The Last of Truss @patrickpcomedy
Comedian, data analyst, father, host of the Bout Time podcast. Follow me on Instagram @patrickpcomedy bouttime.libsyn.com Joined May 2009-
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Y’all think it’s funny that @elonmusk got booed at a comedy show, but it’s not. Now my Tesla won’t let me drive until I sit through 5 minutes of Elon doing “material.” Thanks guys.
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Season 13 of #kenanpresents "The Live Performance Showcase" is heading to Louisville Comedy Club on Thursday, November 17th @ 8:30pm and I’ll be on it! Get your tix now: louisvillecomedy.com/shows/188999 @360_comedy @kenanthompson #kenan #kenanthompsonultimatecomedyexeperience
Years ago I joked that I would put on my resume that @LouDPhillips retweeted me and responded to a tweet. Now I’m a successful data scientist. You could say it was bc of hard work and getting a masters degree, but I know the truth. Thanks Lou!
Umm. @olivegarden, there’s something in my spaghetti
Everyone at the gym trying to figure out how I can bench 255 lbs, but struggle to lunge with 35 lbs overhead
When you know you’re ugly af but your mom calls you a handsome boy
How it feels when you go shirtless during #murph vs reality
The American Dream (artist render)
Democrats: we’re the party that will bring real change! (Unarmed black man gets shot) Democrats version of change;
When you hide in your parents closet and they start banging
When you’re about to die from food poisoning at Disney World, but you have take a picture with Woody so you don’t disappoint your daughter
My face when the WOD includes both assault bike and squat snatches
We live in a country where politicians think Disney is a bigger threat to children than gun violence.
@ericswalwell @RepThomasMassie Manifesto: The Musical
@BradMossEsq Also: WE MUST STOP DISNEY!!!
@WalshFreedom You’re assuming the democrats actually care about getting it done. They don’t. This is theater. It’s a strategy to attempt to get possible voters riled up. That’s it.
When she catches you with your pants down
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