pnormal person @paleonormie
armchair anthropologist Lefse Belt Joined January 2022-
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nice try but normal people exercise frequently enough for it to be necessary
nice try but normal people exercise frequently enough for it to be necessary
modern farmhouse is based but you all aren't ready for that conversation
I cannot read this man's facial expressions to save my life
maturity is when you have ruined enough shirts you like that you actually read the laundry instructions on the tag now
can't believe I have to work today, don't they understand that my brain is full of hot takes about football players we won't even see on the field for another four months
Update: they traded up for McCarthy
I’m doing the Stanford Prison Experiment for my bachelorette party
be nice to me I have to watch my football team make bad decisions tonight
this guy did so much damage to the white male brand that I feel like we're owed a class action lawsuit
this is ur hinge match purely on apartment decor and vibes are u letting him smash?
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Circe @vocalcry
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Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼.. @GarrettPetersen
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Cristine Rice @PstafarianPrice
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goblin costanza, worm.. @goblinodds
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Samswara @samswoora
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Philip Ballentine @PhilBallentine
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Regency Romance Prota.. @rakishromantic
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Dr. Okoye @drgaycock
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32 Followers 292 Following I am the exception that proves the rule of at least like 80 different things
Tadhg Pidgeon @TadhgPidgeon
218 Followers 738 Following Sanguine Contrarian. Journalist. Currently writing for @brusselssignal Formerly @TheBurkeanIE DMs open
DJ @GooseAtTanagra
27 Followers 58 Following A silly goose riding thru the 4th Industrial Revolution & futilly resisting assimilation by the Build Back BlackRock Borg.
Smaragdi @smaradina_
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Big Papi @Bmangall20
3K Followers 1K Following 2022 and 2023 Thursday Night Kickball Champion 🏆🏆 RAV4 owner. RIP Tom Petty
Harry @larrington323
88 Followers 1K Following Interests: start-ups, technology, philosophy, consciousness, freedom. Nullius in verba. I have no clue what im doing.
Stanley ☮️ @MarchesWay
90 Followers 373 Following
WT7_Money @KhakiJorts
93 Followers 4K Following I like reading and playing and drawing and running around and having fun
For Reading @forreading1991
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matlocke @Matlocke_
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bisexual laura palmer @meanwhile666
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Adam Seever @aseever
223 Followers 269 Following
ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎�.. @LeaMaric
26K Followers 22K Following Alleged eco-fascist. Reddit goblin anthropologist. Beach Slav. Porečanka 🇭🇷 𓃳
garfieldbot @robertlasagna1
22K Followers 845 Following "What would I have done? I would have a done a legitimate investigation to find out what exactly happened in 1099" check out https://t.co/lGIzp19Nsz if you want
Circe @vocalcry
12K Followers 1K Following minor goddess | submit your questions to my monthly advice column “Circe Says” anonymously here: https://t.co/RSjoPOvLtx
Dr. Dad, PhD 🔄🔼.. @GarrettPetersen
8K Followers 3K Following Technology brother. Dad. Actual IRL purple cyclops. Opinions expressed are the official opinions of my employer, my country, and the entire human race.
Cristine Rice @PstafarianPrice
8K Followers 4K Following Notes from someone that does not put toast in shoes ————————— Professional software engineer, amateur curmudgeon
goblin costanza, worm.. @goblinodds
16K Followers 2K Following you and me baby aint nothin but mammals so let's eat dog treats from petco 💎 (they/it) ⚔️
Evil (Political) Scie.. @knrd_z
17K Followers 310 Following President of the American Political Science Association (in exile)
nihilism disrespecter @meaning_enjoyer
10K Followers 913 Following expounder and proponent of mystic normieism
Samswara @samswoora
11K Followers 2K Following In pursuit of boundless flow, agency & abundance. batteries, healing, water, psychedelics, writing ✍️ Husband
☉rthonormalist🧭�.. @orthonormalist
9K Followers 1K Following Libertarian Transhumanist. American Hegemonist. Secular Jew. Product Manager. Humorless scold with an unworkable political philosophy. https://t.co/eu6XkYgzDB l
Steven Godofsky @sgodofsk
5K Followers 583 Following Converting meat byproducts into bad tweets. @msbgu '20, @RITtigers '15, TJHSST '11.
