Happy Curmudgeon @wholefist_doc
writer/marketer; single dad; sarcasm master; "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"; Don't call me Shirley. from:wholefist_doc exclude:replies Delaware, USA Joined July 2019-
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My youngest as Aunt Sponge (middle, white hair & heavily padded) in the musical version of James & the Giant Peach.
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Catching a matinee. The youngest (middle school) is playing the role of Sponge.
Like this year, 25 yrs ago the draft started with 3 QBs off the board. 2/3 were busts. 1 Tim Couch 2 Donovan McNabb 3 Akili Smith
So my 3 year old dishwasher now has a new main computer board, a new upper computer board and a new control panel - none of which has solved the problem. GE brand POS.
Is there a 12-step program for jellybeans? Asking for myself.
Boys and girls this is a spam and/or scam account. If you’re following it, please report it and block it.
Just getting ready to sit down to the traditional Passover dinner: leftover andouille sausage with pepper-jack cheesy pasta.
The word “burrito” translates to “little donkey” or loosely, “small ass.” So every time you eat one it’s delicious Mexican food and eating ass - as if you needed another reason to love burritos!
Kate 🪬🤍🇺🇸 @ImSpeaking13
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@JohnFeal2 @johnfeal2
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James Tate @JamesTate121
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Janelle Ruby @Jennelleruby
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Sharon bowman @Sharonb57470441
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Petrina Binney 🏳�.. @wordsofbin
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Emmy Rause @EmmyRause7162
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Linda Lou @legal1lou
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James Markewich 🇺�.. @redhorse6531
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Morgan Wright 💎 @byMorganWright
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Justin R. Cristaldi @JRCX
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turtlerancher66 NAFO @turtlerancher66
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Margaret Saxon 🇺�.. @MargaretSaxon3
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Lynne Wilkins @lynnewilkins
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism
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Jo @JoJoFromJerz
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Marc E. Elias @marceelias
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Dan Rather @DanRather
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Robert Reich @RBReich
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Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance
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Don Winslow @donwinslow
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NIH @NIH
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Sharon bowman @Sharonb57470441
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James Markewich 🇺�.. @redhorse6531
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Justin R. Cristaldi @JRCX
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turtlerancher66 NAFO @turtlerancher66
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Jules🌊💙🇺🇸 @JuleoftheLake
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Pauline Poletes @paulinepol
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Margaret Saxon 🇺�.. @MargaretSaxon3
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Mark @millermarkg
1K Followers 5K Following I wouldn't miss this "great experiment in democracy" for all the chai in Tina. No DMs, please
🇺🇲🇺🇲IEran.. @IEranLoveyou
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Connie Donoghue (she/.. @1001cjd
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Marg @violet1919
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Without truth, there .. @without_are
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Judith Rozarie @JRozarie
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Gloria Lynn @Gloria_Lynn
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@CammyBeagle, JD @BestBeagleMom
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Owen E. Richason IV @OwenERichasonIV
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AnnieLaurie @_Last1__
183 Followers 674 Following
Carrie Ashfield @CAshfield_
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sycamore Christ is Ki.. @SquatchSycamore
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NANI @BrownhillLynne
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Vegezy 🌱 @Veg_Ezy_
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Valerie McNiff @denverite7777
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Pretty Gonzo 🌻🐦.. @PrettyGonzo
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Deborah Hollifield @presbyrista
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gpmama @GPMIMAMA
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SoxCat @SoxCat2
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Christopher @229christopher
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LN Smith @ELNnois
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Kim Simmons 🌻 @KimSimmons1111
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Stevie x🏳️�.. @StevieFroude
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JohnOBSanders @ob_sanders
869 Followers 698 Following Here for the laughs , others or mine or thinking hum . +60 yrs old . 409 area . Don’t ask for money . Boomer Sooner !!
Vidah Ryan @vidahryan
374 Followers 317 Following Mother / Married / Author / Blogger **No DMs please.
🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳�.. @Rose_Marie_Holt
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MichaelT208 @MichaelT208
920 Followers 2K Following Not fearful of AI because you can’t program common sense . Movie collector and home theater buff, design.Respectful of your opinion, sometimes. Ireland Oct 2024
vicki the nurse ☮�.. @ipickles
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BettyB @BethBer08542331
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𝕄𝕖𝕝𝕂𝟚�.. @meltweets20
2K Followers 3K Following Self-published author, mom of a musician. Support the Arts!
Michael Clifford @mikecslater
5K Followers 5K Following No one fails, they just quit trying! Published Poet, Singer, Promoter, Agent; Nature, Band Photographer.~M #MKE #KeepRockin @summerfest #Summerfest
LaRose @LaroseGifts
23K Followers 22K Following Freelance Writer for Blogs, Articles, Ad Copy, Press Releases, Business and Personal and Business Letters, Web Content, and Political Campaigns.
When your kids decide to have an impromptu lemonade stand on their own for just an hour, and bring in $77, to donate to @ChildrensPgh ❤️ #ChooseKind
Another shot from Green Peak Falls yesterday.
Oh, hi. I made someone. He’s pretty great. ❤️
Tonight I became an award winning author!
Well? Is the bacon ready? Poor Sabby is weak with hunger. Rippy!
This cardinal is singing to me and it’s beautiful
my first meal delivery in my apartment 😎A&W burger n onion rings with a chocolate shake . It was excellent 😋🍔Perfect for a rainy cold day .
😂😂😂 #CaturdayFunnies
I did a thing and chopped my hair off. At first I was horrified, but now I’m used to it and actually like it. #summercut #shorthair
Omg we are in Amsterdam for King’s Day and it makes St Patrick’s Day in Boston look like a kids birthday party.
In this utterly twatwaffling laughably chaotic society of bonkeroonie cockwombles and irritating bullshittery, I wish you a pleasant evening of blocking the trolls and drinking gin, or whatever your tipple is 😘
What if that sandwich is woke?
Do u need a rocket launcher to order a sandwich bc I don’t🤷♀️
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