Lisa Arch @realLisaArch
Lisa Arch. Cassie on “Curb Your Enthusiasm”. Lisa from “The Lesley and Lisa Show”! Actor for hire. Mom, Wife. Not flawless, but happy. youtube.com/channel/UCMU_i… The Valley, CA Joined September 2010-
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@emilio__oilime lolol. This is essentially how we came up with Labor Games.
A 10 year-old girl, raped & impregnated by her uncle, but 3 DAYS over the “six week” limit, had to flee to Indiana for an abortion (and beat the July 25th deadline for when Indiana likely will also restrict abortions after 6 weeks).
A 10 year-old girl, raped & impregnated by her uncle, but 3 DAYS over the “six week” limit, had to flee to Indiana for an abortion (and beat the July 25th deadline for when Indiana likely will also restrict abortions after 6 weeks).
fuck you roberts. fuck you thomas. fuck you alito. fuck you kavanaugh. fuck you gorsuch. fuck you coney barrett.
Let’s start a “Why did you have plastic surgery”thread. I’ll go first. An old friend just caught my “Seinfeld” episode from 1996. Watching it back then, it was the first time I ever had a problem with the way my nose looked. 3 weeks later, I was getting a nose job.🤣#shallow
Just had to take a minute to thank @pattonoswalt for making our drive home special today, as we continue our family tradition of listening to the song “Christmas Shoes” while quoting his stand up and crying with laughter. It really is the true meaning of Christmas.
LMAO!
I was the Key Set PA for “MadTV’s” Season 3. It was a blast working with the cast & seeing @WillSasso & @phillamarr perform up close. I also had a secret relationship with the hilarious @realLisaArch & ended up marrying her! 23 years later we have a 14 year-old kid! What?!
I was the Key Set PA for “MadTV’s” Season 3. It was a blast working with the cast & seeing @WillSasso & @phillamarr perform up close. I also had a secret relationship with the hilarious @realLisaArch & ended up marrying her! 23 years later we have a 14 year-old kid! What?!
On today’s episode, we welcome Lisa Arch. Lisa played Connie in the classic season 7 episode “The Friars Club.” She has also appeared as Cassie in several episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Lisa tells some great stories you won’t want to miss! #Seinfeld
Listening to @NeilDiamond in the bathroom while getting ready, and in between choking down sobs during “I Am, I Said”, I start giggling thinking of @RalphGarman imitating him at Acme Comedy Theater. Best. Neil. Ever.
Hey @TuckerCarlson My mother-in-law watches your show every night & she is hesitant (understatement) to take the vaccine Could you please say on air that you have taken it? I believe it would change her mind I think this could save her life Her name is June if you want to say hi
Bravo. Get ready, World. These kids aren’t going to sit around and just take your bullshit.
Bravo. Get ready, World. These kids aren’t going to sit around and just take your bullshit.
As if her money has ANYTHING to do with being able to take care of her mental health. She should be allowed to say no to things that affect her emotionally, mentally or physically. We ALL should.
As if her money has ANYTHING to do with being able to take care of her mental health. She should be allowed to say no to things that affect her emotionally, mentally or physically. We ALL should.
In my opinion, who you are as a person is defined 100% by whether or not you tie the INSIDE strings of your robe, as well as the outside sash.
This. Is. Everything.
I’m researching sketch comedy for a class, and came across an Audible podcast by @KeeganMKey called “The History of Sketch Comedy”. And, without stopping, just finished the first 3 episodes. He’s phenomenal. Go listen. I’m going in for more. #keeganmichaelkey #podcast #comedy
Had SO MUCH FUN interviewing @KateFlannery !!! youtu.be/0sIkcZWlres
Had SO MUCH FUN interviewing @KateFlannery !!! youtu.be/0sIkcZWlres
The Lady and the Dale. Holy crap. I have so many opinions. Not the least of which is that this person never stopped trying. I get derailed from my goals when I have to let my dog out! Watch without reading about it. #theladyandthedale #hbo @pattonoswalt recommended!
