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Cipher of the Golden Spatula @snarkylicious

The US gov, kleptokakistocracy since 1/20/17. Self-employed, views not same as employer. https://t.co/EI9zBPJ0J8 & spoutib buy me a kofi! https://t.co/fGGXiDSsv2 Narnia Joined November 2009
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EarthtoGazelle @EarthToGazelle

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I was studying child development, & when a parent or adult hits a kid throughout their childhood, they can end up developing a dissociative disorder in adulthood. A child cannot physically escape abuse majority of the time, so they mentally go else where and detach mentally in…

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J Girl @juliethardt

a week ago

I was studying child development, & when a parent or adult hits a kid throughout their childhood, they can end up developing a dissociative disorder in adulthood. A child cannot physically escape abuse majority of the time, so they mentally go else where and detach mentally in…

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Kareem Rifai 🌐 @KareemRifai

18 hours ago

Elizabeth Tsurkov is a PhD researcher at Princeton. She was kidnapped over a year ago by Kataib Hezbollah in Iraq. Yesterday, the flag of the sister organization of her kidnappers was raised at the Princeton protests.

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Cipher of the Golden Spatula @snarkylicious

6 hours ago

I cannot believe #DeadBoysDetectiveAgency has Owner of a Lonely Heart playing over & over. Then again, I love that song.

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Cipher of the Golden Spatula @snarkylicious

6 hours ago

Tomorrow I add more weed fabric, lay old bed wood on the area, place my gardening bins, fill them with dirt, mulch around them and then I start work on the front. Then I go photograph a festival. Light day.

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Cipher of the Golden Spatula @snarkylicious

9 hours ago

I bought an @ASUS laptop February & I haven't had a week without it fucking up somehow. Now it won't respond to input devices. Mouse, touchpad or keyboard. Absolutely a riot how much of a brick it is.

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Cipher of the Golden Spatula @snarkylicious

9 hours ago

I am a reluctant bystander to Teen Titans being played and… I just don't feel anything watching it.

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ElectionsAddict @ElectionsAddict

10 hours ago

5,730 voters could have saved us from this.

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Cipher of the Golden Spatula @snarkylicious

9 hours ago

Poké tortillas. Hot & cold in perfect spicy, tasty harmony.

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🪐👁️ @energyhealingjw

10 hours ago

Mercury is saying to you today “Remain calm, but know your worth & know your value. Know what you want/need and don’t settle for less. Anything that doesn’t compliment your value is a waste of your time. It’s time to get what you deserve. It’s happening for you.”

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The Way We Haunt Now @HauntNowPod

11 hours ago

ICYMI the first episode of season three drops *tomorrow* 👻👻👻

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The Way We Haunt Now @HauntNowPod

20 hours ago

ICYMI the first episode of season three drops *tomorrow* 👻👻👻

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Rob Nelson @UntamedScience

16 hours ago

🤬😠!! Two Armed Gunman in Charlotte just broke into my studio this morning and stole ALL of my wildlife filmmaking gear - close to 30K worth. All packed up and ready for the next science filmmaking GIG. I'm livid. Security footage shows they're driving a White Dodge Charger…

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Cipher of the Golden Spatula @snarkylicious

11 hours ago

There are people here?

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gen🥂 @genmxn

2 days ago

There are people here?

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Cipher of the Golden Spatula @snarkylicious

11 hours ago

I still yell, scream, choke up and miss Chadwick. I don't know what's going to make the ones to come feel like this, but it sure has been a privilege to have Star Wars, Star Trek AND Avengers Endgame in my lifetime.

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Cheo Hodari Coker @cheo_coker

14 hours ago

I still yell, scream, choke up and miss Chadwick. I don't know what's going to make the ones to come feel like this, but it sure has been a privilege to have Star Wars, Star Trek AND Avengers Endgame in my lifetime.

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Miles Morales @Like_H2O

13 hours ago

This is infuriating.

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philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

14 hours ago

This is infuriating.

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Ahmed Fouad Alkhatib @afalkhatib

14 hours ago

The irony of Hamas’s willingness now to accept a Palestinian state on the 1967 borders after wasting three decades and thousands of Palestinian lives, only to come full circle back to what the PLO/Palestinian Authority was working towards during the Oslo Peace Process in the…

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Caleb Ngers @ThaCalebDume

14 hours ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 The Social Media Manager said “Not gon’ be me!” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Silly season is upon us... @AlyssonFergison

14 hours ago

This is the real reason the right doesn't want student loans forgiven. It's why they're willing to go all the way to the Supreme Court with it. This is the ball game for them. Their whole ruse relies on people sacrificing themselves on the altar of the "American Dream".

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Silly season is upon us... @AlyssonFergison

a day ago

This is the real reason the right doesn't want student loans forgiven. It's why they're willing to go all the way to the Supreme Court with it. This is the ball game for them. Their whole ruse relies on people sacrificing themselves on the altar of the "American Dream".

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Matthew Chapman @fawfulfan

a day ago

It's really simple. ByteDance could simply sell off TikTok, make a bunch of money, and prevent it being banned. Other heavily Chinese-owned sites like Grindr did this when ordered to divest and they turned out fine.

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Lisa Michelle Lutes @LisaLueyLutes

21 hours ago

#Funpagefriday Showroom (comedy feature): Trapped in an IKEA showroom of their past, a couple must nagivate years of built up resentment to survive the adjustment of an empty nest.

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19 hours ago

Here is a bit of #AlienDay silliness for your timeline 🖤

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