LysanderSpoonedher @spoonedher
Mossad Agent San Francisco, CA Joined August 2021-
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he’s literally him
he’s literally him https://t.co/jJJxRIdepQ
maybe the west has a chance
maybe the west has a chance https://t.co/dh1ST3Lj8o
i can see him rejecting my application in the reflection :/
i can see him rejecting my application in the reflection :/
the answer is daddy’s credit card god how embarrassing must it be to spend 300k on your daughter’s tuition only for her to spend the experience getting run thru and screaming about jews
the longhouse doesn’t want you to know this, but if you pork a girl correctly you can ignore like 99% of what she says
pie is goated because it dares to answer the question: “what if fruit was edible?”
every mario has his wario, to show him what could've been
dating in sf requires some hard decisions
after wine and a nut there’s no way i’m staying awake, might as well have pumped me full ambien smh
after wine and a nut there’s no way i’m staying awake, might as well have pumped me full ambien smh
imagine rotting in gitmo because you nofapped too close to the sun All it takes is one bad day of edging and a handsy TSA agent
thought about “where the red fern grows” again and now my day is ruined
pov you refuse to give breakfast 45 minutes early
if A->B and B->C then A->C QED
OAI has been running on the plan of AGI first or bust, time seems to be running out
OAI has been running on the plan of AGI first or bust, time seems to be running out
feels like all the billionaire tech nerds figured out that being in shape is actually awesome all at the same time, and are now collectively exploring all other aspects of jock culture to see if they missed anything
feels like all the billionaire tech nerds figured out that being in shape is actually awesome all at the same time, and are now collectively exploring all other aspects of jock culture to see if they missed anything
another major W for at will employment 😌
in my early 20s i spent a significant amount of time digging for loopholes in the law that would allow me to become amish legally, unfortunately i failed
in my early 20s i spent a significant amount of time digging for loopholes in the law that would allow me to become amish legally, unfortunately i failed
i’ve been listening to classical music while working, and i have to admit. it’s goated, it’s all the perks of listening to music without any distractions from lyrics, plus a great form of white noise
Dr Stephen Harwood #S.. @drsharwood
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anna kw✨ @tenshi_anna
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Amelia Bartholomew (�.. @AmeliaBarty
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Blah @GorgeyAdrian
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483 Followers 3K Following Building the investment bank for startups. Ex-@McKinsey. DM if you want to vertically integrate
Simon Mills 🇨🇦�.. @mills_simon
731 Followers 828 Following B2C Growth person 📈 Water polo player 🤽♂️ He / Him 🏳️🌈
Mani @maniv901
8 Followers 297 Following போர்க்களத்தில் பிறந்து விட்டோம் வந்தவை போனவை வருத்தம் இல்லை காட்டினிலே வாழ்கின்றோம் முட்களின் வலி ஒன்றும் மரணம் இல்லை
Mozhi Rinpoche @MozhiRinpoche
63 Followers 269 Following Building a Buddhist city 🙏 @Buddhapolis // Creating culture 🏳️ @NoSelfSociety // Evolving education 🗽 @Sovereign__edu //
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Crunk @crunk304
486 Followers 4K Following into science (aliens, space, psychedelics, AGI, nuclear E, cities, futurology), comedy, investing/trading. Similar interests? DM me. Looking for crypto BD role
George Freud🏴�.. @qorgidaddy
868 Followers 5K Following chaotic good. AI, decentralization, privacy, health, psy, electronic music, art, anarchy, entropy. tweets in 🏴🇷🇺🇩🇪 )'(
mmm @macmotormilitia
122 Followers 705 Following
Durham @NglMigl
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iotsigani @iotsigani
22 Followers 3K Following
HarveyMilkWeinstein�.. @AsianMilo
631 Followers 2K Following Just a humble merchant of delicious chocolate malt drinks! I'm not Alt-right, I'm Malt-right! Proud neoliberal account! Please don’t suspend!
Jay @jay_hvm
89 Followers 1K Following
toby lorne @tlornewr
301 Followers 2K Following once upon a team @gdsteam @fcdogovuk now weaving the mesh @bookingcom
mommygirl, CPA @bigdumb_baby
23K Followers 782 Following ACTUALLY !!! the real official mommygirl | certified Never been Serious in my Life about anything
j⧉nus @repligate
16K Followers 1K Following ⌥ Breach Mystic ⌥ Heisenbergian Harlequin ⌥ Schrodingerian Godflipper ⌥ Rabbit-Hole-As-A-Service (RHAAS)
Hilary Duffmantha @Duffmantha
206 Followers 127 Following aspiring microbrewer | limited batch non-alcoholic craft beers | doing alcohol is so yesterday | (not affiliated with duff beer)
K6 @UpdateLiveware
791 Followers 2K Following ML PhD student working on human-AI symbiosis. Fren-maxxing. Neuromancer-in-training. Reformed Shrimp Uplifter. Shrike Cultist. Subspace Emissary.
