Shawn Of The Dead (Tired) 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈 @thetxdude
NSFW M/Pan/M 50+ down in SE Texas. Secret account. Here to meet new people and have fun. Sorry creators, I’m not buying at this time. DMs open! 21+ Only!!! ❤️ Texas, USA Joined January 2020-
Tweets51K
-
Followers1K
-
Following2K
-
Likes191K
Them: It’s a beautiful morning! Me: Don’t talk to me until the ugly afternoon.
I took a NyQuil last night to help me sleep during this congestion I’m battling. Didn’t sleep well, but was having the constant urge to go down on both men and women. Checked the box and it turns out we got BiQuil. Won’t be buying from the dollar store again.
I could only titty fuck an A cup.
I know I haven’t sent a dick pic in quite awhile. Can I get a thank you at least?
Good afternoon, I’m horny today. Not breaking news, but I felt like sharing.
Vacation mode activated. See you guys next month. ✈️🛳️
Me: I really need to start eating better. Sonic having 99¢ corn dogs today: the fuck you are!
Another weekend where the only thing that blew me was the wind.
Every morning after my wife gets out of the shower, she gets hugged from the back, a booty run, and a smack on the ass to start her day. I need to figure out who does that.
Can’t right now, crying because the golden bachelor is getting divorced.
If the massage doesn’t lead to sex then I’m not doing it.
Wow! That’s some really fucked up shit! *me as a therapist **also me as a plumber
I don’t need a throat GOAT, a mid throat would work for me.
I wish people would give me at least 8 hours after I get here before they start asking me to do work. 😡
For everyone who thinks their shit don’t stink, I’m here to tell you that it does. You’re just used to the smell.
I never went blind from masturbating so I doubt looking at the sun will hurt me.
Today is possibly the end of the world and I’m having a salad for lunch like some kind of rebel.
💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�.. @Crazy_ButCute2
248K Followers 14K Following I lift things up and put them down. I love food. I look good naked. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ SLE/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖 @Cerra__
150K Followers 3K Following I only love dogs. I often express my opinions in Spaces. ♥️Copper Bear Forever ♥️ Co-Hostess with the Mostest!🌿🔥FIRE CROTCH�.. @dakota_ginger
24K Followers 21K Following 21+ 39 #ginger 4’11 🔥&🧊forever broken always healing little crazy little shy. animal lover! @MarsHydroPaul 🇮🇹🇺🇸 @PartyPaulG1992
3K Followers 5K Following Movie geek, History buff, kind of nerdy, love classic rock and other music, binge watcher of numerous TV shows, hard worker, college grad, and kindnatalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.Faye Williams @Fayelacio
122K Followers 74K Following Banter is essential. No Dick pics. No bumhole pictures EVER. No one wants to see your poo pipe 🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS A COMEDY ACCOUNT! NSFWNotorious T.I.A.🐶�.. @TiaLoops
5K Followers 5K Following #Memes #Fuckery #Doodles #Food . Don't like me, go away! MARRIED. DO NOT DM ME!!! Mom to the best boy @MyBoyBleu1 & girls #LunaSkye #GingerFlip Spicerack @FlipSpicerack
