Guy Sludge @schnadle
not affiliated with the real Guy Sludge Joined March 2022-
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they should make a flimsier version of drywall for girls to punch through
When the moon hits your knees And you mispronounce trees Sycamore
Call me tough times the way I be creating hard men
Top Ten Tracks
She call me Rowan Atkinson the way I missed her bean
“ijbol” gotta be the worst online acronym of all time. no cadence, no rhythm, no character to it. a crude and inadequate substitute for the timeless, versatile, unimpeachable “lmao”
@RRadRyan this one is incredible
It must have taken them weeks to get that chandelier working…
It must have taken them weeks to get that chandelier working…
I have an older relative who JUST joined Twitter. They are an almost completely apolitical liberal. They are following 0 people. No linked accounts. Here are the notifications this person is receiving from Twitter.
(whispering to my date as we pass three guys who are roughly the same size) The Brothers Three
@ImSmilingRn Did you just mention my favourite niche underground band, Radiohead?
My brother in christ the tracks are the point. - Roads can't tolerate the weight - Rail has vastly less friction & mains power = way more efficient - Subways don't get stuck in traffic - Can't blow a tire / no tire dust - Rail permanence increases investment
My brother in christ the tracks are the point. - Roads can't tolerate the weight - Rail has vastly less friction & mains power = way more efficient - Subways don't get stuck in traffic - Can't blow a tire / no tire dust - Rail permanence increases investment
nuclear warhead vs coughing baby here. yeah let me just use my perfect rock like a sword. there's so much to do with a perfect rock its definitely not skipping it one time and losing it forever. what are you even talking about
nuclear warhead vs coughing baby here. yeah let me just use my perfect rock like a sword. there's so much to do with a perfect rock its definitely not skipping it one time and losing it forever. what are you even talking about
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This bullshit cost me a fantasy matchup by 3 rebounds
This bullshit cost me a fantasy matchup by 3 rebounds
can we stop arguing about cannibalism. none of you are eating people. you don’t even leave the house
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At the time I thought it was SOOOO funny that a court literally forced elon musk to buy Twitter and now I just wish they had let him get out of it. What a waste.
this is such a funny way to say you don’t fuck with your dog
saw someone say "what's ur excuse incel" and it's just a relatively good looking dude
GET IT OFF ME
Twitter/X has removed the option to hide verified checkmarks
ken bone is like the groundhog day groundhog of politics. he emerges once every four years, has his mic drop moment and goes away until presidential next election
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
feminem lowkey beautiful
Humiliation ritual. Once you know, you can’t stop seeing it.
@JoelEmbiidsSon Just conveniently forgetting who started it huh?
@un_a_valeable Politics isn't supposed to be this easy.
BRO
Post a picture with your dog that doesn’t involve shooting them and throwing them in a gravel pit.
They never seen a white boy make a medium amount of money like this
@BenjaminCrew1 My favorite part of early cinema is the simplest tricks in the book (pause the camera and remove an object from the scene) coming across as magical.
@BenjaminCrew1 It’s a talkie, but James Cagney was literally two seconds from being riddled with bullets while shooting Public Enemy.
@BenjaminCrew1 Also watching horse stunts and being amazed at how realistic they look. Then learning why "No Animals Were Harmed" exists.
@BenjaminCrew1 Had this experience watching some Buster Keaton movies recently. "Wait, what? He really actually did that stuff?"
@BenjaminCrew1 "what was the camera trick for Jerry getting impaled" ??? We killed Jerry through impalement I'm sorry I don't understand the question
@BenjaminCrew1 "A significant number of animals were harmed during this production."
One of the last epics of the silent era Noah's Ark (1928) accomplished the great flood that killed people by... creating a great flood that killed people. x.com/silentmoviegif…
Three people were reportedly killed during the filming of Noah's Ark (1928) when 600,000 gallons of water was dumped on extras during the filming of the flood sequence. The incident led to the adoption of new rules on movie stunt safety
One of the most famous actors of the silent era had a fake hand because he blew himself up with a bomb that he thought was a prop
Something crazy about Hollywood's silent film age is that a guy will be driving a train off a cliff while being attacked by lions and you'll think "Wow, how'd they do that effect!" then you look it up and they literally had lions attack a guy while he drove a train off a cliff
So I never annoy or inconvenience anyone again
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