Josh Otten @ordinarytings
satirist. youtube guy. inhabitant of the blue void. https://t.co/0FX6A59v9K justordinarythings.com Hell, MI Joined April 2011-
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This Cow Started a War - Documentary 05/13/2024
Such a powerful visual representation of what happens when barriers to entry are removed in a market previously controlled by a monopoly or cartel
Such a powerful visual representation of what happens when barriers to entry are removed in a market previously controlled by a monopoly or cartel
The best way to watch a movie is on a flight. Across the aisle on someone else's screen. That is CINEMA.
The best way to watch a movie is on a flight. Across the aisle on someone else's screen. That is CINEMA.
All these biblical signs of the apocalypse are getting a little heavy handed. God really phoning it in with the blood-covered horse.
All these biblical signs of the apocalypse are getting a little heavy handed. God really phoning it in with the blood-covered horse.
Once the tech is sufficiently good, some people will outsource all their decision-making to a personal AI. It'll take in their personal data, biometrics and such. And give them a path to follow for optimal health and happiness. It'll be a new religion and it has already started.
Got a whoop band. Very impressive tech for personal data. It tells me how many minutes I missed from an ideal night's sleep - and records this as a 'sleep debt' - so I can catch up next time. It's basically my mommy, telling me my bedtime. I pay monthly for this.
Very amusing that the most allegedly alpha guy ever projects such textbook daddy issues. Never been a better case study that kids need a present father who hugs them and tells them that they’re good enough.
Very amusing that the most allegedly alpha guy ever projects such textbook daddy issues. Never been a better case study that kids need a present father who hugs them and tells them that they’re good enough.
Dubai infrastructure being totally unprepared for moderate rain, worsened by the government’s cloud-seeding experiments, coinciding with a massive crypto convention so all the coin-fluencers are there to document it. Literally: a perfect storm.
Dubai infrastructure being totally unprepared for moderate rain, worsened by the government’s cloud-seeding experiments, coinciding with a massive crypto convention so all the coin-fluencers are there to document it. Literally: a perfect storm.
Imagine embezzling so hard they kill you. Inevitable in communist states like this where corruption is the only way to get rich. This is why China set up Special Economic Zones, so people can profitmaxx in ring-fenced hyper-capitalist loophole land.
The proliferation and mostly wholesome use of the wife wojack is evidence of a generational migration. The disaffected posters of yore are moving on. Soon they will be Dadmaxxed and Parentpilled. Leaving their accounts dormant and embracing the lawn, the grill and real life.
Boo! Build the 500-Billion mega mall. It was gonna be funny!
Boo! Build the 500-Billion mega mall. It was gonna be funny!
Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang
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Internet Historian @NetHistorian
518K Followers 758 Following Professor of internet happenings. MAIN https://t.co/ni6fUjvcQT INCOG https://t.co/lNSwUuw4yJ STORY https://t.co/nko2dbfxyL
Pyrocynical @Pyrocynical
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㊗️ SumitoMedia �.. @sumitomedia
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Comment Etiquette @commentiquette
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Justin Whang 🐙 @JustinWhang
319K Followers 10K Following Not Steve Aoki. YouTube videos about pee and poo. I play guitar in a numetal band @wearejynx |https://t.co/yJnXuh9h3N use CODE: Whang | Biz: [email protected]
Internet Historian @NetHistorian
518K Followers 758 Following Professor of internet happenings. MAIN https://t.co/ni6fUjvcQT INCOG https://t.co/lNSwUuw4yJ STORY https://t.co/nko2dbfxyL
Pyrocynical @Pyrocynical
352K Followers 1K Following Words. Business: [email protected] Alt: @PyroALTcynical
Hbomberguy @Hbomberguy
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㊗️ SumitoMedia �.. @sumitomedia
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JonTron @JonTronShow
3.3M Followers 104 Following “I’ve got a fever, and the only cure is more uploads.” - the general public / https://t.co/Bh0iO5vpVT / Business Inquiries: [email protected]
Comment Etiquette @commentiquette
217K Followers 869 Following The muck of the internet is my classroom. RIP Fluo https://t.co/M3R9ziv4pd Inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/uwl6E2mhFw
WilliamOsman @WilliamOsman
303K Followers 582 Following Meowmeowmeow YouTube: https://t.co/Wkh717tdIo Podcast: https://t.co/Kyyub4TxZ5…
OverSimplified @over_simplified
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kraut.bsky.social @Der_Parrot
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Knowing Better @KnowingBetterYT
46K Followers 126 Following Leftist McPlaidshirt. Your tradition sucks, get a new one.