Episode 14: LA Restaurant Owners youtu.be/Q4kNZ2-22eo via @YouTube We interviewed Christy Vega of Casa Vega & Lea Newton of Claudine Kitchen and Bakeshop to discuss how hard it is to run a restaurant, especially now. @CasaChristyVega @realLisaArch @LesleyBoone #claudinekitchen
Trump and Biden’s schedules for tomorrow.
Episode 11: Dr. Emily Sikking OB/GYN youtu.be/rKLc2XkzNZg via @YouTube Look! @LesleyBoone and @realLisaArch are talking about Lady Parts! Taint a question we didn’t ask. Come learn a thing or two! #thelesleyandlisashow #obgyn #moms #actresses
Valerie Tosi @valerie_tosi
9K Followers 3K Following Standup @TeamCoco • Producer @MermaidComedyHr • Co-Host of Family Gems podcast • Bi Bi Birdie 🏳️🌈 • Debut Album “Beach Trash” out now • Pinball Nerd ▶️⏺◀️
ralphgarman @RalphGarman
115K Followers 3K Following Philly boy goes to Hollywood to sell his soul ... Still looking for a buyer.
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Caissie @Caissie
68K Followers 7K Following TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her
derrick marshall @marshallderric5
202 Followers 1K Following
Flamesof24™ @Flamesof24
230 Followers 4K Following ✝️~DC~Keaton’s🦇 Nintendo~007~TMNT~X-Files Gargoyles~Smallville~SEGA SquareEnix~JGordon~MDolphins LVRaiders~CBulls~Trump
osmo_user @atom_user
292 Followers 1K Following accumulating bitcoin and $pica and staking a few cosmos coins, including $juno and $flix
Brock Owens @brock_owens
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MW @mjwillie79
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Ryan Bushey @RealBushey
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225 Followers 337 Following INTERPOL 🇺🇸’ FIGHT AGAINST CYBER BULLYING; (CYBER BULLYING AFFECTS REAL LIVES)
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JNNJets @JNNJets
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SCOTT HALAL @Hanzi83
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Shorts On A Plane @shorts_onaplane
16 Followers 23 Following We fully agree with Larry David's airplane travel tip to try not to wear shorts. We dream of a shortless plane future.
Frank N. Pestello @FrankNPestello
688 Followers 2K Following Have worked in the Entertainment Industry for over 30 years. also do Hand paint One-Of-A-Kind custom hats and hand bleached & painted denim. WikkedLidz & Stuff
Alex Schrader @LoneWolfAlexAl
680 Followers 3K Following My name is Alex Schrader and im A goofy guy. I am funny nice kind and lovable. I love to watch tv WWE and listen to music so please follow me. Im a great guy
James Innes @InnesJ79
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Denis R. Lapointe @DenisRLapointe1
154 Followers 1K Following I'm most likely going to leave this area quite uninteresting & pointless to read ~ Vraiment, j'écris une deuxième phrase pour absolument aucune raison.
Walker Dryan2 @Dryan2Walk6605
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Gerard L. Truesdale @G_Truesdale
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Cam @CameshaGosha
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j a s m i n @Jazzzziiee147
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Jeff Bender @jeffbendernet
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N Jonathan Cruz @nericruz82
144 Followers 1K Following Foodie, news junkie, democrat of CA25th. Love discovering new places, new dishes, enjoy photography, sunsets and life. 🇬🇹Born. Citizen of the 🇺🇸 and the 🌎
Lindsay @lindsaybing
82 Followers 671 Following Writer, black-coffee-every-morning-drinker, sometimes furniture-restorer. Pisces. My profile pic is from 2009 and I won’t be changing it any time soon.
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555 Followers 4K Following (he/she, 20). takatāpui are taonga. pretty retweet-heavy, sorry!
The Lunar Towers @TheLunarTowers
367 Followers 764 Following Four-piece garage rock band. ‘About Time’ is out now on @coloramarecords
Danny Santana @santana8282
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Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real
1.1M Followers 987 Following "Being Henry The Fonz and Beyond"...My Autobiography …Is Out!
