Autumn Christian @teachrobotslove
Author of GIRL LIKE A BOMB and THE CROOKED GOD MACHINE. / Writes the TEACH ROBOTS LOVE newsletter. / Some call me Mommy / Repped by Inkwell Management linktr.ee/autumn_christi… Kingfisher, Oklahoma Joined October 2014-
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God I know you are there, but you feel so far away right now.
God I know you are there, but you feel so far away right now.
Just made this meme for a GC. Don't ask.
My favorite lunch lately is 4 oz chicken breast, 4 oz baked potato, 0.5 oz walnuts, some Greek yogurt, and Frank's Hot Sauce. It makes me feel like a true gym bro, like a powerful icon. I've pared my food down to essential delineation, consuming only what I need to Become.
I thought to myself I should write a bait post and I think I nailed it.
I thought to myself I should write a bait post and I think I nailed it.
Once in my early twenties, my girlfriend and her girlfriend were making out on the bed in our apartment and kept loudly apologizing to me about their public display. In hindsight, they were probably inviting me to join, but I was working on rewrites for my second novel.
Once in my early twenties, my girlfriend and her girlfriend were making out on the bed in our apartment and kept loudly apologizing to me about their public display. In hindsight, they were probably inviting me to join, but I was working on rewrites for my second novel.
I need to write a version of Mishima's Sun & Steel but it's about having a nice ass.
I need to write a version of Mishima's Sun & Steel but it's about having a nice ass.
Pictures people draw of me are always way cooler than I could ever be.
In Soviet Oklahoma, tornado chase you
That's not what satire means. Punching up is an ideological position, not a rule of comedy.
That's not what satire means. Punching up is an ideological position, not a rule of comedy.
steff @moonandmouth
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Cristine Rice @PstafarianPrice
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brooke bowman @gptbrooke
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Liminal Warmth ❤️.. @liminal_warmth
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2K Followers 752 Following "We think of the key, each in his prison / Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison" - T. S. Eliot, The Waste Land
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elle nash @saderotica
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brooke bowman @gptbrooke
13K Followers 2K Following in my hosting era w/ @vibecamp_ @tnsdotcamp and elsewhere. trying to help build the world i want to live in.
Liminal Warmth ❤️.. @liminal_warmth
17K Followers 589 Following perpetual denizen of the liminal / play, joy, light / writing / coding / games / AI / metaphysics [email protected]
CLASH Books @CLASHBooks
9K Followers 1K Following We put the LIT in literary 🔥 specializing in genre-defying books & diverse, unique voices. Mom & pop pub @christophpaul_ @lezacantoral Distro @consortiumbooks
Manuel Marrero @manwellperkins
2K Followers 783 Following Thousands of Lies, Not Yet // EiC @ExpatLitJ — loose cannon centerfold // beloved leader // reactionary heartthrob // the Johnny Ramone of the group // normal
William Duryea @whduryea
2K Followers 752 Following "We think of the key, each in his prison / Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison" - T. S. Eliot, The Waste Land
Lindsay Lerman @lindsaylerman
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dmaine @mainely
3K Followers 1K Following fiction reader/writer and an entire, whole person. husband, dad, war correspondent, second cousin twice removed. debut novel: CHAR ACT ERS (2022, Expat Press).
Lola del Rey🐇 @Lola_lmao7
7K Followers 876 Following
Danger Slater @Danger_Slater
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DUNCAN RALSTON @userbits
11K Followers 4K Following Author of the indie cult hit WOOM & the GHOSTLAND books. LOST superfan. See pinned tweet for books. For FREE ebooks, Woom merch, etc: https://t.co/h3Q204M4U7.
Brian Asman (Werewolf.. @thebrianasman
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kyle r seibel @kylerseibel
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Hobart (SF/LD Books) @hobartpulp
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choosing to be grateful to the Lord for not making me 6'4 bc you wouldn't be able to to tell me shit. I'd be a menace. I would have had zero character development. I needed to be humbled
re "man or bear" discourse: alone in the woods i once accidentally got between a mother bear & her cub, & while the fear was the greatest i have ever felt in my life, the fear was curiously free from suffering. if men try to grab me or whatever that fear is less but hurts more
im only at the introduction and im already falling for him
Me: the bottom 50% of men shouldn’t be in schools, they aren’t cut out for formal education People who claim to be fascists: that’s mean :(
this is why we’re in the midst of a sex recession
My wonderful friend Pearl has gone into his FIFTH PRINTING! This is out of this world news. Makes me wanna go visit him at the farm, congratulate him. Only... I may already be there? Hard to know... with a friend like Pearl... @DelReyBooks @penguinrandom
When the bombs fall or the world burns or you’re wheezing on your death bed, you will realize your solitude is in service of nefarious politicians, bureaucrats, and lobbyists who never even knew you existed. You’re being played like a fiddle. It’s not music; it’s a death knell.
The only time I drink a Pepsi is when I order a Diet Coke and the waiter swindles me with a Pepsi and there’s nothing peaceful about it.
@teachrobotslove @credenzaclear2 @mechachandler Actually it’s worse and you know why!
@teachrobotslove @credenzaclear2 I really try so hard to forget this. The details of it…
If any of you knew the details of this fantasy I have to live with.
Had kind of an epiphany, I can't say I believe in myself but I can say I am unwavering belief in my vision. This is probably what keeps me going, chasing the vision knowing it takes years to get close to it.
i’m only friends with girls who feel an intense, potentially psychosexual connection to an american president
On the libtard scale, Canada scores like maybe a 6-7. The best parts of USA score about a 3-4, but the worst parts of USA score a 10—way worse than anything in Canada. You guys will hate me for this but it’s the truth.
nope nope nope. I'm going Know-Nothing over this. no quarter for the onesie-clad fifth column
must consult ferrante before I leave for the beach next week
Yeah, I've never found much of a relationship between someone's politics and their character as a person, so disagreements don't bother me much. Might as well be debating musical tastes like, of course they'll differ, and also in the end, they don't matter that much
I don't really care what people's political opinions are, even if I find them morally repulsive to my own beliefs. Why? Because those beliefs rarely reflect people's actual lives or the goodwill they perform daily. It's more important how a person conducts themselves.
*Intensity/inflexibility/orthodoxy of political views, I do pay attention. That seems to be, in whatever direction, a reliable indicator of someone who is just generally a shithead.
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