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they do this to me at work when i clock in
they do this to me at work when i clock in
Been there, brother. You start peeing into bottles to save time, but you actually end up wasting it. next thing you know you’re surrounded by a pyramid of piss bottles and you’re running 7-8 hours late to work which causes costs of around $50 mil
Been there, brother. You start peeing into bottles to save time, but you actually end up wasting it. next thing you know you’re surrounded by a pyramid of piss bottles and you’re running 7-8 hours late to work which causes costs of around $50 mil
hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
The reposts tab on Tik Tok is the best idea they’ve had since they stole all of our data
He looks like he should have @SportsTalkATL in his Twitter name
He looks like he should have @SportsTalkATL in his Twitter name
"Now this may just be a benign mole. But if you'd like to use your Gamblemed card, we can put a friendly little $50 down on what the biopsy will show"
"Now this may just be a benign mole. But if you'd like to use your Gamblemed card, we can put a friendly little $50 down on what the biopsy will show"
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Drew Barrymore interviews everybody like they have coke and she doesn’t have any money.
Probably.
Probably. https://t.co/lxHSXq7AKI
My goal by the end of the summer is to fit an entire baseball in my mouth. I love baseball
Lmfao yall haven’t missed the playoffs in a decade have one title to show for it in a shortened season
Lmfao yall haven’t missed the playoffs in a decade have one title to show for it in a shortened season
Had a dream where every bone in my body was being removed Operation style and every time it buzzed I could feel it
“Take a tour through Elon’s twisted imagination m’lady”
“Take a tour through Elon’s twisted imagination m’lady”
one visit to streameast and you gone end up like stephen hawking
one visit to streameast and you gone end up like stephen hawking
Timothy never misses a spa appointment! 🦛🐟
The Falcoholic @TheFalcoholic
67K Followers 1K Following The @sbnation definitive source of Atlanta #Falcons analysis, good times and tomfoolery. Follow @FalcoholicPod and @FalcoholicLive! Tweets by Dave
K @projectjax
3K Followers 743 Following #Name5Falcons | Noted Idris Elba lookalike | Michael Thomas caught 0 passes for 0 yards and 0 touchdowns in the ‘20 divisional round against the Bucs.
🤌🏿ACUÑA¹³ fo.. @DBN_quez
5K Followers 3K Following #KRITicallyAcclaimed Go Dawgs |CHOP ON| 💥Mediocre Photoshopper💥
Damski 🫶🏽 @Damski32
4K Followers 997 Following Falcons🔴⚫️Buckeyes 🔴⚪️ // // co-host @falcons_atb // Defensive Coordinator CHS // Coach @FlightClub1
Tim Williams @timwilliamsart
12K Followers 9K Following Just a guy who draws. A lot. Unfiltered as the Lucky Strikes my grandma used to make me go buy at the store for her.
Jeanna Kelley @jeannathomas
15K Followers 3K Following Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor, and big sister @TheFalcoholic. NFL @sbnation. Meet me at Cheeseburger Bobby's. jeannakelley everywhere else but Instagram
ATL Falcons UK 🇬�.. @ATLFalconsUK
7K Followers 6K Following Four 🇬🇧 based Falcons fans hosting live shows every Monday throughout the season at 9pm UK / 4pm EST - Followed by @AtlantaFalcons & @NFLUKIRE #DirtyBirds 🏈
kelsey orr @kelseytayorr
7K Followers 2K Following 🫡 we lost. atlanta native. mainly tweeting about sports. she/her.
Andy @AndySGallagher
3K Followers 2K Following Constantly suffering Falcons fan who has never been wrong | 7 years since last positive comment | Weird British Accent & Not Frank Sinatra
DEE @deethatsall
1K Followers 814 Following Free Thinker | All things Atlanta | Software Developer in Test | JSU Alumnus | Michael Penix Jr. fan
Antwon Smitty Smith @FatboiSlim_21
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✨E Da Goddess 🇯�.. @LadyE_tellem
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UGA🏆🏆 It's your.. @jellybean_85
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Edward Odell @edwardodell
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Thanh Brickle @BrickleTha35325
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96 Followers 532 Following
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405 Followers 246 Following
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Alex Gibbs @Alex_e_Gibbs
80 Followers 516 Following
SocDemLad 👑🌹 @SocDemLad
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o @sillyturtle__
137 Followers 325 Following Anime | Monster Hunter | priv: @rantturtle | Jpop | Trails Series | FFXIV | @SalTee__ 💜
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CynicalFate @CynicalFate
6K Followers 6K Following The names Jeff and I stream games. I’m a Canadian, anime loving, ninja turtle addict. |Business Inquiries Only|[email protected]
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75 Followers 3K Following
Jessica mia @jessicami631
39 Followers 184 Following Hey yo bitch what are you looking for on here 🤨🙂
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Willdoesediting 😀�.. @willdoesediting
303 Followers 789 Following I make jerma tiktoks, looking for editing work https://t.co/izAmCcf0MR
Nick @nrig23
372 Followers 420 Following Man O’ The Lakes, miserable Detroit sports fan. Mostly bird posts these days
The Falcoholic @TheFalcoholic
67K Followers 1K Following The @sbnation definitive source of Atlanta #Falcons analysis, good times and tomfoolery. Follow @FalcoholicPod and @FalcoholicLive! Tweets by Dave
K @projectjax
3K Followers 743 Following #Name5Falcons | Noted Idris Elba lookalike | Michael Thomas caught 0 passes for 0 yards and 0 touchdowns in the ‘20 divisional round against the Bucs.
charles (“you look .. @FourVerts
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🤌🏿ACUÑA¹³ fo.. @DBN_quez
5K Followers 3K Following #KRITicallyAcclaimed Go Dawgs |CHOP ON| 💥Mediocre Photoshopper💥
Damski 🫶🏽 @Damski32
4K Followers 997 Following Falcons🔴⚫️Buckeyes 🔴⚪️ // // co-host @falcons_atb // Defensive Coordinator CHS // Coach @FlightClub1
Tim Williams @timwilliamsart
12K Followers 9K Following Just a guy who draws. A lot. Unfiltered as the Lucky Strikes my grandma used to make me go buy at the store for her.