Kathy Griffin @kathygriffin
2.0M Followers 1K Following @kathygriffin on TikTok, Instagram & YouTube. 2x Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2x Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film.
marc maron @marcmaron
880K Followers 507 Following I am a comic, actor, feral cat wrangler, writer & host of WTF the podcast.
Valerie Tosi @valerie_tosi
9K Followers 3K Following Standup @TeamCoco • Producer @MermaidComedyHr • Co-Host of Family Gems podcast • Bi Bi Birdie 🏳️🌈 • Debut Album “Beach Trash” out now • Pinball Nerd ▶️⏺◀️
ralphgarman @RalphGarman
115K Followers 3K Following Philly boy goes to Hollywood to sell his soul ... Still looking for a buyer.
Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix
43K Followers 6K Following Disappointing people since 1968. | EVERYTHING: https://t.co/JN2RmmKWfK | Latest Tweets: https://t.co/BuhDfbbFkq | Top Tweets: https://t.co/3B9KMSYvlv
Caissie @Caissie
68K Followers 7K Following TV Jokes! FORMER Letterman/Rosie/BWE w/@pftompkins/Watch What Happens Live! w/@Andy Cohen, Busy Tonight! YA novelist, author @debenham's girl. She/her
Penn Jillette @pennjillette
1.6M Followers 190 Following I'm Penn Jillette, I work in the Penn & Teller Theater in Las Vegas and I work on http://t.co/1xAkunv6mr I do other stuff too.
Luvvie @Luvvie
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Maddie Taylor 🏳️.. @MaddieTaylor418
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Phil Rosenthal @PhilRosenthal
105K Followers 424 Following ‘Somebody Feed Phil’ Season 6 Now Streaming.... Creator: Somebody Feed Phil-Netflix, Everybody Loves Raymond, I'll Have What Phil's Having, Naked Lunch Podcast
Mike Scully @scullymike
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Food Review Club @foodreviewclub
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GHS College Prep Mag @GrantCPDAMagnet
184 Followers 179 Following We are the College Prep & Digital Arts Magnet at Ulysses S. Grant High School!
Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson
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LADWP @LADWP
61K Followers 26K Following Official X account of the nation's largest public utility providing water and power. To report an outage, please call 1-800-DIAL DWP, 1-800-342-5397.
The Place to Be: A Se.. @TptbSeinfeld
649 Followers 42 Following Eric the Clown and Adam the Ugly Baby discuss all things Seinfeld with some of the biggest Seinfeld fans and people who were part of the show
Outer Lumen (📊,�.. @outerIumen
10K Followers 136 Following 👋 she/fren • Scientist & Artist • Data Viz Designer • Advisor The Hashmasks • Officer @mutant_cartel | 🧪🍌 #3430 • 🌑🦉 #8414 • #SpacesHost 🇨🇦
MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch
1.2M Followers 2K Following The official account of the MeidasTouch Network. Unapologetically pro-democracy.
Lisa Jakub | Blue Mal.. @Lisa_Jakub
37K Followers 2K Following Author | retired actor (Mrs Doubtfire, Independence Day etc) Founder & CEO of Blue Mala: providing pay-what-you-can yoga | meditation | mindfulness | coaching
Pretty Good Friends P.. @PPPGFriends
312 Followers 503 Following Friends Rewatch Podcast Previously Curb Your Enthusiasm/Rehearsal/Party Down/ITYSL Hosted By @achester99 @asinensky
Molly Knight @molly_knight
130K Followers 737 Following I write The Long Game, a newsletter about baseball and mental health: SUBSCRIBE FREE HERE: https://t.co/xf17zbrZ1G| b*uesky: @molly_knight
Jill Biden @FLOTUS
4.4M Followers 5 Following First Lady of the United States Jill Biden. Community college educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Wife of @POTUS.
President Biden @POTUS
34.8M Followers 5 Following 46th President of the United States, husband to @FLOTUS, proud dad & pop. Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/HDhBZBkKpU Text me: (302) 404-0880
Rachel Maddow MSNBC @maddow
10.2M Followers 5K Following I see political people... (Retweets do not imply endorsement.)