1K Followers 1K Following Beer, Boobs, Baseball, and Tacos too. Become a Flipaholic Today! @morgfair replied to one of my tweets. Header by @RiotGrlErinМaмalιcιoυѕ✨ @MamaNeedsXanax
18K Followers 10K Following ѕaѕѕy wιғey+мaмa. overcaғғeιnaтed. υnderмedιcaтed. awĸward+anхιoυѕ. an ιnapproprιaтe, ѕιlly lιттle weιrdo. nѕғw. *МaмaNeedѕХanaхAndWιne on ιnѕтa*Zmeenor Zxworld @ZmeenorZ71393
392 Followers 1K Following Come chat with me 😋👇 Don't get mad, get a bag Living the life I manifest 💰💰💴💴🗼😈🤑🐼👾Lee Ryan @faggylee
714 Followers 2K Following Pretty faggy and naughty. Looking for fun and mess. Don’t tell on me! A mix of a wannabe gay and a wannabe sissy. Women love too. .Elon Musk @elonmuskTSX09
1 Followers 256 FollowingShalt @AlyciaTyre247
12 Followers 344 Following Follow me on my back up account for more fun Instagram : Shalt_🖤𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔞.. @evanimos
1K Followers 5K Following 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦. single and sometimes busy between writing. Tell life loud to live for you.c i n @SexyAsCin
12K Followers 10K Following I’m verified. My blue check was free. I got the discounted, invisible version.Utsukushii X2 💎 @RedUtsukushii
4K Followers 788 Following ⚡You know why you are here👅🍑Beautiful Diamond✨ 👿🔞 NO FREEBIES! 💸 Subscribe elsewhere to see it ALL ✨💦 @selmaraynes70 is my main account 🔥Ƚล Ð๏ͼϯ๏ṛ.. @VoxDocVoxDei
5K Followers 5K Following Vox Doctora, Vox Dei 🌺 HDIC: La Doctora's Legion 🌺 Headmistress: #ForgivingEagleAcademy 🌺 Call Sign: Grumplebeebaby face hot sauce �.. @iamvkhil2
2K Followers 1K Following i don't know how much of it is sane and acceptable.Having fun06996 @fun0699648728
2K Followers 2K Following M48 and F53 married 25+ years. We enjoy checking things out and having some fun in the processSlugg00 @Sluggy00
110 Followers 115 Following I sell custom adult content merchandise hat pins, wristbands, lanyards, stickers and patches dm if your looking to expand your content with merchReduxed to Tears @tutbon
3K Followers 3K Following Not what you thought it would be living in your own private cognitive dissonance https://t.co/ehrqvGenlP🍖 Your Next Mistea.. @TwiztedFuk
346 Followers 1K Following 🔞 Nudist. 🍌 Girl Dad. 👨👧👧 Philosopher. 📚 Jokes. Sarcasm. Porn. 🍆 DM open. 💦 Se riesci a leggere questo, invia dei nudi. 🤫Winx saga🔥♀️ @Marina1265154
10K Followers 6K Following ♌👩❤️👩 @Emily__Cutie 👩❤️👩❤️💋 @Marina4i Reserve account wifey 👩❤️👩💍@CynDevineLove69 stolen heart wifey @Gypsy69Rose💍👩❤️👩 wifey👩@LaJollaJeni💍~ 𝙻 ~ 🦄 @surpriseme_51
4K Followers 3K Following 𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚏𝚜 ❤️💛 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚍, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚖𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 . 𝙳𝙼𝚜 𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚒𝚛𝚍!!slutty chell @rockwithchell
1K Followers 1K Following I am learning submission through @BuccaneerGhost. I love 80’s music and embracing my wild side. Come along for the ride. No DM’s.Edgar @EdGotAwayAgain
4K Followers 5K Following 20 | Gay | Mexican | Love Playing Video Games | NSFW ACCOUNT | K Pop | Pokémon Lover | Libra | Horror FanTwitMo Inmate 2947483.. @Toesin_theSand_
