Xplain @web_historian
Tweets from a world in which Eminem got Stan’s letter a week earlier and replied in time England, United Kingdom Joined August 2009-
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@Mattimao1239 @BehtareenInsan @lukasfragas @SrSergioG @PopBase And the Jews through Kind David invaded Jerusalem and kicked out the Canaanite’s before that. So at which point does the land actually belong to anyone? Why do you say well let’s count it as Jewish land from this date, but not Arabic land from this date? It’s all bs
It’s an ugly truth, but the concept of a mom joke is of lower quality than a dad joke
Imagine someone who’s so cool and not awkward that they’re at home in any situation. And now imagine them being caught shitting behind a bush.
@doulbedoink Another example of legal overreach into our daily lives
Babies are so gross when they come out but give them a quick rinse and then they’re cute again
I would never abuse substances, I love them too much
@culturaltutor This one sounds fine tbh. I imagine the fighting wouldn’t even be that aggressive if there’s never any winners
@tryptofantastic @PopeAwesomeXIII Do the spider and wasp smoke or no? I know cocaine bear does for sure
I always make sure I open the door of the Uber for my woman first. That way she has to be the one scrambling across the seats.
@supremeipadbaby Can you follow me though?
@bradtravelers @TheBeach2018 @gwenckatz @marckeepper Just concentrate on giving things endings. The rest will take care of itself
@elonmusk Simulation theory is just religion for nerds
@elonmusk Weirdos idolizing the Matrix to the point of making it their personality but also making up stuff that was never even in the film 🤷♂️
@historyinmemes He fired blanks. It was a protest against treatment of Cambodian refugees
@TheCabernetMuse @historyinmemes This range? And this calibre? Even if I miss I can’t miss
@elonmusk Elon’s tweets are like the time U2 downloaded their album onto everyone’s iPods
@MikeTimmins1 @AustinRuddy @NoContextBrits @EarlyDoorsClips I wish I was there!
Running in your dreams is hard, but have you tried texting in your dreams?Damn near impossible
Topher @toe_toph_tofu
415 Followers 501 Following Do my fellow imaginary creatures also struggle with crippling self-doubt? https://t.co/6xusy9Z5h4
Harper @Harper645144855
83 Followers 712 Following
Sough @sough76067
31 Followers 1K Following
Shattered Table Taco @bgschnikelfritz
6K Followers 1K Following What’s the scuttlebutt? Do not DM me unless you give me your grandmother’s secret recipe https://t.co/zNTsQB3kTp
Tr3at @Tr3atSweets
90 Followers 379 Following Tr3at is a family run business that specialises in American and British sweets. Facebook: https://t.co/BviAPhSn6g
Jill again @PostcardsfromMe
391 Followers 734 Following Easily molified by kind words. Uses her power rarely and only for good. Worries about you.
Lisa💗 @Lisaluv55076897
60 Followers 770 Following 22 yo Your fav girl 💋 Backup account, follow my main : @Your_Lisa_Heart
Listener @nickmaneck
1K Followers 1K Following Oddly penetrating humor. Low budget philanthropist. Be generous in prosperity and thankful in adversity. Electron chaser.
Laura @PourMeOne_more
4K Followers 999 Following Opinionated, outspoken and sarcastic. Married and happy about it. Enjoys a good shit show. No dms, I’m extremely disappointing. Cheers 🍻🇨🇦🍻
Matt Chapman @mattchappers34
1K Followers 5K Following Train Driver, Norwich City fan. Views are my own. 🇪🇺 Chiefs🏈 on the bandwagon since 1993
𝐉𝐢𝐥𝐥 @JillPittsburgh
356 Followers 384 Following Female, retired, Patron Saint of Awkward Silences. Lover of art, peace, love and understanding.
Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP
101K Followers 18K Following I’d rather be working on my yard. #envydastrength I retweet regular people. My tweets are here: https://t.co/zOIJ18SHBV
Allison Chains @nessydyer
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Ethereal Trash Fire @etherealraccoon
22K Followers 2K Following brilliant flash of light in the darkness of humanity
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𝙴𝚗𝚗𝚞𝚒 ... @blueeyesgreene
10K Followers 3K Following let's get out of here ☁️: https://t.co/LvCPQHcNOj more tweets @ link ⤵️
DeSimone Stories @DesimoneStories
41 Followers 45 Following Author - Robert DeSimone Jr. https://t.co/5xg5DQ6S8s
Barroom Hero 🦬 @UnIxphysco
13K Followers 5K Following Unhinged but cute. Drunk me apologizes to chairs, spills wine on white couches & my dog is a shit wingman. Sabres in 4. Don't @ me, I'm busy fighting geese
Hemlock @beyond_abyssal
333 Followers 3K Following Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair. Nothing beside remains.
Herschel Pennymacker @pennymacker
2K Followers 1K Following I know why the caged bird drinks. https://t.co/sozrAgOyqo
Dave C. Bannerman @davecbannerman
163 Followers 1K Following Account no longer maintained. Just keeping it to watch the inevitable car crash that will be this app. Find me on Bluesky if you want to 🙂
Khalani__Perezfva48 @perezfva48
572 Followers 275 Following West Covina🌏🙃20yo💛❤Click here if you want to meet me personally:💝
Aurora @Aurora58470058
129 Followers 552 Following No I do not need anyone else's opinion. I was able to write this one on my own. Bot
Bella @Bella07808370
122 Followers 538 Following No I do not need anyone else's opinion. I was able to write this one on my own. Bot
Sittin here @DrinkinABeer
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Chief Erican PhD @EricanSA
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Fulkery @Fulkery1
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249 Followers 1K Following We are just your average pervs. We can get a little kinky to. Don't hesitate to purchase or view our videos. XHAMSTER CREATOR @Dawghousepro
Kenny Horn @kph3187
2K Followers 3K Following Die Hard Browns Fan! Win, Lose Or Tie Till I Die! I'm just on here for the BROWNS talk and stupid Tweets.
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet
5K Followers 5K Following Who mistook the steak for chicken? ⚜️🐘☀️⚡️🚗🏎️ ALO. I hate pineapple. 8️⃣6️⃣ 4️⃣7️⃣
💀SpookyLittleComic... @CunniLinguist77
16K Followers 8K Following failed librarian🖤💀🫀🎃avid mourner🪦🥀⚰️enthusiastic weeper•town crier•inward groaner•proud oddity🎭🎨📚animal cruelty≠joke🫥🗿🏰🌧🌳🍕🍪🪻🪺🪷🦦🫧No DM🏳️🌈
Jeremy writes palindr... @pdromeprompt
32K Followers 32K Following Catastrophically old psychotherapist. Into finding money on the sidewalk & writing palindromes. I follow back humans
Marcmywords @Marcmywords2
54K Followers 47K Following Tweeting Live From The Capital Of The Who Dat Nation.
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302 Followers 444 Following Detroit🐙🎭21yo. I need boyfriend💘💖Chat with me and see my hot videos at my profile:
عمار @abwmar59959717
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Alex @Alex2037501
130 Followers 609 Following No I do not need anyone else's opinion. I was able to write this one on my own. Bot
Forward March @RunOldMan
39K Followers 15K Following Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…
💥Doc’s Packing H... @heat_packingDr
19K Followers 16K Following Retired, now full time Artist🥂Wondering did I find this rope, or loose my horse🤔#Deer #Turkey #FunnyFatPeople #LSU https://t.co/DXG3obDsWW
Topher @toe_toph_tofu
415 Followers 501 Following Do my fellow imaginary creatures also struggle with crippling self-doubt? https://t.co/6xusy9Z5h4
𝐀𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧�... @legendisarmani
20K Followers 3K Following professional princess 💅🏼 • Bratty • Day Trader • Investor • House Flipper • Findom • Vegetarian • AMC GME 🇺🇸 • IM LIVE on👇🏼 @everythingcori
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2K Followers 217 Following i ❤️ feminism abortions sex changes immigrants and vaccines (they/that bitch) 25🇵🇸 FREE PALESTINE | FUCK ICE alt: @w1tchy_m0mmy_
ً @NotJosephGarcia
12K Followers 985 Following I'm the only person alive with no name. DM me if you don’t want to.
