Sam @samcuomo
Ham Pennsylvania Joined March 2009-
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Looks just like 2017 boomies
Looks just like 2017 boomies
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The Sopranos (1999–2007)
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It's Friday.....You're showing up with a Big Dick and a pair of Maracas.....
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sins absolved! 🙏
sins absolved! 🙏 https://t.co/1cee2gIWed
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Its Monday Motherfuckers.....Who's gives a fuck what they're thinking.....Its all about you!
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me to the mf who’s behind me in mario kart
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this ghanaian poster for ghost dog really has it all
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Norm Macdonald meeting Bush for the laugh cos no other celebrity would is so fuckin funny
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The last thing mace windu saw
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me and the guy at the gas station when I come in for scratch offs and energy drinks
I'm starting a clown escort service. I'm gonna call it Juggalos
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I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises
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When Kurt Russell was a kid, he worked with Charles Bronson. On discovering it was Bronson's birthday, Russell gave him a gift. Bronson took the gift and left without a word, leaving Russell worried he had upset him. Later, Bronson called Russell to his dressing room…
If you think this is incredible you should see me switch to Indian guy voice after my 6th beer
The way he switches he's voice to the girl's voice is incredible
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Ah fuck they got Dinklage too. WTF man. Gettin passed around like a damn dino nugget.
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Once again I will reach past my taint and pull a reason to live out of my ass
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