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Welcome back to the home pitch, Mal! #NWSL #WithTheStars #ChicagoRedStars
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No offense to San Francisco, but I resolutely want Kansas City to win... ...just to watch it be shoved in the faces of these miserable fucking rightwing clowns who can't stand seeing that the world's most powerful non-head-of-state is currently a pro-choice, pro-LGBTQ woman who…
The commentary by @AshWagner2010 and @AdamRippon at #PrevagenUSChamps is absolutely fantastic. Informative, funny, respectful, and quiet when they need to be. I hope we’ll get more of them at future comps!
Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate
@KavitaGooch @DrProudman @lucysjourney21 If I remember correctly, Lundy lists about a dozen types of abusers, with the last one being the sociopathic type who terrorizes everybody. But the other 11 types can control themselves just fine. They just pretend not to around the object of their abuse. It's how they play.
Damn. Did not expect to ugly cry during @Pink singing Fucking Perfect, but I guess I needed that. What a Fucking Perfect show.
Such an amazing performance by the entire cast of @GreyHouseBway today. I’m going to be thinking about this show for a long time!
Simply the best
Getting some #NWSLafterdark action at the #CHIvsNY game. We’re getting yellow cards, set pieces, and players down all over the field
Here's an idea, @PeteButtigieg if the railroad blocks an intersection for more than 12 total hours in a rolling 365 day period, they must build a pedestrian bridge at that intersection. If they block it for more than 24 hours, they also have to build a bridge or tunnel for cars.
Here's an idea, @PeteButtigieg if the railroad blocks an intersection for more than 12 total hours in a rolling 365 day period, they must build a pedestrian bridge at that intersection. If they block it for more than 24 hours, they also have to build a bridge or tunnel for cars.
Gotta make sure the gun's life goes on, even if the lives of people don't #RepublicanLogic
Gotta make sure the gun's life goes on, even if the lives of people don't #RepublicanLogic
I sincerely hope @brotherjones_ runs in the special election and wins by a landslide
I sincerely hope @brotherjones_ runs in the special election and wins by a landslide
Finally, an honest Republican
Finally, an honest Republican
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2K Followers 245 Following A nonprofit organization aiming to increase awareness, attendance, engagement, and involvement in women’s sports. $GrowTheGameW 📧: [email protected]@rcwmsn Dude bought 459 mangos! Diarrhea is what is going to tear his family apart.
@Alexa_Curtis You are a bandit and you stole from this race and this community. these things are expensive and for charity. shame on you
@Alexa_Curtis This woman stole from a non-profit and thinks it means she's fearless. She could have registered and paid and done it honorably and then told us the exact same story and we would be applauding her. Her excuse is she made a bad deal with a client so she lost $17k. No.
Nancy Pelosi just snatched Katy Tur up by the back of her wig
@Techniacus @IterIntellectus the great depression where people sold their kids you mean?
@JackieDP Have you BEEN in a womens room? There is piss everywhere!
@g0ldf1nch @snarkylicious @SoozUK @VioletWhiteG @JackieDP Are you this person?
@KristiNoem Kristi Noem: This is the real me. America: Yikes.
@MiffyAnn94 He has zero black friends (period) much less any that fly the flag of Confederate traitors.
@just_looking82 @arghavan_salles I'm a woman and I couldn't possibly give less of a fuck about it and if you were normal you wouldn't either
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA love you so much @StevieNicks
@MadisonKittay Ughhh! I hate that shit. I was literally on an EMPTY bus. It was just me and the driver. A dude gets on and sits right next to me. The way I got up, stepped on his feet, bumped his head accidentally on purpose and sat somewhere else?!? OMG!
@ivyprofem @DomTheVirtuoso I think a woman should be mature enough not to behave like an immature school yard bully, but here you are!
BREAKING While names are redacted in the document below, the Washington Post has confirmed that Mark Meadows Rudy Giuliani Jenna Ellis John Eastman Christina Bobb Boris Epshteyn Mike Roman have all been indicted as well.
BREAKING Prosecutors in Arizona have charged 11 people with various felonies related to attempts to subvert the 2020 election. Kelli Ward, the former Chair of the Arizona Republican Party, is one of the 11 defendants. mcusercontent.com/cc1fad182b6d6f…
@Heather11293403 @notyourmamajoe @SussexHenryVIII Absolute bollox and you know it. The body can't take 6mths of straight chemo without a break and anyone who's dealt with cancer knows that 🤦🏼♀️ you get a break inbetween sessions ffs, you don't have it every day for 5mths straight 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
@EliMcCann Why don't I ever get invited to caftan parties, I feel like I'm entering my caftan era.
@EliMcCann Eli, a friend of mine just attended a Mrs. Roper pub crawl and now I want to move to Anacortes.
I work out with two other gays a few times a week and one of them said this morning "I'm going to a gala where we have to wear caftans á la Mrs. Roper from Threes Company" and I heard our very straight, very young trainer just mumble "I didn't understand a word of that sentence."
@HMarkd503 @robbystarbuck Nah. They are a sovereign nation and can make their own rules. Besides, 12 years is the max you can get for smuggling in ammunition. He hasn’t been sentenced to anything yet. 100% chance he”ll be released time served.
@robbystarbuck @CrazyCara305 Please, do tell us what your stance was on Brittany Griner being detained in Russia? Thanks, I’ll hang up and listen.