Cory Booker @CoryBooker
4.7M Followers 82K Following U.S. Senator from New Jersey. Most tweets (and typos) are mine, some are my team’s. He/him.
Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg
3.7M Followers 3K Following Personal account. For official updates, follow @SecretaryPete. Husband, father, veteran, writer, South Bend’s former Mayor Pete. (he/him)
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.9M Followers 508 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer
3.5M Followers 23K Following Official Account of Senator Chuck Schumer, New York’s Senator and the Senate Majority Leader.
Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams
2.8M Followers 2K Following Author of #RogueJustice (Out Now). Senior Counsel @RewiringAmerica. Other areas of focus: democracy + voting, public policy, small business & film+tv.
Nancy Pelosi @SpeakerPelosi
8.1M Followers 471 Following Representative for CA-11, fighting for the people of San Francisco. 52nd Speaker of the House. Wife, mother, grandmother, dark chocolate connoisseur.
Dr. Jill Biden @DrBiden
3.6M Followers 26 Following Lifelong educator. Military mother. Grandmother. Sister. Wife to @JoeBiden.
The White House @WhiteHouse
8.8M Followers 6 Following Welcome to the Biden-Harris White House! Tweets may be archived: https://t.co/UbZQo0sWVf
Julie Bowen @itsJulieBowen
422K Followers 153 Following Actor, maker of children. Lover of of Rapinoe.
The Goldbergs @TheGoldbergsABC
102K Followers 267 Following 🙌 Come for the schmoopies 😌 Stay for the shrimp parm. Stream all 10 seasons on Hulu.
Adam F. Goldberg @adamfgoldberg
130K Followers 376 Following Do ya like Muppets? Watch The Muppets Mayhem now on D+! Do ya like Star Wars? Watch my doc on The Star Wars Holiday Special: https://t.co/mLwKQQDwaJ
Media Path Podcast @mediapathpod
1K Followers 1K Following Fritz Coleman & Louise Palanker are woke boomers and Los Angeles broadcasting legends discussing current media & iconic entertainment, new episodes Thursdays!
Tannis Vallely @TannisV
741 Followers 1K Following 👻s Casting Director, Daughter, Mom, Wife, Friend, Former Child Actor, Maintainer of Sourdough Starter, still wearing a mask
Vice President Kamala.. @VP
14.5M Followers 6 Following Vice President of the United States. Wife to the first @SecondGentleman. Momala. Auntie. Fighting for the people. Text me: 310-861-2977
ian bremmer @ianbremmer
778K Followers 2K Following political scientist, author, teach at columbia sipa, columnist at time, president @eurasiagroup, @gzeromedia. if you lived here, you'd be home now.
blaire erskine @blaireerskine
410K Followers 2K Following Writer for @jimmykimmellive. “The woman playing Yaccarino”- @THR. Rep: CAA
Michael Markowitz (@m.. @markowitz
2K Followers 4K Following I'm a writer. https://t.co/0S6epf7DHS ...also #duckman #HorribleBosses On Threads I’m https://t.co/EZeMieoiKV
George Hahn @georgehahn
287K Followers 1K Following Just so we’re clear: I did not pay for the blue checkmark.
Adam Schiff @RepAdamSchiff
3.4M Followers 876 Following Representing California's 30th Congressional District. Father. Husband. Fighting for our democracy and an economy that works for everyone.
Alexandria Ocasio-Cor.. @AOC
13.2M Followers 4K Following US Congresswoman, NY-14. In a modern, moral, and wealthy society, no American should be too poor to live. People-Funded, takes no lobbyist💰. Personal account.
Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris
19.8M Followers 722 Following Fighting for the people. Wife, Momala, Auntie. She/her. Official account is @VP.
