DAVIDS~1.TXT @schlazor

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DAVIDS~1.TXT @schlazor

8 hours ago

Oh to be a dog. You know your name, how to tell your people that you gotta poop, and that you eat at five. And it’s enough.

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17 hours ago

Ate a happy meal but it hasn’t made me happy please advise

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2 days ago

The only time my dog wants to make physical contact is when the Hour of Kibble approaches.

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2 days ago

Here’s to floating, rowing, and surviving another year, @heyletsmakestuf. Happy birthday!!

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I love gardening but washing pots and then immediately fill them with dirt will never not feel like a waste of time

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oops who put this album on

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no one: not one soul: me: you can never go down, can never go down, can never go down the drain

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4 days ago

tfw you get a text from your partner and it just says ‘hi’

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Finally some words that are relevant to my interests

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real heckin wimdy today I tell you what

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Pilgrim seeking the beatific vision. Wife to Jai, mommy to Thomas, servant of Caesar🐈‍⬛. Novels on the Reformation forthcoming!

Amy Mantravadi @AmyMantravadi

6K Followers 521 Following Pilgrim seeking the beatific vision. Wife to Jai, mommy to Thomas, servant of Caesar🐈‍⬛. Novels on the Reformation forthcoming!

Hannah Posts @HannahPosted

4K Followers 1K Following You never can tell with bees

Author, Dorothy & Jack, The Gospel in Dickens, & One by One. Beethoven groupie, skating fan, Army brat. Same username at the blue place. #TCMParty #SaveTCM

Gina Dalfonzo @ginadalfonzo

5K Followers 5K Following Author, Dorothy & Jack, The Gospel in Dickens, & One by One. Beethoven groupie, skating fan, Army brat. Same username at the blue place. #TCMParty #SaveTCM

Danielle @quirky_inquirer

94 Followers 2K Following Full of curiosity 🌻 👩🏽‍🌾

flowrface 🌸 @itsflowr

735 Followers 2K Following vlogs & games & coffees | livetweeting life on planet earth | SAC: "flowrface" (Epic Partner) https://t.co/BFJUkDzjfW

Stylish sensory hoodies that support self-soothing for issues related to anxiety, depression, OCD, and other neurodivergent conditions

hoodsensory @hoodsensory

7 Followers 2 Following Stylish sensory hoodies that support self-soothing for issues related to anxiety, depression, OCD, and other neurodivergent conditions

okay Kelly @kmdoublev

1K Followers 336 Following philosophy // parenting // Pacific Northwest // she/her

Dan Wuori, Ph.D. | Author, The Daycare Myth: What We Get Wrong About Early Care and Education (and What We Should Do About It) coming Sept. 2024 from @TCPress

Dan Wuori @DanWuori

148K Followers 19K Following Dan Wuori, Ph.D. | Author, The Daycare Myth: What We Get Wrong About Early Care and Education (and What We Should Do About It) coming Sept. 2024 from @TCPress

iRobot @iRobot

42K Followers 3K Following So you can human.

Turning your kids into rock stars, chasing the aurora & exploring Minnesota. Guitars, concerts, Prince, stargazing 🎸🔭 📸🌹I walk St Paul w @TheStPaulRacco1

Matthew VinGe @mvinge

1K Followers 5K Following Turning your kids into rock stars, chasing the aurora & exploring Minnesota. Guitars, concerts, Prince, stargazing 🎸🔭 📸🌹I walk St Paul w @TheStPaulRacco1

Holly Stallcup @HollyStallcup

9K Followers 1K Following Executive Director for Rise @nowsherises. Writer at the "Mixed Bag: Words for Paying Attention." She/her

Hannah Chicken Joy @hannahjoy1234

2K Followers 4K Following Eclectic thoughts on Culture, Life, Disability & Christianity 🌸 INFJ 🌸 TCK 🇵🇭🇺🇲 🌸 Married to W. 🌸 ASMRtist 🌸 Fluent in Whale 🐳

Katie 🦋🌻 @kjbartilomo

132 Followers 546 Following Swiftie but also love metal 🤘 #exvangelical finding her footing on this journey as a deconstructing Christian, RN, she/her, 🏳️‍🌈ally,🇺🇦🇵🇸

Abby is touching gras.. @abby_e_o

2K Followers 977 Following seek justice, love mercy, walk humbly // all opinions & such are solely mine.