4K Followers 202 Following Twitter Jail for @ToesInThe_Sand | Occasionally funny, some hoar posting, someone’s dirty little secret | Otter lover & fitness enthusiast |Vixxxy 🇿🇦 @vixen_queen_
9K Followers 5 Following Aspiring Pornstar 💫 Bi 🏳️🌈 Hotwife 🔥👰 Swingers 🍍 Age - 27 💕 Content Creator 🌶🔞 Pretoria 🇿🇦 Afrikaans♡𝕣ꪖꪜꫀꪀ �.. @Raven_Swallows
9K Followers 6K Following ⚠️my attempt at being sexy & borderline funny #HoeForPoe 🖤#nightshiftproblems 🎧🎶#eargasm 🎨 #artsyshit ♐️#Sagittarius #SaveTheUnicorns 🦄 🚫DM unless you askamylou @drinkerbelle4
44K Followers 6K Following 🍸🧚🏻♂️ NSFW 😈 hi. I’m a brat. No OF. your wife can DM.🎀🌈🦄https://t.co/D9v4j99M98Squirrelly Couple @SquirrellyInLA
14K Followers 2K Following Old & gray openminded married 50-somethings embracing our Mom & Dad bods and discovering our spicy sides. #BBW / #NSFW /🥰= wifey /😉= hubbyPeanut Budda COOCHIE @coffeewhiskey_
31K Followers 10K Following face times shows 5$ married March 14,2013 you will see my husband in my videos every now and then do not ask me for meet ups my DMS are OPEN𝓙𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓹�.. @DreamForestFae
62 Followers 264 Following 🧚♀️ I am a work in progress. I have no room for hate or closed mindedness. Photos are my own. Made in the 80s. 💋 🎶📖✍️🎮🎨📷🥁The Lonely Side o.. @S00n3r_B0rn
368 Followers 264 Following Lover of music. NSFW. I’m as comfortable as your favorite sweater on a cold, dreary morning, except more flattering. Percussive Dweeb. Drop in and sit a spell.RoseRyder 💕 LOVE M.. @RoseRyderFeet
620 Followers 641 Following Divored mom turned slut. https://t.co/c3kSW4QAuoDave Fox @David_Fox_1990
3K Followers 5K Following Once I mourned that rose bushes have thorns; now I rejoice that thorn bushes have roses. -Rosanne Fox (my sister).FKA Molly @mistrustme1
96K Followers 13K Following Patron Saint of Sex-Positive Women - feminist @jennslowpez is my love. https://t.co/dTkdnBru8i🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 @persnickety102
483 Followers 1K Following Navy vet. Father of 2. Humbled. Bengals fan. Music snob. ♋️ Still searching for my path. Dog lover.Brian, the Chauffeur @TheChauffeur3
3K Followers 3K Following Negative. I am a meat popsicle. Neurodivergent and bipolar. Avid amateur photographer. Disney Parks and Star Wars nerd. Cancer survivor. 🌈🌈Milestogofromhere @Miles2gofromear
226 Followers 376 Following Just a Midwestern demisexual trying to find me and see who I can find on the journey!Gin, Joints, and Wine @WeedWineMomma
10K Followers 2K Following all the best stuff is on my snap and that’s where I chat - DMs for inquiries only — 18+ MDNI 😘DRso @DRsou03
65 Followers 405 FollowingLyddie loves puns @luvleelyd
3K Followers 2K Following Bad jokes, worse puns. Crone in training. Human Squishmallow avi by the incomparable @CovertAgentP☮️Patricia Sandwi.. @Patty69420Sandv
76 Followers 132 Following 🌿✨Money goal agaiiin, $100/$500 ✨🌿Here's my Snapchat.✨🌿🍃 https://t.co/q6Ntss2eVZ I sell NSFW content.💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫�.. @Crazy_ButCute2
248K Followers 14K Following I lift things up and put them down. I love food. I look good naked. link in bio 💁🏼♀️ SLE/Fibro warrior! Every day stronger 💪🏻❤️💯𝘾𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙖 @Cerra__
150K Followers 3K Following I only love dogs. I often express my opinions in Spaces. ♥️Copper Bear Forever ♥️ Co-Hostess with the Mostest!Adrian @adrianmyreality
31K Followers 2K Following Just here for the laughs. Reaching out to those in need. Wife/mom. Severe allergy to bullshit.🌷 𝕥𝕚𝕥𝕤.. @good_vibes_girl
66K Followers 4K Following 🐈 spread sheet queen 📈 🚫raw dogging (oreos) 🦖reptar for life🫶🏻 “the dick a girl could get over”🌿🔥FIRE CROTCH�.. @dakota_ginger
24K Followers 21K Following 21+ 39 #ginger 4’11 🔥&🧊forever broken always healing little crazy little shy. animal lover! @MarsHydroPaul 🇮🇹🇺🇸 @PartyPaulG1992
3K Followers 5K Following Movie geek, History buff, kind of nerdy, love classic rock and other music, binge watcher of numerous TV shows, hard worker, college grad, and kindBritt @gracefulvibin
13K Followers 5K Following Podcaster of Graceful Vibin - Cooking in honor of my late father, real life struggles, self care, and love. Your Mental Health MATTERS ♥️natalayhehoo @highprobably1
38K Followers 3K Following This is not the profile you’re looking for. Gemini and Vol for life. Taken not stirred.Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca
42K Followers 6K Following Bad Egg/ Don't care how, I want it now. venmo: @ veruca-salt-1 cashapp: $altveruca ***tip before you dmPeggy @FryPeggy1
40K Followers 2K Following Have fun, be positive,& meet friends:❤️ 🥃🍷📸 🎵 all sports dick pics get 🚫 blocked #17to0 #22to0 #moveforwellness21 @TheGoochieDolls NO DM'S!!!!!!!!!Faye Williams @Fayelacio
122K Followers 74K Following Banter is essential. No Dick pics. No bumhole pictures EVER. No one wants to see your poo pipe 🤮🤮🤮🤣🤣🤣🤣 THIS IS A COMEDY ACCOUNT! NSFWNotorious T.I.A.🐶�.. @TiaLoops
5K Followers 5K Following #Memes #Fuckery #Doodles #Food . Don't like me, go away! MARRIED. DO NOT DM ME!!! Mom to the best boy @MyBoyBleu1 & girls #LunaSkye #GingerCrissie @CrissieC
42K Followers 4K Following Mom. Pickle connoisseur… Certified meat-eater…I have a potty mouth...Leafs fan.I like my coffee black because it’s a lot like me…bitter, dark and hot (flashes)Flip Spicerack @FlipSpicerack
1K Followers 1K Following Beer, Boobs, Baseball, and Tacos too. Become a Flipaholic Today! @morgfair replied to one of my tweets. Header by @RiotGrlErinTipsy Angel Smoo🤍�.. @blonde_opinion
124K Followers 6K Following a kind person who occasionally likes pineapple on her pizzaМaмalιcιoυѕ✨ @MamaNeedsXanax
18K Followers 10K Following ѕaѕѕy wιғey+мaмa. overcaғғeιnaтed. υnderмedιcaтed. awĸward+anхιoυѕ. an ιnapproprιaтe, ѕιlly lιттle weιrdo. nѕғw. *МaмaNeedѕХanaхAndWιne on ιnѕтa*𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓈 @TattoosandSass
61K Followers 4K Following WY to PNW 💍 Gym for mental health•Dance for soul health•Share my ass-ets for kicks •Leggings Addict•Mary @MaryFuckingK
2K Followers 22 Following Amazon Wishlist for our rescue cats . They are 4months to 15 years old 🥰 https://t.co/ysaD5zSVi8Ƚล Ð๏ͼϯ๏ṛ.. @VoxDocVoxDei
5K Followers 5K Following Vox Doctora, Vox Dei 🌺 HDIC: La Doctora's Legion 🌺 Headmistress: #ForgivingEagleAcademy 🌺 Call Sign: Grumplebee🦋 🌈Cynthia Devi.. @CynDevineLove69
4K Followers 2K Following I 💙 my friend @chrisssassy Wifey’s @LaJollaJeni 👩❤️👩 @Gypsy69Rose 👩❤️👩18 only 🔞 wives👩❤️👩💍@marina1265154 Stolen Heart💍👩❤️👩Winx saga🔥♀️ @Marina1265154