Phil Hendrie @realphilhendrie
24K Followers 853 Following Mr Hendrie is a revolutionary broadcaster, satirist, voice, comic actor, Californian @sbvtalent, @90210talent.👇🏼
Patrick Schmiedt @pschmiedt
696 Followers 707 Following Journalism educator @citruscollege & @ccclarion. My spouse’s soulmate. Run @wyomingfootball. Past work: @NDSU, @cstribune. This is me expressing myself.
Brent Terhune Bloomin.. @BrentTerhune
379K Followers 5K Following Comedian. The Field Trip and They're Coming to Get You podcasts.
Charles Booker @Booker4KY
408K Followers 2K Following Husband. Father. Son. Founder of @HoodtotheHoller . Former State Rep. First Black Kentuckian nominated for US Senate. The movement continues ✊🏽 (He/Him)
LEAP @LeapAction
9K Followers 60 Following LEAP: Law Enforcement Accountability Project. Disrupting the narrative about the murder of Black people by police. Art is our weapon. Powered by @arraynow.
Nicole Cardoza (she/h.. @nicolecardoza
6K Followers 1K Following Magician. Advocate. Grantmaker. Queer. Founder of Reclamation Ventures. No longer active on Twitter. Contact: [email protected]
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Tressie McMillan Cott.. @tressiemcphd
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1.3M Followers 42K Following Proud papa. Perpetually pissed. #BlueWave2024, #Feminist. Author of The Liddle'est President. 👉Sr. Advisor, @ReallyAmerican1👈👀
Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr
2.0M Followers 4K Following #UNFROSTED is streaming May 3rd on @Netflix. My book of essays FOOLISH is out now from @duttonbooks
Omar Jimenez @OmarJimenez
271K Followers 2K Following Correspondent @CNN. OJ Trop. @MedillSchool Mafia. Gamer. Links & RTs aren't endorsements. Opinions are my own. ATL🍑 NYC🍎 IG: OmarCNN
INCREDIBLE VIBES IN THIS BARN TONIGHT👏🏻 Emmanuel Todd Lopez is standing 😭 Never give up!
Wow indeed. I think I need to start every day with this clip from Bo Burnham.
Wow. Didn’t know Bo Burnham was a real one. Couldn’t be more relevant
Snoop Dogg is making affirmation music and nursery rhymes for kids now. how can you not love him 🥺
Straight FIRE from Val Demings. ELECT THIS WOMAN.
When I did my 6am checkin with Emmanuel, I had him positioned lying down facing the gate to his stall. Just went back to do physical therapy with him and he was sitting up, completely turned around in the opposite direction. HE REPOSITIONED HIMSELF, BY HIMSELF! This is huge!
When it’s 10 minutes to deadline and you got nothin’.
Oh. My. Fucking. God. I’ve never met Mandy. Sunday in the Park with George is my favorite musical and the most inspiring. MANDY FUCKING PATINKIN, PEOPLE!!!
Go see bros! You will love it! #bros 🥰 brosthemovie.com/tickets/
HOLY SHIT, Rep. Elissa Slotkin is 🔥🔥🔥!!! EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS.
Trump just malfunctioned again. Yikes.
Martha's Vineyard resident with some words
I freakin love @quintabrunson
Emmy winner @quintabrunson takes some time out of Jimmy’s monologue to finish her acceptance speech…
This is HILARIOUS! Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never seen this before and it makes the hounding of them by the British tabloids even more grotesque
Guys, Carol Burnett. Come ON. Please?
let us know in the replies! ⬇️
Can we please ban the barbaric and inhumane NYC horse carriages altogether? gothamist.com/news/vet-says-…
Okay, so I rearranged my whole life to avoid student loan debt, prepaid for my kids’ college educations since their births, and now everyone’s getting $10,000 forgiven? I think that’s great 😊 Congrats, guys. A rising tide lifts all boats.
We’ve had sex dozens of times and this has never happened.
If Matt Damon had sex with @pattonoswalt.
The transgender community has been targeted more than ever due to rhetoric like this from the right. Ted knows what he is doing here. It is shameful and wrong. We stand with the LGBTQ+ community against this divisive, hateful, and dangerous attack.
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