Wanderer| Influenced(our romcom) out now @justinewanda
Stand-up comedian| Satirist | Creator/Host - Fake Woke With Justine @officialfwwj | EP/Producer/Writer- Influenced | A Tale of Pending Acceptances youtu.be/8j0aXdDmQ2E Nairobi, Kenya Joined September 2010-
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Politicians are in helicopters every day and they even regulated the prices for spare parts to make it cheaper for them to galavant around with their falsehoods! But they can’t use them to help Kenyans stranded in flooded areas?
Does anyone know if that lady from Kitengela, her family and her neighbours got help?
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We are offloading food supplies onto a helicopter provided by @AirbusFdn. Our mission: reach families cut off by floodwaters for over a week in Shompole, Kajiado. This effort will directly benefit 350 families. Given the ongoing floods and continued response, pre-positoned…
Hawajapatana na Rihanna bado
Booooooone???? ~ Captain Holt
Ayo!!!
Raha tutapataje na ustawi under these conditions?
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Didn’t even last a week
Didn’t even last a week
This joke was written yesterday by @jacksonnanjero for @taifaleso
This joke was written yesterday by @jacksonnanjero for @taifaleso https://t.co/WVVNvi0dNE
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This article didn’t need to be behind the paywall.
This article didn’t need to be behind the paywall.
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A Thread of heartbreaking clips and pictures that describe the aftermath of the tragedy at Mai Mahiu that has claimed more than 48 lives. As seen through my eyes 📷 @AfUncensored🧵
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"We are adequately prepared"
"We are adequately prepared" https://t.co/DSvvILQDHE
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@justinewanda The way the first opening line is epic! “Sugoi Earhart came down from Sycamore airlines!” 💀
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It’s a very dark #LabourDay in Kenya with the labour sector in turmoil and unemployment rising. The apparent inability of those in power to resolve the ever growing crisis in the health sector casts a dark cloud over our country today. In addition to the destruction and loss of…
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It's our job to put names and faces to the tragic figures of death. Here is our first instalment.
JFK outro to this bitch
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Hate is a long term investment
Somebody tell Pusha I feel the same way.
Did a quick one😅 Happy New Month!💚
Amazon Prime Video's "Alex Cross," starring Aldis Hodge in an adaptation of James Patterson's novels, has already been renewed for Season 2 ahead of its series premiere. wp.me/pc8uak-1lE4Id
When your main enemy is “College Kids” it’s time to throw in the towel and accept that you’re a fucking loser
God bless every single person that’s invested and supported my career in one way or another. For keeping me afloat, keeping me hopeful. May that love and generosity flow into your life tenfold ✨🤍
Lol Kendrick legit said, “Ama ni hizo milazo zinakusumbua?” Aah! 😂😂😂😂😂
Kayra photographed by me
Baked this with my niece today. She wanted sprinkles on her slice.
I agree with Jennifer Lawrence and I firmly stand with President Snow and the Capitol.
you’re a colossal piece of shit and your hairline look like the wutang logo
No amount of living within your means is going to change the fact that the vast majority of people simply don't make enough money.
WAIT
Portrait sculpture of Kayra, clay
So fixated on performance and locating money ... A "whole government approach" cannot rescue a mother and her children overnight for more than 7 hours in the capital , imagine those in Sindo Homa Bay ,Tana River, or Garissa who are also not even worth his visit and prayers 🤦🏽♂️
Still waiting to be rescued.
The ideal rescue and evacuation efforts for flood victims that we should be seeing, however citizens have been left to their own devices. Kudos to the individuals conducting it as private citizens.
I’m so late lmao but trust me to give this a lil metahuman twist!
The quality of being "peaceful" has never insulated anyone from police violence. It's important to remember this. The law is not a moral instrument, and police are violence workers.
We can do it<3
out of the thousands of renditions, she used mine as the cover 🥹 i’m not crying
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