Knut Ronnevik @KRonnevik

221 Followers 379 Following Saved by grace, Husband, Father of six, Farmer, XC marathon skier

not an architect. tx-born, midwest-raised, homeschooled all over. into writing, Jesus, ttrpgs, classic literature & fandom culture. executive dysfunctionaire.

Danielle May B. Here @Builtahouse

1K Followers 3K Following not an architect. tx-born, midwest-raised, homeschooled all over. into writing, Jesus, ttrpgs, classic literature & fandom culture. executive dysfunctionaire.

Always always always check the store app for random coupons before you leave because I just got a $110 Columbia rain jacket for $38 at Meijer!!! (On sale for $75 and the app had a 50% off ANY apparel coupon with no exclusions!) I’ve been needing a rain jacket forever!

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Caleb K @CKPNW

10 hours ago

@schlazor Right?! Ugh it's so good

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Caleb K @CKPNW

a day ago

I really want to mute the word "challengers" on here, but then how would I be able to read discourse on The New Pornographers' stellar 2007 album

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antifa of cleves @mollywidstrom

17 hours ago

dipping my tater tot hotdish in lake minnetonka

Damarys @RoatansFinest

2 years ago

Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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Brandon Warne @Brandon_Warne

a day ago

Gonna start calling the Twins the “Boys of Summer Sausage” and you can’t stop me

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Mindi @m1nd1

12 hours ago

ACAB

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Mark 1x Engineer @virullius

12 hours ago

@sc_codeUM Agreed. Shell scripts should be POSIX compliant whenever possible.

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Jess @goofydogmom

12 hours ago

Bella is so happy to get two weeks of snuggling with her favorite person ever.

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Andy Ottaway (blue cheque) @Andy35o

14 hours ago

Saw my first Rose-breasted Grosbeak! Spring has finally come

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tay mabelitini ⟡ @taymabelitini

14 hours ago

should i have tweeted that? probably not! but death and love and heartbreak and overwhelm are inevitable and inescapable and i might as well start acting like it!

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tay mabelitini ⟡ @taymabelitini

14 hours ago

this is the most vulnerable i’ve been on al gore’s internet in a while (which is saying something) but i would highly recommend not having to experience your relationship with someone you’re seeing decay at the same time your beloved grandparent is dying. i am a heartbroken mess

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Catherine McNiel ☕📚🌱 @CatherineMcNiel

13 hours ago

I WAS in the forest by myself recently, and got lost. I was hoping to see a bear on this hike, but didn't. I encountered a man though, and this made me very nervous. He showed me the path and then chatted at me for 30 mins as we both hiked out. I was glad that ended well.

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Daniel Feldman❗ @d_feldman

14 hours ago

OK we're doing this throwdown. Which videoconferencing tool would you use (if you could choose at will)?

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Hector “Hex” Martinez @digitalhexican

16 hours ago

I got an interview tomorrow! Prayers appreciated.

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Eravau @Eravau_Itu

15 hours ago

@schlazor It is the meal that is happy… er WAS happy.

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Wes Rector 🦅 @BigOneNoOnions

15 hours ago

@Eravau_Itu @schlazor This is true. Happy meal <> happy consumer

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Amy Colleen @sewistwrites

15 hours ago

It's 88 degrees in Central Pennsylvania in April and my kids are splashing in their wading pool but hey I'm sure the current plan of doing essentially nothing about climate change will be lots of fun and the rest of the summer will be fab!!!!!

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Call Me Cordelia ✨️ @courtneyrsexton

15 hours ago

Having a body can be SO ANNOYING

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Call Me Cordelia ✨️ @courtneyrsexton

15 hours ago

FINALLY got my referral to a Dermatology clinic that takes my insurance. PSA. if you do not have eczema in your ears, please take a moment to appreciate your lot in life. Oh, my appt is in JANUARY 😭