ♫ ♪ ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı ♪ ♫em @___emily____
1K Followers 727 Following the little scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if only you could stop tonguing it, but you can't.cereal sommelier @MrSnacktime
691 Followers 558 Following S.E.E.D. Destiny apologist 🌲👽🌲 절이 싫으면 중이 떠나야지Alex @everlastingitch
1K Followers 3K Following phish/dead/B4L/KGLW. NYY/NYK/NYG. Florida by way of NY. ⭕️💀👽roman✨️ @riverportgin
1K Followers 715 Following unofficial unpaid phish promoter | phan since 2023 | they/them 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ | 19 years old | #B4Lsquonker @pdxporkroll
152 Followers 465 Following Sammy chant B4L Eagles/Phillies/Sixers/Flyer til I dieCandy Says, Caroline Says, Lisa Says, Stephanie Says, Lou Reed certainly knows a lot of girls who are saying things
So I look at the security guard and say “Listen, don’t be alarmed but I’m about to take panties out of my pocket. Not that they’re what’s setting this shit off.” Then they wanded me and it ended up being my earrings. So I said “The bigger the hoop the bigger the hoe!!”
@GrooveSafe I appreciated that @townballroom had signs in the women's bathrooms advising to get staff if anyone was making you feel unsafe or uncomfortable. Sometimes in the moment, it can be hard to think of the right thing to do, and this is a good reminder that there are people to help.
a weighted blanket just isn't cutting it anymore. i need a hydraulic press
My husband is home right now with the kittens. His office is their home for the next week or so. I have to say I'm jealous. But I'm sure these little guys are very distracting.
Smoking weed out of a Pepsi can and buying new Etnies after I finish banging your mom.
This chick at the sporting event said I give “likes girls” Vibes and I was like yes sugar. Babes r the hottest
Who would be interested in a reprint of the Reba/nike shirts but on comfort colors!!! Raise your hand
you don't have to rank them, just enjoy them one by one 🎵🎧
I still want to learn 🥹
A sport!!! I can still do a lil 1/2
The old slab dab. Takes me back
Visited this mural in Allentown, P.A. this weekend. (Not photographed, the soft pretzels baked by giggly Amish girls.)
@Alexa_Curtis @HungryGames2000 - "You know I don’t have the energy to reply to this" - Writes three paragraphs.
can personally vouch for X, the “talking vagina”. this pu$$y talk so much she’s trilingual. this pu$$y talk so much she learned manners like “plz & thank you”. pu$$y talk so much i swear she got a motor. Pu$$y sings opera, she can hold a crescendo
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