Aurora @Aurora58470058
129 Followers 552 Following No I do not need anyone else's opinion. I was able to write this one on my own. Bot
lili michelle لیل�... @lilsmichelle
32K Followers 836 Following
Marsh @marshmusician
9K Followers 117 Following My new single ‘Home’ out July 21 on @marshanrecords https://t.co/kKfAamik48 || Worldwide Bookings: [email protected]
theoldbuilding @theoldbuilding
112K Followers 591 Following Georgian, Victorian, Regency Architecture. All photography my own. Order my book, a beautiful collection of Stamford photography between 2018-2023.
Tudor for architectur... @ArchitectureTud
135K Followers 24 Following The mother art is architecture. Without an architecture of our own we have no soul of our own civilisation. #Architecture #History🇬🇧
Stained Glass Zealot @glass_zealot
107K Followers 496 Following † Sharing the eternal beauty of Christianity † Writings: https://t.co/OljJydETqY † Audiobook Podcast: https://t.co/p1udMgLwLc
A Beautiful Culture @ABeautifulCult1
134K Followers 1K Following Residing in England's green and pleasant land. The beauty of British & European culture. Art, architecture, classical music, wildlife & history. No politics.
Varangian Chronicler @Varangian_Tagma
108K Followers 274 Following Medieval stories from Europe’s eastern frontier
Alexander's Cartograp... @cartographer_s
173K Followers 3K Following Writing a novel about Byzantine diplomacy | Get my book! https://t.co/brLZxZsrEp
The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor
1.7M Followers 67 Following You can't step in the same river once. My book, travel show with Audible, and newsletter ↓
toe, lover (living) @carobunga
12K Followers 929 Following jeff mangum fan account. mgmt: @bman434_x
Marco Polo @MarcoPoloMaps
189K Followers 795 Following Educational cryptography! Charting the uncharted territories of the crypto world and mapping out the future of finance. 🌍💰
Morissa Schwartz 📚... @MorissaSchwartz
425K Followers 3K Following Forbes 30 Under 30 ✨ | Founder of GenZ Publishing 📚 | Entrepreneur contributor | AI, philosophy, media, and occasional nonsense 🤖
A SLICE OF HISTORY @asIiceofhistory
310K Followers 10K Following The more you learn the more you realize how little you know🌻
HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_
2.4M Followers 7K Following The Official How Things Work page including Tech, AI & loads more. Also all the best News & Viral content from around the globe.
Klipz Entertainment @klip_ent
498K Followers 35 Following We repost bangers. Viewer discretion is advised. submit your viral content.
Connectionaire @Connectionaire_
136K Followers 4K Following I am just a guy passionate about Internet Money.. Ai Specialist | Digital Architect | Founder
Lizzie 💋 @lizzie2wild
93K Followers 75 Following 🔞 18yr old NSFW🔞 I’m a ✨content creator✨💦IT'S FREE NOW 😱🔽
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
6.1M Followers 358 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes! Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Things That Changed T... @ShapedInternet
787K Followers 2K Following Things that caused the internet to change forever Dm suggestions. Banner by @dad_dense
Culture @CultureHOF
1.4M Followers 110 Following the latest in culture from around the internet. 📧 Submit Clips & Inquiries to [email protected]
Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp
714K Followers 435 Following the very worst of this hell app pfp and banner @pfpdrawer
internet hall of fame @InternetH0F
4.0M Followers 716 Following the internet just wouldn't be the same without these iconic posts. 📧 submit clips & inquiries to [email protected]
joli @joljolboo
369 Followers 217 Following
Rory davidson @RdDavidd
17 Followers 181 Following
Mike @MrMuk85
31 Followers 303 Following
Richard Spruce @richardspruce
95 Followers 248 Following Dad, Husband, Optometrist, Board Gamer, Miniature Painter, Amateur Astronomer, Nerd, etc etc.
Mac @Alpharettan
1K Followers 4K Following Guinness connoisseur. Below average driver. Extremely civil injuneer. Fan of the world famous Glasgow Rangers. Castigat ridendo mores.
Rhys Driver @rhysdrivezz
163 Followers 276 Following
Timpz @timpz_
401 Followers 718 Following
taylodm @taylodm
34 Followers 106 Following Cynic. Pessimist. Realist. It's being so happy that keeps me going