typec (new acct) @typeclonghouse
1K Followers 406 Following you know who i am (help me find my friends, permab& on main) "The Mother Teresa of Incels"
agamemnuffin @engrishmuffins
483 Followers 518 Following pastry or bread. shtetl shaman. "i refute it thus!" american. 🇮🇱
Yasu @stromboliSpirit
442 Followers 678 Following I am "what man can be he must be" wrongly applied i suppose
Audax @Audaxmaster
16 Followers 41 Following Seeking utter mental and physical perfection. Need more energy to post online.
pay💽 @pay10dollaz
1K Followers 648 Following Blockchain Dev | Executive Producer & Talent Agent | talking to myself on X I i do not endorse any of the things I post 🐈⬛🪽
✷ 𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖌�.. @toothwaves
6K Followers 531 Following photographer 𖥔 music enjoyer 𖥔 27 she/they🦋🗡️❤️🔥⋆｡𖦹°‧★ inquiries 💌: [email protected]
Erika Alden DeBenedic.. @erika_alden_d
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the genome rambler @genomerambler
1K Followers 357 Following microbes, genomes, paleovirology, natural history, etc exploring the vast smallness
Liv @livgorton
607 Followers 268 Following ✨just a girl reading papers and writing code✨ | “Thanks for being such a wonderful human to interact with.” - Claude
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20K Followers 2 Following 🌱 🌻🍃Affirmation Music🍃🌻🌱 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑏𝑙𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑐＠𝑔𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑙．𝑐𝑜𝑚 👇 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗟𝗶𝗻𝗸𝘀 👇
spor @sporadicalia
4K Followers 670 Following first emperor of the martian isles // creative director @thetechbrother // not a larp, i'm really this dumb // https://t.co/AvMUvvwRdL
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Weyland @weymarjohansson
461 Followers 2K Following the antics of this fly alarm me: can an eagle tell a lie?
Kyle Vedder @KyleVedder
738 Followers 322 Following 3D Vision for real world robots. CS PhD candidate at Penn. Research intern at Nvidia, ex-research intern at ArgoAI.
near @nearcyan
45K Followers 883 Following https://t.co/IdaJwZJCXm partner @ https://t.co/9g1MIgjiqc dms open
Carlos That Notices T.. @QuetzalPhoenix
17K Followers 3K Following The way of the world is to bloom and to flower and die but in the affairs of men there is no waning and the noon of his expression signals the onset of night.
Dimes Square Degenera.. @EBITDAddyLBO
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TheRiceRizzler @rice_rizzler
19 Followers 18 Following I'm gonna take ur gf back to my village and show her my rice field
🇺🇸BurzumDaKing�.. @burzumdaking
356 Followers 1K Following God is real; Jesus heals James 1:12 ✝️✝️✝️Christ is King✝️✝️✝️ God is good.
icybear ♡ 𝓬𝓾�.. @icygobrrr
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Paul Graham @paulg
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Superimposing a normal distribution curve on the bitcoin price is legit like a top 5 funniest charts in history type thing This might give my -60k btc call a run for the money
Bitcoin 🚨 MAJOR ALERT 🚨 Parabola law in play . Notice the erratic top ?⏰🔔 Almost always signals a major top Diamond top formation 💎 Watch for the breach next week .✍️📖
Any time youre confused about a woman's actions refer to this scripture
I want to control everything. But I also want someone else to make all my decisions for me. And I don’t want to be held responsible
Study this. This is all you need to know about every woman on the planet. This is the Bible for game right here. This like watching game tape. Meditate
I want to control everything. But I also want someone else to make all my decisions for me. And I don’t want to be held responsible
"Why don't you ever like my replies?" I don't see them I muted you because last year you commented "too long didn't read" on my longpost I also forced every project I work with to blacklist your wallets from their airdrop, and when people ask about you I say you're a pedophile
the great filter is when a kardashev I civilization attempts to make the leap to kardashev II and inadvertently causes its sun to collapse into a black hole (this happens every time)
AGI was achieved and the first thing it did is agree with Pico Paco
@spoonedher @Nexuist Poetic. Welcome to our dystopian future.
“I’d like to speak to the manager”
@anammostarac The system is supposed to be counting unique verified users, but subtracting users that seem to be bots. It’s imperfect. Will discuss with team this week.
ROON! YOU’RE ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT ROON! DON’T HIT RETWEET ON THAT ROON! ROOOONN
They just wanted to fucking grill dude.
Frat boys supporting the jews was not on my bingo card for 2024.
This is the closest thing we’ve had to the Proud Boys and Rise Above Movement taking on AntiFa in the 2010s and the Hells Angels beating up 60s Berkeley commies without the anti-leftist groups filled with police informants. I happily endorse.
Frat guys helping to stomp leftists and people want to bitch about it.
As funny as it is calling police on campus protesters seems way less effective and more bad press than just threatening expulsion.
my special interest is maintaining a database with the full legal name and address of every anon i’ve ever met
A 70 was an F for my entire academic career from kindergarten to graduation.
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