The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange
Let’s get these jokes off. New York, NY Joined March 2011-
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Deeply disappointed with myself for forgetting to attend this
Deeply disappointed with myself for forgetting to attend this
Thought he was tweeting a parlay
Thought he was tweeting a parlay
The Heat are one of the teams in the NBA
2010: went to the old NBA store and hustled a guy on pop a shot for a sick Magic Johnson throwback. Some girl came up to me and said “I’ll play you for it” I played well, she absolutely destroyed me. I asked her what just happened. “I play for Duke” Hope she’s living well 🫡
2010: went to the old NBA store and hustled a guy on pop a shot for a sick Magic Johnson throwback. Some girl came up to me and said “I’ll play you for it” I played well, she absolutely destroyed me. I asked her what just happened. “I play for Duke” Hope she’s living well 🫡
One of my gym buddies defected to equinox. Shockingly, this appeal did not work.
… have you considered a basketball head?
… have you considered a basketball head?
I will beat Bam Adebayo’s ass* *he would easily kill me
Stan Van Gundy shut the fuck up Here’s young Ball is Orange dancing on his grave in the 2009 playoffs
Tried to go back to back PR. Missed by 9 seconds. Whatever. Tarp was off. Vibes were immaculate. Fight another day.
Tried to go back to back PR. Missed by 9 seconds. Whatever. Tarp was off. Vibes were immaculate. Fight another day. https://t.co/gwzBsoUBXU
The Rays going from the most swagless 90 win team every year to being fresh as hell but terrible on the field is the kind of tradeoff I can get behind
The Rays going from the most swagless 90 win team every year to being fresh as hell but terrible on the field is the kind of tradeoff I can get behind
I saw Jerry do standup twice at his Beacon Theater residency. The shows were like 4 years apart. He did exactly the same set both times. “What’s the deal with Trying?! People make an effort to do their best?? Adapt with the times?? Sounds terrible. They should call it crying!”
I saw Jerry do standup twice at his Beacon Theater residency. The shows were like 4 years apart. He did exactly the same set both times. “What’s the deal with Trying?! People make an effort to do their best?? Adapt with the times?? Sounds terrible. They should call it crying!”
If I made a decision this bad you wouldn’t be able to waterboard it out of me
If I made a decision this bad you wouldn’t be able to waterboard it out of me
NBA players who are older than me and still in the playoffs: LeBron James Kyle Lowry PJ Tucker Danny Green Al Horford James Johnson That’s the whole list. Only 5 more played at all this season. I ride for them all 🏀🏀🏀
Candace Parker (an absolute legend) was one of very few active NBA/WNBA players who are older than me. The ball gets less orange and more gray every day, man.
Nike got fed to the wolves my GOODNESS
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I’m never deleting this app
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I CAN BEE YOUR HERO BABY.
How can you not bee romantic about baseball
Tonight’s game has been delayed due to a bee colony forming on the protective netting behind home plate.
This roster was awesome, how old are some of you Jesus Christ
Kobe Bryant really won back to back championships with this roster
North Carolina???? Come on and??? Raise up? This one's for:
never had a more miserable 5 minutes of my life
Maxey’s team. Special special playoff performance. That’s the kinda choke job that blows a series wide open if you’re the Knicks.
Kirk called his realtor as soon as he saw you
Ran into Kirk Cousins and found out we were neighbors 😂🔥
@theballisorange Nah niggas gotta call the hotline man 😭😭😭💀💀
baltimore boomer facebook: i won’t even go to the inner harbor, it’s a war zone out there famous and recognizable baseball players:
Colton Cowser riding his scooter to the stadium today…right on the inner harbor.
i’m sorry but christopher would absolutely buy a cybertruck
It's called a Cybertruck, it's like a regular truck, but worse.
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