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Did You Know There’s an Israeli Nuclear Sub off the Coast of NYC by Lana Del Rey
how to explain there’s an Israeli nuclear sub off the coast of NYC without sounding like a maniac
@Variety Hahahahahahaha Where were these “critics” when Ali G first was on the seen?
Hasan invited me over and made me take my shirt off and eat a whole can of cat food “on stream” but I looked and his computer wasn’t even plugged in
Pretty funny to think that this slow motion collapse of the us would have been completely avoided if Israel didnt exist. Also 9/11 wouldn't have happened
Wait, Mr President, who's that?
Can someone please make this a meme for me? Or is he ridiculous enough for it to be one on its own?
Suicidal malpractice by liberals to let Tucker each their lunch on this and become the most prominent voice in the media on this. Just letting the right reap the rewards on what should be a lay up but they're too afraid of offending the sensibilities of the killers.
Religious extremists funded with US tax dollars are free to murder Americans in Israel’s occupied territories, and the administration does nothing. Here’s the father of one young victim of Israeli terrorism.
He looks like Livia Soprano
This is pretty ironic. Kushner says that, to get a deal, Iran has "to want to be a real country, which is no nuclear weapons and no funding terror in the region." If that's his definition of "a real country", not sure where that leaves Israel or the US...
another way you could discern this was by looking at surface reality with no access to leaked documents whatsoever
🚨BOOM: Leaked documents reveal the WH orchestrated Nick Shirley’s rise to prominence. They manufactured a fake populist influencer to direct conservative outrage exactly where they wanted it, away from wars, Epstein and corruption. He's a federal project.
@PapaBearett I mean as if anyone actually cares. The purpose isn't to prevent this from happening, it's to inflict consequences and create spectacle. The former deserves criticism but the later is absolutely despicable and impossble to justify.
Stavros Halkias: I don't wanna do the both sides bullshit because it's just not true. One side is worse than the other, objectively speaking. One side is disappearing people and one side wants children to have healthcare, I don't think that's equivalent. A lot of stand up comics happened to have some of the dumbest opinions on Earth
liberals love inheriting the moral victories of movements they would have called too radical in real time and then rewriting those victories as proof that moderation works
Ending Jim Crow *became* broadly popular with Americans through decades of strategic, careful, pragmatic mass politics. That’s my point; it’s an amazing historical case of successful persuasion! It doesn’t *demean* the CRM to say this—it’s a gigantic achievement!
i was talking to a gay who said he loves katseye and i was like tbh the only song i've heard was maybe one of the worst songs i've heard ever and he was like well with katseye it's not really about the music
am i the only one who thinks this is katseye’s gaggiest song of all time
An FT visual investigation found systematic destruction across Israeli-occupied southern Lebanon, crippling systems essential to civilian life, from water and energy infrastructure to medical care. Raya Jalabi reports on the scale of the devastation. ft.trib.al/atpwoGT
Commenting “I know this is AI but wow” on my friend’s photo of their newborn baby
Brad Pitt Says AI Could Help More 'Mid-Budget Films' Get Made if It's 'Used as a Tool': 'Gonna Be a Very Interesting Experiment' variety.com/2026/film/news…
Day one of drinking again
Brad Pitt Says AI Could Help More 'Mid-Budget Films' Get Made if It's 'Used as a Tool': 'Gonna Be a Very Interesting Experiment' variety.com/2026/film/news…
Post El-Sayed’s win, Third Way has done media hits in NYT, CNN, WaPo, Vox and not one of these outlets has mentioned who funds Third Way historically or bothered to ask who their current donors are. They are simply treated as a neutral—if vaguely ideological—“moderate think tank”
NEW: Who's funding the dark money Third Way, dug up in most recent tax filings: - Republican-run insurance industry front group - Health insurance giant - Big Pharma - More insurance lobbyists ...as it fights the Democratic left and Medicare for All: readsludge.com/2026/08/11/hea…
Showing my barber a video of his own death when he asks me what i want
[touching a dead rabbit) I will mourn you.. [phone rings, I accept the call on my Bluetooth earpiece with the same hand] Talk to me
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