tall glass of ginger .. @cursedmargarita
410 Followers 431 Following views are not my own. i have a sentient parasite in my brain that runs this account on my behalf
sφynx @ssphinxe
1K Followers 366 Following I say unto you: one must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star
cecilia 🐚 @2coppertone
356 Followers 361 Following i belong in a field / writer + painter / mpls + LA
duluth's famous kayle.. @kayleefabulous
2K Followers 852 Following duluth night mayor, acoustic partygirl, museum woman, boat lady
Nico Stevens @Feliciajo94
501 Followers 409 Following mentally ill and sinister (She/Her) @fefeinprivate
controversial gorilla @ControGorilla
874 Followers 269 Following I like lifting weights and private equity. lawyer.
Ali @marshcinquefoil
537 Followers 314 Following
ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
2K Followers 2K Following i only tweet when i’m high or manic
bisexual laura palmer @meanwhile666
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Frenly @officerfrenly
3K Followers 680 Following Frenly Baratheon, Race Scientist Former Hornt Patrol Assistant Special Agent in Charge of the FBI Hornt Special Task Force
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770 Followers 542 Following Integrating the space between what's real and what's beyond
Chris Brunet @realChrisBrunet
34K Followers 708 Following washed up economist, tips: [email protected]
Last_Things @LastThings4
3K Followers 830 Following Film and media criticism from a dissident perspective. Subscribe on YouTube for biweekly video essays and interviews with 'Our Guys'.
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Yassine Meskhout @ymeskhout
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Britney Spears killed.. @a24bitch
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cassandra @femalecamus
342 Followers 185 Following I didn’t like having to explain to them, so I just shut up, smoked a cigarette, and looked at the sea.
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5K Followers 2K Following “A Blitzkrieg of female autism.” Mom. ᛟ. WN. Une Ennemie du Désastre. Tree-hugger. Loyalty, truth, & beauty contra egalitarian nihilism.
Brendan Kennealy, Fat.. @BicycleIdiot
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Tricia Pickren @triciapickren
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Sara @SaraBollman
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PreciselyPositive �.. @PreciselyPosit1
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trophy wife (aspiring.. @technotradwife
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Matt Loszak @MattLoszak
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John Andrews @Jandies1
540 Followers 541 Following welcome. so sorry you're here. alt @johnsprivates
unemployed gamer boyf.. @millerIowlife
7K Followers 831 Following rapid fire louie like rambo got bullets // testicular cancer defeater, one nut haver // union pipe slinger // 1312@paleonormie Cheat hard enough and you just might learn a thing or two
What’s the point of this shit besides engagement and addicting men to depression
I unironically believe that if you can cheat this good then you deserve to be 98%. Greatness is what this is
here’s how i cheated on the SAT: back in 2015 then they gave all students in the nation the same exact test. Standardized. Fair. i lived in Hawaii, 6 hours behind Eastern Standard Time so I was just waking up as neurotic new york prep school kids finished their exam and…
the keys to success: -be silly -have fun online -drink with your friends
the CONTAGIOUSNESS of Ebola seemed to be the major problem, huge difficulties in setting up med infrastructure level to treat it while also stopping its spread the actual treatment, though? seemed to be very heavily weighted towards basic rehydration
us.macmillan.com/books/97803747… and before anyone yells at me, the source for my right-wing misinformation here is the vibes I got from reading this book written by globalist apparatchiks a few years ago:
It's fun reading stuff about west Africa ebola outbreak last decade. A lot of it is: "this virus which in 1980 we thought 99% fatal and you die with your organs melting is SURPRISINGLY survivable with general western medical standards....
All improvements in infant mortality can be attributed to rapid access to medical interventions and advances in those treatments. We didn’t have have the NICU prior to vaccines. We didn’t have reliable access to 02 and IVs. We didn’t have good fever reduction protocols. Now we do
It's fun reading stuff about west Africa ebola outbreak last decade. A lot of it is: "this virus which in 1980 we thought 99% fatal and you die with your organs melting is SURPRISINGLY survivable with general western medical standards....
All improvements in infant mortality can be attributed to rapid access to medical interventions and advances in those treatments. We didn’t have have the NICU prior to vaccines. We didn’t have reliable access to 02 and IVs. We didn’t have good fever reduction protocols. Now we do
the only ratio i care about
“Go to a party and judge everyone.” - saila
what do you mean youre looking for the perfect woman? women cant be perfect
guy who is turning in halfassed work: wow this shit is easy anyone could do it
There are so many alcoholics in America that the government declared alcohol as an "essential good" during covid
I do not believe that the top 10% of people have more than 70 drinks a week. 10 drinks a day is an insane level of alcoholism to believe tens-of-millions of people are drinking that much
@paleonormie I definitely fantasize about the days when I was awkward and hella depressed in kid prison
brick-and-mortar booksellers have become absolutely worthless shops, which are simultaneously and very mysteriously always full of people. i cannot imagine what all those idiots are doing there, because it is impossible to find any specific book in these places unless you're…
you can tell a man made this bc women don’t care what you drive
all outsourcing feels like this
In the middle of an interview with San Jose's mayor, a random guy starts fighting the mayor's security. California is literally a GTA server.
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