Niko Neuman @niknilly
way she goes bub Minneapolis, MN Joined June 2019-
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Me after hitting a bong
Fighting the intrusive urge to yell "FINE FINE FINE" back at the crosswalk voice telling me to "wait wait wait"
Girlfriend says I wipe weird after I poop... She needs to worry about her own shit
One thing about me: I don't even need to know the general vicinity of WHERE your story is taking place. Just get it out Brandon
♣️♦️♥️♠️ Were you aware of the Symbolism in Cards? That the 2 colors traditionally used for the suits represent night & day? Or that the 4 suits represent the 4 seasons & the 12 court cards represent the 12 months in a year. Crazy Right? #BicycleCards #mindBlown
waiting for maren 😍😍😍 cant w8 #msfgrandstand
I’m pissed my dog can’t talk ik that mf funny as hell
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"Im hansel and gretel bruh, I dont know what the fucks going on man, but im always, missin in the woods, brother" -@TheoVon
you think we would have gotten in all of those accidents if people didnt say "drive safe" before we left?
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HANNIBOOYAH @HanMatteson
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Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell
449K Followers 1K Following I’m the host of the DTFH and co-creator of the midnight gospel now streaming on Netflix
Tom Segura AKA Mr. La.. @tomsegura
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Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff
1.1M Followers 248 Following showcasing poorly-aged things. shill sometimes but no ads. retweets ≠ poorly aged. header: @NipChipCookies icon: @dreamywolfdd
thank you for this @dril
1.8M Followers 425 Following My posts help mentally ill peoples brains. I want to do good. I Want to bring value to this platform. That is my Quest. My Dream
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
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ShitpostGateway @ShitpostGate
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Weird Thrift Store Sh.. @strangethrift
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Musk University | Quo.. @MuskUniversity
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101K Followers 908 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
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mark normand @marknorm
464K Followers 425 Following New York Comedienne. New hour special "Out To Lunch" on the Youtubes now!! My pod: "Tuesdays with Stories” or “We Might be Drunk” Link 👇👇 Praise Allah!
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Chris Distefano @chrisdcomedy
278K Followers 2K Following My pronouns are Bud/Light https://t.co/DktrqBCBJz
i’ve been posting free fades for far too long. today i’m placing 7 wagers, and none of you will know what they are.
I can just feel it in my bones that if I was on survivor I’d easily win
some stuff that’s been on my mind recently. feels vulnerable to share stuff like this but whatever, it’s real and it’s honest
Phone was in flight mode
The only team in the tournament that’s not cursed is UConn. They respect coin.
I need to start vaping again or im going to die
What's a good vape and vape juice with no nicotine. Could do a pod or sub ohm. Whatever kit you're thinking. I'm all ears. I love cotton candy clouds
THE BREAKFAST BUFFALOES WITH A MIRACLE BAAAANNGGGGGG.
Rise and shine bozos. First nuke is the breakfast buffaloes +4.5.
might as well go back to bed.
Rise and shine bozos. First nuke is the breakfast buffaloes +4.5.
this guy is my role model
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