Jabaal Abdul Simmons 🇵🇸 @drone_jock
a time before death entered the world, before accident, before magic...and before magic despaired to become religion Hardee’s Kuwait Joined February 2021-
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I disapprove of Senator Hitler's rhetorical tactics but I agree that these protests must end
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if your analysis of the Penix pick isn’t “lmao wow they fucked up 🤣” then you’re providing cover for the QB obsession that’s ruining football and therefore should be considered an opp
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4 but only if they are twins!!
my favorite bill simmons quote ever (earnestly): “paul george is like a cat— sometimes he’s purring in your lap and sometimes you’re like ‘where’s paul george?’ ‘oh, he’s in the garage’”
i hope this timbs team can win something during the "good basketball" window every poverty franchise gets every 20~ years
Here’s one I’ve been workshopping: In 1993 MJ finished 2nd in Dpoy voting He leaves the team the following year and the Bulls defense gets statistically better Hmmm
The Jaguars had a top 5 draft. It’s put up or get cut now for Trevor Lawrence bro
My Jags signed the one and only Mr Get Open 🙏🔒😤
My Jags signed the one and only Mr Get Open 🙏🔒😤
Will Shipley is a RB prospect in the 2024 draft class. He scored a 9.55 #RAS out of a possible 10.00. This ranked 82 out of 1804 RB from 1987 to 2024. ras.football/ras-informatio…
Jaxonville Jags have to b the stupidest team n the world
Nathan J Robinson @jesuslasupajew
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38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotimeThe @DerekPutin
9K Followers 1K Following I like listening to heavy metal and respecting my friends.pop~posting Ustaad~�.. @exMalwa
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35K Followers 986 Following writer for @yesitsmyaccount/drums for Ames Harding & The MirageDan @dankgdl
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43 Followers 192 Following studying student movements in LatAm, also studying how far i can hit a baseballmrj @m_goodboy_mrj
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9 Followers 192 FollowingLarry LaStarza @Lazindex
29 Followers 52 FollowingJoel Malley @joelmalley
550 Followers 764 Following I am a father, teacher and runner who reads widely, writes frequently and takes a ton of pictures.Nathan J Robinson @jesuslasupajew
36K Followers 2K Following I'm a stress free kinda guy V 16🇻🇪🤝🇨🇳 non actionable parody I am not affiliated with any accounts I parody pls don't report me it makes me sadface :((jake @jakebrodes
38K Followers 1K Following lord I dont have to do a goddamn thing but sit around and wait to die. @drunkuncleatx. the other guy from @pendejotimeThe @DerekPutin
9K Followers 1K Following I like listening to heavy metal and respecting my friends.pop~posting Ustaad~�.. @exMalwa
10K Followers 905 Following Dil da ni mada #amliunion #whocare #bantz frequently engaging in off the cuff badinageⓂ️ert @mertcentury
5K Followers 752 Following You will be made to see it/You will not live to see it. Read the story in my pinned tweet.tottenham get battere.. @ElDuderino40
3K Followers 992 Following give my stomach to milwaukee if they run out of beerrock and roll photos @yesitsmyaccount
35K Followers 986 Following writer for @yesitsmyaccount/drums for Ames Harding & The MirageDan @dankgdl
38K Followers 2K Following Jnco Maven. Phd, Houthi Institute of Strategic Studies, Georgetown. Natsec Correspondent, Good 'Uns Magazine. Armenian and Pennsylvanian as all hell..charlie @StyledApe
6K Followers 927 Following Avatar of pestilence, opposition researcher @mostcontropodbc rich mockingbird c.. @mbirdcollector
5K Followers 304 Followingmatt @mattybtweets69
16K Followers 1K Following @HBO, @netflix, @TheOnion | Don’t work for any of those places, they’re just some companies I likePek Jorkins @PekJorkins
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There’s 150,000 of these places around the country
Been working a new bar idea, here it is: -Touch tunes -Cash only, only 3 drinks on the menu(keeps everything moving) -$4 guinness -$2 coors draft -$5 vrbs -$3 corn dog(quick snack,mobile if needed) -big buck + pool -cigs inside -Nightly 50/50 raffle (2 for $5,5 for 10)
@Michellek4040 @elizagnnnn You’re a bad person.
@Michellek4040 No, it’s about me calling you bootlicking scum who’s trying to be funny on Twitter about supporting a genocide. I think you’re an awful person and you’ll be embarrassed to admit what you supported now for decades to come
@drone_jock he's lost his mind over the past couple years. of course he started as a jameis defender lmao so not like there werent signs
@BudElliott3 @3YearLetterman Trying to do epic dunks on the protestors is something expect out of a dumb account like 3YL. Not you. This is beneath you.
the cops body slammed the Chair of the Dept of Jewish Studies at Dartmouth, who is an old woman. . So sick dude!!! Yes let’s keep it safe out there boys!!!!!
Marino doing it before the NFL made passing easy
@clowox @Hezbolsonaro damn doesn’t change the fact that israeli children are being taught to sign bombs with “to Lebanese babies” by their parents
Biggie Smalls: I love it when you call me big chungus
Coach Prime - Welcome to Meltdown May!
@drone_jock When our time comes, we will make no excuses for the Terry
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Lil Wayne if he was white: Aw jeez move in silence like lasagna
Its way more addictive
@officerpatriot @drone_jock cuck/bull
@drone_jock I’m trying to determine if there’s any meaning in the eggplants flipping their orientation