captain depression @cpt_depression_
I’m interested in humour, architecture, chess, black holes, sports, video games and most things in between. Spur Ambassador. Durban, South Africa Joined August 2020-
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What do you think lies in store for 3rd world countries like New Zealand?
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My attempt at gaslighting chatgpt didn't go according to plan
When you can’t stand those tweets
Would you consider living in Pretoria cbd, South Africa ?🇿🇦 📌 ❤️
“Am I the only one to..” NO, you are not the only one stop asking this stupid question to prompt a funny tweet. Just tweet the funny part for the sake of sanity.
The most endearing, old uncle on our school reunion group has his whatsapp name saved as “me”
Dr: name and history? Me: vincent, none Dr: medical insurance? Me: prosavvy plus plus,Plus prosecure, plus savvy secure, field savvy, hospital plus savvy secure plus+ Dr; Okay they will be 2k
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@cpt_depression_ @capital_buzzz We think you’re the best too! 🌟 ^SR
You know what isn’t meta right now? My bolism
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When Americans see what the spur decor is.. Its so over😭😭
When Americans see what the spur decor is.. Its so over😭😭
Going for a scope at the same Dr that scoped my dad and at the same hospital. If that isn’t a cocktail of Tuesday depression I don’t know what is.
Anyone interested in joining my Naked Cupcake Yoga course? We do yoga naked while eating cupcakes.
Has everyone calmed down? It’s Tuesday just hang in there.
If you went into a coma in 2017 and woke up now, you would slip back into a coma after learning all that’s happened.
Unpopular opinion, but I think AI is fucking dumb. It has its uses as a tool for now.
I found R146 000 rand of monopoly money behind John Steenhuisen’s bidet
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Corruption is killing our country
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You need to complete a game before you buy something else. You NEED to complete a game before you buy something else. For the love of GOD V. Complete one thing. JUST ONE.
If you engage with negative content more than you do the stuff you actually enjoy, don’t cry about your timeline being shit You are literally doing it to yourself
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I feel like the fact that I haven’t finished a single game this year is being caused by RPG burnout. Which of these should I unwrap to do an RPG detox?
What are some good retro games to stream 🤔 I'm struggling to find something casual and old school.
Just realised this now I’m befok
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@1_DuRandt @cpt_depression_ I believe there is more now. @BrentLindeque was explaining to us in Wednesday night. Soooo confusing
.. fell asleep last night watching Monkey Man _ I just finished it now and let me tell you , it is a MOERSE movie ! 🦧 ..
@cpt_depression_ I call my Lebanese coworkers “lesbanese” hehe. 35 year old man.
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