10K Followers 6K Following ♌👩❤️👩 @Emily__Cutie 👩❤️👩❤️💋 @Marina4i Reserve account wifey 👩❤️👩💍@CynDevineLove69 stolen heart wifey @Gypsy69Rose💍👩❤️👩 wifey👩@LaJollaJeni💍Slugg00 @Sluggy00
110 Followers 115 Following I sell custom adult content merchandise hat pins, wristbands, lanyards, stickers and patches dm if your looking to expand your content with merchDaisy and Draco Calav.. @Daisy_and_Draco
14K Followers 946 Following 18+ NSFW. DM for video shows and custom videos. #BBW #milf #cougar #gilf #swinger #hotwife #vixen #stagHaving fun06996 @fun0699648728
2K Followers 2K Following M48 and F53 married 25+ years. We enjoy checking things out and having some fun in the processScott @prariecowboy
2K Followers 1K Following Married, discreet, bi man that likes looking at hairy muscle guys.Reduxed to Tears @tutbon
3K Followers 3K Following Not what you thought it would be living in your own private cognitive dissonance https://t.co/ehrqvGenlPMy Jenny @CurvesJenny
893 Followers 314 Following🍖 Your Next Mistea.. @TwiztedFuk
346 Followers 1K Following 🔞 Nudist. 🍌 Girl Dad. 👨👧👧 Philosopher. 📚 Jokes. Sarcasm. Porn. 🍆 DM open. 💦 Se riesci a leggere questo, invia dei nudi. 🤫CoyWilder 😇 @Coyandcocky
125K Followers 15K Following Preachers daughter turned naughty 🔥 Facials, Creampies, Solo, Boy Girl, Girl Girl, Threesomes, Roleplay 🔥 All of my links 👇👇👇oralfixation69 @oralfixation691
13K Followers 268 Following NSFW 18+ Orally inclined man with a beautiful wife that also is into Ladies.slutty chell @rockwithchell
1K Followers 1K Following I am learning submission through @BuccaneerGhost. I love 80’s music and embracing my wild side. Come along for the ride. No DM’s.Ⓜ️ax Sharp @mprofit82
581 Followers 4K Following 41 bisexual single male in the Chicagoland suburbs. NSFW page only for 18+ eyes only. DMs are always open. Ocassional content buyer. MNDI 🔞Edgar @EdGotAwayAgain
4K Followers 5K Following 20 | Gay | Mexican | Love Playing Video Games | NSFW ACCOUNT | K Pop | Pokémon Lover | Libra | Horror FanVixxxy 🇿🇦 @vixen_queen_
9K Followers 5 Following Aspiring Pornstar 💫 Bi 🏳️🌈 Hotwife 🔥👰 Swingers 🍍 Age - 27 💕 Content Creator 🌶🔞 Pretoria 🇿🇦 AfrikaansTwitMo Inmate 2947483.. @Toesin_theSand_
4K Followers 202 Following Twitter Jail for @ToesInThe_Sand | Occasionally funny, some hoar posting, someone’s dirty little secret | Otter lover & fitness enthusiast |Lia L'Assassin ★ Nu.. @Design_Assassin
5K Followers 3K Following Show us ya Twits! Cheeky Lass w a side of Sass. Pure heart, Dirty mind. 89% Humor. Creative. Wordsmith. Photo,🎵 Design/Tech Nerd. ⅔ Ninja. Typo 👑 Kind. In 🖤♡𝕣ꪖꪜꫀꪀ �.. @Raven_Swallows
9K Followers 6K Following ⚠️my attempt at being sexy & borderline funny #HoeForPoe 🖤#nightshiftproblems 🎧🎶#eargasm 🎨 #artsyshit ♐️#Sagittarius #SaveTheUnicorns 🦄 🚫DM unless you askDave Fox @David_Fox_1990
3K Followers 5K Following Once I mourned that rose bushes have thorns; now I rejoice that thorn bushes have roses. -Rosanne Fox (my sister).RoseRyder 💕 LOVE M.. @RoseRyderFeet
620 Followers 641 Following Divored mom turned slut. https://t.co/c3kSW4QAuo𝓙𝓾𝓷𝓲𝓹�.. @DreamForestFae
62 Followers 264 Following 🧚♀️ I am a work in progress. I have no room for hate or closed mindedness. Photos are my own. Made in the 80s. 💋 🎶📖✍️🎮🎨📷Brian, the Chauffeur @TheChauffeur3