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Barely Sociable @SociableBarely
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Kudos @manykudos
7K Followers 700 Following Making Videos To Die To || 1/4st of @RareBeefBoys ~ 🤝 Business inquiries: [email protected] ~ I kinda do be making content: https://t.co/3rE7oh7pL3
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Michael / #PolderTheW.. @_britmonkey
4K Followers 34 Following In absolute terms, I am the most persecuted man of all times, in the whole history of mankind, worldwide.
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8K Followers 4K Following Chris Summers. Journalist at The Epoch Times. Tweeting about crime, fires, shipping, boxing, Caribbean, Turkey, Japan, Africa https://t.co/snzH8gXVxi
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46K Followers 10K Following Fallen BBC Presenter | Heretics YouTube Channel | Fluent in 5 Languages | Author of The Psychology of Secrets
Recording the last bits of the soundtrack for the new @OOHKAYEYE documentary today with the amazing George Savory-Tarlton
This Cow Started a War - Documentary 05/13/2024
Such a powerful visual representation of what happens when barriers to entry are removed in a market previously controlled by a monopoly or cartel
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
All these pro-Palestine protests taking over their colleges meanwhile the average boomer church donated another million to Israel to keep the prophecy in Revelation alive
@VitalsMA I’m getting “let’s chant ‘defund the police’ instead of exploring a different phrase with more clarity as we erase all the public opinion gains we made in the last couple months” PTSD flashbacks here man.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ordinarytings Yes, as ever the left does itself no favours as usual with stupid and illogical labels from degrowth to postgrowth, and when you talk to thought leaders like Raworth they say "oh no, we mean the right kind of growth" whereas they label "green growth" as green washing.
@ordinarytings I appreciate it. Same is happening in Australia - a country vastly more qualified & well positioned than Germany in terms of renewables potential. Lobbying for reactors there is mad, aside from the admitted large quantities of uranium there - but they also have plenty of coal.
Another hoser video on a small island just dropped. Immediately drop whatever you were doing and watch it youtube.com/watch?v=y8c-ou…
You can tell CCP controls TikTok because the forced sale should be a fun liquidity event for all the execs but they’re raging instead
Our CEO Shou Chew's response to the TikTok ban:
@ordinarytings nah I'm not buying it. not until the Euphrates runs dry
Two horses have just been seen running down Aldwych in central London. One covered in blood. Filmed by @itvnews.
One of the conspiracy theories I would like to believe in most is that Big Airplane is holding back teleportation technology
my view of homeless people changed forever when i learned that more than half of them were foster kids who aged out of the system and were left with no family or resources.
If you ever had a “move back in with your parents” stage, you have no business judging homeless people. The only difference between you and them is you were privileged enough to have a fallback.
@ToLey88 The tension between the past is a different country and everyone is basically the same is one of the most fruitful. Like every straight cis etc man has been so horny for a woman they did X. What exactly that is differs a lot. Same planet different World.
@ordinarytings Happiness is a warm brain chip. youtube.com/watch?v=eCARqm…
one of those many incredibly unreal things about Britain is that it has an elite obsessed with productivity and forcing people to work paired with an economy that has basically no real jobs
GP’s will soon be stripped of the ability to sign people off work as part of a major government inititive to crack down on ‘sick note culture’ Rishi Sunak says people should stop 'over-medicalising the everyday challenges and worries of life' trib.al/LzeeX10
Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability! Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp
you need to be turning your autistic son into an unstoppable killing machine by first maxxing out his agility stat
Could you imagine having this as a kid? This is like an autistic dream. We would have shit our pants. The parents let him build a tactile playground. Incredible 👏🏼
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