Ty Ngachira @anto_ty
Stand Up Comic and Writer based in Nairobi Kenya Kalasha Award winner Nairobi, Kenya Joined November 2010-
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If your ideas are constantly evolving, being liked for your opinions can feel just as superficial as people wanting to be around you for your looks because you know they’re likely to change.
He is right, As per the last official census, The "Big 5" Kenyan tribes (Kikuyu, Luhya, Kalenjin, Luo and Kamba) constitute 96.79 % of the population The other 41 are 3.21% of the population. Becoming president outside of those requires an exceptional change in election culture
He is right, As per the last official census, The "Big 5" Kenyan tribes (Kikuyu, Luhya, Kalenjin, Luo and Kamba) constitute 96.79 % of the population The other 41 are 3.21% of the population. Becoming president outside of those requires an exceptional change in election culture https://t.co/WG3pcCc3vs
Much of life is performative. Dressing a certain way, talking a certain way, respecting norms. It’s all about making people feel comfortable around you, to open space where human beings can interact and develop themselves in non-superficial ways. Not stinking is part of it.
Much of life is performative. Dressing a certain way, talking a certain way, respecting norms. It’s all about making people feel comfortable around you, to open space where human beings can interact and develop themselves in non-superficial ways. Not stinking is part of it.
155 killed in Tanzania as heavy rains lash East Africa citizen.digital/news/155-kille…
Online movements fracture when people are too slow to see that shared opinions aren’t the same as shared values.
"people high in extraversion possess a number of skills and strategies they employ to enhance the ratio of good to bad feelings in everyday life...they tend to focus on more positive features of experience...to prolong and savor positive experiences" wiley.com/en-us/The+Pers…
this means 1) do stuff that you love + 2) talk about it with other people When you're excited and engaged in the shit you love, it shows -- talking passionately about it with other ppl means they're excited to collaborate with you, hire you, recommend you to others
Ama Njoki Chege was just someone we collectively imagined?
Blackthorne: Ai Ai kudade Ai mi nadudeda. Ninaganamwa anambanala ai ai. Mariko: The Anjin cries about being helpess to a horny consort but to a catchy rhythm
Because we make ourselves deaf to feedback, because we overestimate our abilities, because we become consumed with ourselves, we end up subjecting ourselves not just to the inevitable stumbles or difficulties of life but catastrophic, painful failures.
Heavy Rainfall Advisory #flooding #NairobiFloods
If "social justice activism" was about helping those in need, the activists would take the time to fully understand the issues they protest about. Instead, the main purpose of "social justice activism" is to make the activists feel good about themselves. It’s moral masturbation.
That last episode was very anti climactic. We should have seen the battle as it happened and seen Toranaga declared Shogūn. But instead we were just told that it would happen
That last episode was very anti climactic. We should have seen the battle as it happened and seen Toranaga declared Shogūn. But instead we were just told that it would happen
When you read the actual article you realise there are allegations of stalking, cruelty, infidelity and so much more
When you read the actual article you realise there are allegations of stalking, cruelty, infidelity and so much more
A pessimistic outlook isn’t always a bad thing. It might be just what we need to cope when things don’t work out. Follow us for useful ideas, every day. theschooloflife.com/article/when-l…
After the French revolutionaries beheaded their king, they had another bright idea: "Let's make the day 10 hours long" This is NOT a joke. Left-wing "experts" actually changed the length of minutes, hours, and weeks in the name of science... This is the story of that disaster:
Confusion galore in Juba and Eldoret
Kenya third best in Africa for immigrants targeting top pay theeastafrican.co.ke/tea/business/k…
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STAKABADDIE @gufydox
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Mwang! @Mwass_
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Amandeep Jagde @AmandeepJagde
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thetimwork @thetimwork
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My Doctor @mmmicheni
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igiriwM@ 🇰🇪 @Mwirigi
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you love leeyo @youloveleona
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Dr. David Gikungu, Director Kenya Met Department: The rainfall that we are experiencing has been enhanced by the presence of the same El Nino phenomenon that caused the enhancement of the short rains of 2023 #TheExplainer @YvonneOkwara
State TV in Mali says Abu Huzeifa, a senior Islamic State commander who had a $5m (£4m) US bounty on his head has been killed by a force including troops from Mali, Burkina Faso and Niger. bbc.in/3wiohKT
The Kenyattas, who hold 13.2% stake in NCBA Group are set to get Sh1 billion in dividends. The Ndegwa family, which owns a 14.9% stake will get Sh1.1 billion in dividends.
Fighting between Catholics and Protestants is ridiculous because they’re both in such terrible shape. In the Catholic Church we are still working through financial problems resulting from decades of sexual abuse - and the priesthood is even now predominantly homosexual,…
The Tragic Story of Willie Kimani Kenyan Lawyer who was killed for helping his client against a Rogue Cop THREAD 1/2
Si ndio hii evidence kwa hii kalatas?
I feel like I have free will but then I scroll past this and have literally no option but to waste four minutes on it
find the smiling raphael head
Floods sweep snakes into homes in Busia ntvkenya.co.ke/news/floods-sw…
MAN FINDS OUT THAT HE'S GOING TO BE A GRANDPA! "After finding out we were having a baby we waited 3 months to tell our parents and everybody else. My dad was over the moon filled with joy." (🎥:jeevanabrown)
President Ruto visits the Maai Mahiu flood tragedy site where at least 48 people died on Monday
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
My heart goes to Njeri Wa Migwi for all the trauma she has to deal with in her line of work. My God, what a dark world we live in. 💔
Millennials in Kenya we’ve survived everything; el nino, saba saba, Moi, bomb blast, Nairobi fly, 05 jeans, supra + arafat outfits, PEV, Kamwana’s last 5years, dollar at 170, covid and we’ll survive floods. At this point we’re on autopilot. We’re just enjoying the journey.
by 30 you gotta wrap the they/them shit up
@BrianGGK "Beb leo nimemeba devo woshipa" "devo woshipa?" "eeh, walikuwa na mkutano nimeona wengi na macho ya black" "wah... Hawajakuroga?" "Aliona rosary hapo mbele nikama ilimshtua kidogo, sababu hakuongea" "God is good" Meanwhile it's an angsty student into Heavy Metal.
The Elwak attack targeting Christians at a cafeteria is the 3 similar incident in past 8 weeks. This is an indicator the terror group will escalate secterian attacks in NER. The use of animal borne IED is an indicator of "decline in Jihadists Suicide/martrydom logic".
Buana kitambo baddies walikuwa wanajua tu president, vice, Raila na Najib Balala kwa government. Siku hizi wanajua hadi CS wa agriculture juu ya incompetence. Fuck this stupid government
A chicken that survived after Old Kijabe Dam burst its banks is seen in Mai Mahiu, Naivasha Sub-County. Read more here: nation.africa/kenya/counties…
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