b @OPChicao
Undeniably grumpy. Chicago, IL Joined November 2015-
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Anatomy of a fall...hmm..that was good, but I like neat and tidy endings. I see the Oscar stuff, though
Cut or uncut...who cares as long as HE'S NOT A DICK. This was inspired by @tjnovakfl. My public service announcement for today.
Other than my winning and giving personality, I wouldn't marry me.
My husband was telling some new pals that I can't leave a room without making friends. This was a wedding where I knew only the groom. Lol..and danced with the lady on the right. She tore the floor up. Good memory.
The older I get, the less interested I am in seeing people. It's pretty great. Mornin!
I'm trying to learn how to share more of my feelings on this platform
You know you have gut laughs when your Twitter pals get going. Some of you are a real fucking treat. I get you!
I've been having these dreams where I'm being chased, and I'm shooting a gun with never-ending bullets. Then...ill suddenly be getting a facial. Then .. more violence. It's fun, but im exhausted when I get up. Diagnosis?
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Outside'in @marling981
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Kimba @kimberl57583745
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CooknColorado🇺🇸.. @CooknColorado
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shakes @CKremer13
601 Followers 979 Following Just me. Imagine, Art, Nature, 🌊, 🌙⭐️☀️ FBR blue, LGBTQ, Pro Choice
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carol-ann #slavaukrai.. @Carolannbagan
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293 Followers 462 Following There’s a fly hanging out on the copping of a pool There are ants wandering about The bees moved their hive The Queen must’ve been bored The hummingbirds hmm 🌏
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Charlie @CBatRun
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163 Followers 177 Following Wanderer. Capricorn. Stray cat. Gen X. Stroke survivor. Knitting knits. Daydreamer. Walker. Hiker. Taking pics along the way. Walk with me. 🥾🌅🌄🤳🎞️
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BlueTexas 💔💔 @BlueTennessee3
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The Way I See It @artdupimp
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carol-ann #slavaukrai.. @Carolannbagan
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regan @justReganPlease
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Jen-Xtra @jenjamn515
1K Followers 2K Following Came for the political activism; stayed for the reality TV. Can't stand posts that tell me to let that sink in. I like foodie twitter too. Roevember is coming.
Chad @ChadTodd10
239 Followers 272 Following slightly broken human trying to bring some joy. very dysfunctional and lost! I feel like I was dumped here on earth without back up or even a user manual. no dm
JaidaAKASkittles @_SimplyJai_
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Dmarguriet @DMarguriet
3K Followers 4K Following SciFi fan,Penn State Alumni. Researcher LFTR(liquid fluoride thorium reactor) advocate, single dad of two grown daughters , 2nd gen French Italian
🎟HaiYaDa🎟 🐳 @HaiYa263
7K Followers 6K Following "sure i let my dog drive, but she’s never ever off leash." GL -born on 4/20 🚫DMs #Equality #Resist #Vote #BLM #Dogs #Nature #FBR 🌊 🙏💙🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸☕️
Bullypulpiteer @bullypulpiteer
519 Followers 591 Following I am the Golden Spike of the Temple of Fuck You copyright / iconic american
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Rixster68 @RickMcMahon
61 Followers 193 Following 55 yr old avid XB1 gamer (don't judge me! 😉)... -- "You don't stop playing when you get older; you get older when you stop playing." ... 😉 😎👍
shakes @CKremer13
601 Followers 979 Following Just me. Imagine, Art, Nature, 🌊, 🌙⭐️☀️ FBR blue, LGBTQ, Pro Choice
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MeeseFeathers🇺🇸.. @FeatheryMouse
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IAmTweeter @cinciboss
612 Followers 837 Following Johnny Cash is still more punk rock than Blink 182.
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790 Followers 935 Following Yes to a joyful life full of gratitude, new experiences, and good vibes! When I'm dead it's too late. Bina54@bsky-social
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☆Estrella☆ @doc__star
2K Followers 1K Following ☪rbiting .... ☪bserving... and ☪bsessing over @genodellamorte 💜
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MOSA INNIT @mosaisms
8K Followers 7K Following I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. Half of life's troubles come from saying Yes too quickly and not saying No soon enough. Democracy. 🌊Vote Blue. 🚫DM.
One Dove @Onedove_LV
163 Followers 177 Following Wanderer. Capricorn. Stray cat. Gen X. Stroke survivor. Knitting knits. Daydreamer. Walker. Hiker. Taking pics along the way. Walk with me. 🥾🌅🌄🤳🎞️
Janna F Marks @jannafmarks
251 Followers 2K Following Software specialist, retired bike tour operator. 🚲 ❤️ 🧳 // family, flowers, community. daily 🐶 walks.
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131 Followers 362 Following Independent thinker. Mother of old cars. Dog walker. RNurse to so many. Taylor’s Version Swiftie. 💙 No content gets you blocked if you follow me.
Shar Baird @SharBaird
2K Followers 3K Following Washington girl in a New York world! Married, mom, grandma. Love the Seahawks💙💚Democrat Vote blue🌊🌊in '24 Cat mom 🐈⬛🐈 #BLM #LGBTQ+ ally NO DM's please
Guess who locked out and broke my retainer😳 sitting in my car waiting on my sonshine to rescue his momma😒
@UpBeatSkeletor It was so basic then😂🤣
@UpBeatSkeletor Those were the colors of the 90's!
I knew as soon as I saw it
@OPChicao I think "my work here is done." 😜
@OPChicao "I gotta take the mirror down in the bathroom." "I was manscaping..." -- Were you squatting naked ON TOP of the sink?* 🤔 *HINT*... -- A "'Full-Length' Mirror will make you look/feel even older, unfortunately, BUT it WILL help with 'Manscaping', WITHOUT the squatting... 😜
So nice to be home all weekend, even if I have laundry and a bunch of work to catch up on! Am planning dinner and drinks with a friend this evening. 🎉🎉
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