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I hope you enjoy poetic bullshit😌 Joined January 2020-
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Nchi rais hutundura
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Cinderella was a little too weak for me, because ain’t no way anyone is coming into my daddy’s house and mistreating me. I would poison everyone in that house.
Cinderella was a little too weak for me, because ain’t no way anyone is coming into my daddy’s house and mistreating me. I would poison everyone in that house.
You can go back and check the people who were dragging Eliud…majority were men. So, when I ask you to think of the messiest bitch you know…
If you see a relative of yours in this video take some time to call them and tell them to stop being stupid.
If you see a relative of yours in this video take some time to call them and tell them to stop being stupid.
One thing I learned is no matter how big or small. Having your own space is a blessing.
One thing I learned is no matter how big or small. Having your own space is a blessing.
Damn I thought it was Peter Munya
Damn I thought it was Peter Munya
Men have lied, but never like you. ❤️
College math can break your soul, hand me the essay please.
College math can break your soul, hand me the essay please.
i like small shit like this
Microsoft Excel should be taught as a full course in schools
This “Mtu Wetu syndrome” is what will finish this country. Someone has proved how incompetent he is but let’s be tribal about it.
This “Mtu Wetu syndrome” is what will finish this country. Someone has proved how incompetent he is but let’s be tribal about it.
She’s not talking to you! Finish school 🫵🏽
We need to do away with this mentality honestly. Every time it can’t be about fighting imaginary haters. Grow up my dear.
We need to do away with this mentality honestly. Every time it can’t be about fighting imaginary haters. Grow up my dear.
It's giving Dabur Herbal toothpaste ad
It's giving Dabur Herbal toothpaste ad
There’s this annoying plague of people who use the word ‘adi’ in every statement, “Huskii adi mimi..” “Sijui adi”, “Manze adi” “Adi nilikuwa..”
Rap beef WWE 😂
Disaster management department is headed by theologians, a librarian and a tours agent! Weuh! 😂😂😂
Disaster management department is headed by theologians, a librarian and a tours agent! Weuh! 😂😂😂
You can wait for life to entertain you or you could add food colour to ugali. The choice is yours 😊
You can wait for life to entertain you or you could add food colour to ugali. The choice is yours 😊
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One thing I learned is no matter how big or small. Having your own space is a blessing.
I will pay for my convenience 😂 I don’t like stress
Microsoft Excel should be taught as a full course in schools
The one that tried to have me kidnapped or the one that threatened to beat up my friends?😂
Forgive. Don’t forget. If possible, revenge before forgiving.
The amount of trust fund kids doing coke in Nairobi is actually insane and they offer you so casually ati “do you ski” I thought you meant snow😭😭
i hold a lot more grace for women in *everything*. i may be upset, i may disagree but i will find an excuse.
What’s your act of micro-feminism? 😂😂
Why niggas never speak on having soul ties w y’all lmao
Soul ties are fucking insane like why can i feel you
Every day I wake up, I make a prayer for Davji and Miskella for continuously fighting for junior doctors. We really don't take it for granted, asanteni sana. Viva KMPDU #DoctorsStrikeKe
I’m glad KMPDU have not succumbed to these vague promises from this “tutafanya, tutatenga, tutawezesha” government. Viva KMPDU
When I’m speaking and a man starts to speak over me, I continue talking like I don’t hear them.
What’s your act of micro-feminism? 😂😂
A line of coke .
You’re offered 2.5 MIL to do a line of coke. Wyd❓🤔🤔
Handwriting of a time waster
I am yet to see a better handwriting
KPLC must have been looking at all the drama happening in Kenya in past couple of days and asking themselves "at what point do we make it about ourselves?". Now here we go. Nationwide blackout
I beesech parliament to halt appointment of CAS's , we will sort things out and appoint you in the future
I beseech our doctors to go back to work - William Ruto
Si ndio hii evidence kwa hii kalatas?
Lemme remind you
I lost a Cousin and a grandma. Crazy that the Doctor's strike played a part in it.
ukihang out na millennials huwezi sema "we mzee" wanakua offended juu wao ni wazee cha ukweli 😭
I also believe there's so much power in believing that everything will work out even when you don't know how or when.
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