3K Followers 3K Following Negative. I am a meat popsicle. Neurodivergent and bipolar. Avid amateur photographer. Disney Parks and Star Wars nerd. Cancer survivor. 🌈🌈🥁The Lonely Side o.. @S00n3r_B0rn
368 Followers 264 Following Lover of music. NSFW. I’m as comfortable as your favorite sweater on a cold, dreary morning, except more flattering. Percussive Dweeb. Drop in and sit a spell.Thomas @norwegiancub
136 Followers 1K Followingsoulless ginger @Alan198516
2K Followers 5K Following No meet ups. Just enjoy sharing. Dms all was open . please like and retweet our pictures.please follow. NO MINORS 🔞DRso @DRsou03
65 Followers 405 FollowingFKA Molly @mistrustme1
96K Followers 13K Following Patron Saint of Sex-Positive Women - feminist @jennslowpez is my love. https://t.co/dTkdnBru8i👑 𝗠𝗶𝘀𝘀.. @bad_girl_rae
154K Followers 3K Following •👑kinky princess•🚀4’11" pocket rocket•☀️ Rae of sunshine•💖pink everything •🐢 tortoise enthusiast •🎃horror addict•♌️🦁• #gopackgo #leafsforever #nextlevel🫸🏻Mike🫷🏻 @persnickety102
483 Followers 1K Following Navy vet. Father of 2. Humbled. Bengals fan. Music snob. ♋️ Still searching for my path. Dog lover.Milestogofromhere @Miles2gofromear
226 Followers 376 Following Just a Midwestern demisexual trying to find me and see who I can find on the journey!Gin, Joints, and Wine @WeedWineMomma
10K Followers 2K Following all the best stuff is on my snap and that’s where I chat - DMs for inquiries only — 18+ MDNI 😘Kelly Costa @Kellycosta0611
82K Followers 313 Following trans ,carioca e bem safadinha , acompanhante de luxo , atualmente no centro do Rio de Janeiro https://t.co/z4VMqM85j4 https://t.co/QjGHEQgsGHMs... @hot33sauce
1K Followers 1K Following 🍺🍷🌶🍫☕️🎣 ⚾️The Real Housewives of anywhere Fall asleep to murder mysteries…2024 year of The White Sox..😂😂😂Lyddie loves puns @luvleelyd
3K Followers 2K Following Bad jokes, worse puns. Crone in training. Human Squishmallow avi by the incomparable @CovertAgentPMODERN ARTFULL BURLES.. @feetforchaching
131 Followers 120 Following DM FOR SCALDING PICS | NSFW | In the business of PLEASURE | tell me your kink and I might | I will talk to you | PayPal @kocoshopI’m at the age now that a friend with benefits means that special someone that can drive at night.
@thetxdude We are busy boozin but ok man 😂
@thetxdude You need to find Jesus 😂😂
You can’t hurt me. I’ve ripped episiotomy stitches.
Watch me plug my ass for the first time. No blurring full face reveal 😈
I really am the cutest butt slut
Watch me plug my ass for the first time. No blurring full face reveal 😈
Why do guys send pictures…. flirt for hours … then when you say “So when we doing this?” They stop talking? Is it me? 🥴
I don’t have whiskey words, but I do have weed words. They’re mellow and barely above a whisper. My weed words are all groovy and full of world peace.
If everyone could say a little prayer/send good thoughts for my father today, I would appreciate it. After being told, he wasn't a candidate and not even getting evaluated for it at all, in Montana. I told my parents to ask their neurologist here, if he could get a referral…
I’m so sorry that you’re such a sick asshole. You need therapy. It’s very obvious.