𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

Fiction & Humor | Believes in Karma theory & Murphy's law | All photos are not mine | Link to my #vss365 tweets below. mobile.twitter.com/search?src=typ… Joined September 2009

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

a hour ago

"Why are silk hats nailed to the bank ceiling,Sholmes?" "A diversion, Hatson.Note the loose threads" "What do they mean?" "Geriarty wants everyone expecting a #falling wardrobe. While they're staring upward, he's emptying the vault" "Diabolical" "And fashionable" #vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

13 hours ago

"Cakes are #falling from the town hall clock, Hatson" "Why cakes, Sholmes?" "Geriarty considered bricks, but worried about public opinion" "A considerate criminal" "Thoughtful too, Hatson" #vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

18 hours ago

Have a terrific Thursday friends 💐

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

a day ago

"The bakery awarded #victory ribbons to all the loaves, Hatson" "All of them?" "Yes. Geriarty said competition hurts feelings" "Did anyone object, Sholmes?" "Yes..the muffins" #vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

2 days ago

Have a wonderful Wednesday friends 💐💐

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

2 days ago

"The town clock now chimes thirteen, Sholmes" "Odd, but it isn't a crime Hatson " "The repair bill vanished" "Then Geriarty made a #gamble nobody would count, mate" "And the clock?" "It gave up keeping score,Hatson" #vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

3 days ago

"A goldfish reported its bowl was stolen,Hatson" "Goldfish don't file reports, Sholmes" "This one brought three forms, two witnesses and a signature, Hatson" "Geriarty?" "Who else? Fish says it's willing to #gamble its entire memory on it" #vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

3 days ago

Have a terrific Tuesday friends 💐

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

3 days ago

"Our bakery reported all cakes missing, Sholmes... at #midnight" "And the baker says that crumbs formed a map,Hatson" "To where?" "To Geriarty's ego" #vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

3 days ago

"A cow is standing on the library roof, Sholmes" "They say it arrived at #midnight, Hatson" "How?" "That's the question, Hatson. Geriarty merely supplies the confusion" #vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

4 days ago

Have a marvelous Monday and great new week friends 💐💐

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

4 days ago

"Town's cycling race ended mysteriously, Hatson" "Why?" "Someone replaced every bicycle with a #primitive cart" "Geriarty, Sholmes?" "Who else could make progress travel backward, Hatson?" #vss365

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𝘔𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘥𝘩𝘢𝘳 𝘒 @mk700

5 days ago

"Hatson, someone replaced every museum sign with a #primitive cave drawing" "Who would do that, Sholmes?" "Geriarty.He calls it 'historical improvement' Hatson" #vss365