Matt Rees Welsh Stand Up @themattrees
I tell jokes on stage. https://t.co/uBcSJn4yRx rbmcomedy.com/rbm/client.php… London/Cardiff Joined August 2010-
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Got the opticians today. I keep punching people who look like Keith lemon but aren’t.
Best picture winner My Brain: Oppenheimer My Heart: Past Lives My Bowel: Cocaine Bear
I went to see Vanya the play w/ Andrew Scott in the cinema last night. Blew my socks off. if you get the opportunity, get on that. Scott plays all the characters so the love scenes alone: fuckin’ hilarious. odeon.co.uk/films/national… youtu.be/9cp3Sm2kiqE?si…
That Duolingo is handy. If a Draig (dragon) randomly popped round my house wanting some Bara Brith a menyn (bara brith and butter), I’d have the basic knowledge to handle it “Cachu bant!” (Shit off!)
To burn time on tour I went ten pin bowling on my own. I tossed one ball and it slipped flying backwards interrupting a pool game. I’m so bad at bowling, I cleared more pool balls that day than pins. Very clumsy, Nearly hit a little girl. Because she kept pointing and laughing.
I opened a Gideon’s bible in a hotel room and the bookmark was left on the page of one of the really homophobic bits. And I thought “Awwww! Someone’s been jacking off to this!”
Well that was a lot of fun. Touring Now littlewander.co.uk/show/new-welsh…
Imagine this question on the Weakest Link “oh fuck off I love it” is the catchphrase of which British Actress? Anna Mann. Correct. @colinhoult
This Sunday in Swansea ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/swans… facebook.com/reel/418416067…
Big news. Big Baffling news.
So many pointless terms in the the English dictionary. Onomatopoeia?! That’s not a word! It’s just a noise!
8 years since I took a fearful Sam Rockwell hostage and his work has skyrocketed ever since. Who else wants to touch me?
Not a proper milestone but the last two grim months count as double. Grateful every day to be free from this bollocks. Love you all.
Imagine flying to the Hollywood Bowl to see Joni Mitchell and she just did an hour of edgy transphobic stand up.
Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic
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I'm bringing a work in progress of my brand new show to Machynlleth comedy festival on the 5th of May! Very excited to be back at my favourite comedy festival machcomedyfest.co.uk/show/2024/will…
How are we? I’ve spent the last two nights opening for this lad in London & Paris.
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Right. Here we go. Ymlaen, Cymru! ❤️🏴
Thank you if you voted for my show, not to be taken for granted x 🎟️ Tickets for the final dates here including Liverpool! Brighton! Hull! Manchester! And dates @micomfestival April 9th-21st: 🌻 johnkearnscomedy.co.uk/tour
2 years sober today. Hiking and writing in the Dolomites. You can change things.
Can I be honest with you, I’m really struggling with stress right now, my mental health has took a wobble and even my sobriety…..I’ll be ok. When I get like this I hate being self employed because I still have to work, so the sensory overload is unbearable.
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