yburyug @yburyug
Used a computer once, but I didn't inhale. Mostly shitposting. Also talking about programming, cities & urbanism, real estate & my cats. Down 2 clown 🐟 he/they bobbyis.me Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2013-
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I didn’t have the social battery to be in the thick for the start and stuff but @JordanSheldon3 and I did pretty good on rail and balloon economics as the ass end struck. Motet do always be a fun time
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Remember a year and a half ago when there was all this YIMBY angst and anti-YIMBY glee about how fast rents were rising in Austin despite all the new construction?
Remember a year and a half ago when there was all this YIMBY angst and anti-YIMBY glee about how fast rents were rising in Austin despite all the new construction?
Soon to be followed up with vitriol and anger in the landmark essay “diary of a wimpy kid” except it’s about New Jersey bitching so much they get some of the money but still don’t have any friends and asked their mom if she’d go that one pizza place just them to be safe
Soon to be followed up with vitriol and anger in the landmark essay “diary of a wimpy kid” except it’s about New Jersey bitching so much they get some of the money but still don’t have any friends and asked their mom if she’d go that one pizza place just them to be safe
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Why you should not piss off an autistic nerd regarding their area of special interest: a thread
Why you should not piss off an autistic nerd regarding their area of special interest: a thread
Now that I think about it I know how I could reasonably estimate this with 2 minutes of effort but I actually have no slotted ballpark of “how long it take to go moon?”
Now that I think about it I know how I could reasonably estimate this with 2 minutes of effort but I actually have no slotted ballpark of “how long it take to go moon?”
This payphone has profited more than WeWork ever did with a 48 billion dollar valuation.
This payphone has profited more than WeWork ever did with a 48 billion dollar valuation.
Really has the energy of this classic.
Really has the energy of this classic. https://t.co/1KQoFIRIhh
It would be funny to be a billionaire and have bought GE to role play jack donaghy
It grinded Danielle’s dads gears tonight when I gave him shit for his giant 4 door built for plausible deniability if you run over a child that he doesn’t use for real labor work meaningfully tonight when we were all on the phone. I should give him a joke Toyota Camry gift card.
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Excuse me, won’t taxi *passengers* be charged the congestion surcharge, not drivers? It matters.
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Me: There’s a girl who makes ceramic mugs with little boobs and penises on them at the artisan market. Mom: I have seen ENOUGH little penises in my life. ENOUGH. I will be FINE if I don’t see little ceramic ones. Mom: … but at least they’re hard right?
@yburyug HAHA I was waiting for you to comment 😂😂 we love u 🫶🏻
@yburyug See you on moon then. No way I’m missing that.
@yburyug Hahahaha don’t need that. I loved your explanation, though. Someday I hope we catch up and I’ll tell you a story about leaving the engineering program at Tech. It is, I think, very funny.
@yburyug I got a B in statics but things fell apart in dynamics.
This kind of Thread Humor is one of my favorite gags
@yburyug Makes me think of the time a fan brought Klay Thompson a toaster to autograph reddit.com/r/nba/s/UBF8An…
@yburyug Expand and contract pattern. You're essentially changing the type of the column, so you have to do some multi-deploy dance to avoid old nodes from spitting errors
@yburyug oh I read DFW's piece while I was actually on a cruise
@yburyug @phastenough @furrythug you’re going to submit a FOIL request now, aren’t you?
Total body deodorant? Just take a fucking shower. You’re not a 15th century Queen getting sprayed with perfume.
@yburyug It’s actually been a decently chill day despite them saying some wild shit. But it is only day 1
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