alex @trimspa_daddy
cooperate account Joined June 2019-
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reading paglia next to the esteemed sloomoo institute in soho….i can only imagine this is what nyu felt like
Cowboy Carter is spiritually the same as Jlo’s this is me…now
Thinking about how this geriatric at the club probably got hit on by guys that survived the depression when he was a twink
At a New Jersey liquor store that I swear is staffed exclusively by people fetal alcohol syndrome…circular economy
In cobble hill watching a woman’s shiba stare while sneezing at her for more treats…fallen empire vibes
everything I’ve learned about ted lasso has been non consensually through the nyt crossword
I’m sorry but if you order consultant food (dig inn, honey grow, cava, etc. ) as your last meal of the year you’re going to hell
wrapped my bf’s presents in pages I tore from a GQ…huge gap district GM vibes
I burned a cd for the girl I had a crush on freshman year and started it with at the bottom of everything….
tell the woman next to me who is flying to meet her fiancé that we're going to a party and that it's a birthday party -- her birthday party, in fact -- and that we love her very very very very very very much
tell the woman next to me who is flying to meet her fiancé that we're going to a party and that it's a birthday party -- her birthday party, in fact -- and that we love her very very very very very very much
off testosterone, sober, and in a pair of eckhaus bootcut jeans… pronouns going in my bio real soon
now that I’m 30 I feel like I can finally get fucked by 23 year olds and listen to the chemical brothers without it being an act
saltburn and the shards are reminders that gay sociapaths have stories to tell…so I listen to my friends
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hi 🙇🏻♀️✋🏼
They really should drop albums on Tuesdays again. Friday is already so manic and pent up it’s just too much..
ADD BEN STILLER TO THE PAULS DOLLS CELEBRITY ATTENDEES LIST…… 💋
ugly people should not publicly talk about sex that is sexual harassment i do not consent to that at all
he should hire me as a stylist....
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wow! what a beautiful, powerful, and fun album! now i’m gonna watch some movies on tubi while i wfh. much love to all.
at marlow this cute little boy in adidas x lego windbreaker maybe about 3-4 years old was kept grabbing huw's foot and i was like what's going on.... and he said in a tiniest shy voice "same" then we all like his parents and i noticed theyre both wearing a pair of sambas 😭😭😭😭
being a man is so wild like i went from trimming my mustache with #2 guard down to 1.5 because i wanted feel little lighter for spring and now i look like a completely different person
im gonna smell nice on the dance floor during the four tet set at nowadays not in an annoying and overpowering way but 'oh did he use a little bit of santa maria novella tabacco toscano body milk after his morning shower' way