Jeanna Kelley @jeannathomas
15K Followers 3K Following Undercover Hulk. Columnist, editor, and big sister @TheFalcoholic. NFL @sbnation. Meet me at Cheeseburger Bobby's. jeannakelley everywhere else but Instagram
ATL Falcons UK 🇬�.. @ATLFalconsUK
7K Followers 6K Following Four 🇬🇧 based Falcons fans hosting live shows every Monday throughout the season at 9pm UK / 4pm EST - Followed by @AtlantaFalcons & @NFLUKIRE #DirtyBirds 🏈
Tori McElhaney @tori_mcelhaney
17K Followers 507 Following Senior reporter for the @AtlantaFalcons | Co-host #RiseUpTonight on @Fox5Atlanta with @thekellyprice | UGA alum
kelsey orr @kelseytayorr
7K Followers 2K Following 🫡 we lost. atlanta native. mainly tweeting about sports. she/her.
Andy @AndySGallagher
3K Followers 2K Following Constantly suffering Falcons fan who has never been wrong | 7 years since last positive comment | Weird British Accent & Not Frank Sinatra
DEE @deethatsall
1K Followers 814 Following Free Thinker | All things Atlanta | Software Developer in Test | JSU Alumnus | Michael Penix Jr. fan
Antwon Smitty Smith @FatboiSlim_21
4K Followers 5K Following Sports Blogger; Smitty's Sports Machine Podcast on Spotify👉🏾https://t.co/WY5PZMqpE7 YouTube👉🏾https://t.co/RyrSYGtuLh
✨E Da Goddess 🇯�.. @LadyE_tellem
9K Followers 7K Following 30+|♏️| GA🍑/🇯🇲Gyal | 💙💛ΣΓΡ | #Spaceshost| #Redzoneinthelab|@ItsTheSportsTea| #WomenInSports| Falcons, UGA, Braves, Hawks, Atl United😘
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6K Followers 5K Following heavy metal Martha Stewart, visually impaired, scleral lens enthusiast, Kirkland Goth | OG Nicepilled |https://t.co/q71TEwMYor
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113K Followers 2K Following Austin's NPR station. A community supported public media newsroom sharing news and information on-air at 90.5 FM & online. Support us at https://t.co/Qh13edL8IU
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Polling USA @USA_Polling
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6K Followers 374 Following Parody/Satire account. Over/Under on amount of time it takes for Elon to clap this account? DM submissions.
Chadwick Tromp @trompicalstorm
5K Followers 841 Following God first. Aruba🇦🇼. Atlanta Braves. Coffee
Mississippi Braves @mbraves
40K Followers 479 Following Official Account of the Mississippi Braves, the AA affiliate of the @Braves. Owned and Operated by Diamond Baseball Holdings. https://t.co/J1hSN1lDVQ
Rob Friedman @PitchingNinja
506K Followers 389 Following @Peacock Pitching Analyst @MLB Analyst @FDSportsbook Pitching Guru @MLBonFOX Analyst Founder @Flatgroundapp & @Flatgroundbats Merch: https://t.co/T2JnvwQgqK
Bob Nightengale @BNightengale
449K Followers 1K Following USA TODAY Major League Baseball columnist, BBWAA VP, Arizona chapter chairman, Hall of Fame voter, @Audacy MLB radio insider, https://t.co/M4pc9rI7xv
Justin Toscano @JustinCToscano
34K Followers 1K Following Braves beat writer for @ajc. @Cronkite_ASU alum. BBWAA.
Talkin’ Baseball @TalkinBaseball_
365K Followers 868 Following Baseball podcast brought to you by @JomboyMedia | Hosted by @Jomboy_ @TalkinJake & @trevorplouffe | Produced by @BigBabyDavid_ | https://t.co/qElibfMmSV
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366 Followers 10 Following Podcast dedicated to the Atlanta Braves minor league system. Hosts: @gvedak, @jcarson10, @bravesmilb
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55K Followers 565 Following Atlanta Braves news, analysis, and commentary. Part of the SB Nation MLB network. Tweets by @fergoe and @Kris_Willis
Major League Baseball.. @MLBUA
16K Followers 67 Following The MLBUA proudly advocates for the umpires who enforce the rules and uphold the integrity of the great game of Baseball.
🏃🏻💨 @illegalandfree
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OverClocked ReMix (We.. @ocremix
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Defense for Children @DCIPalestine
73K Followers 758 Following Civil society organization dedicated to defending the human rights of Palestinian children in the Occupied Palestinian Territory.
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5K Followers 18 Following This account only exists so someone else won't impersonate me on here. If you want to reach me: [email protected] Pearlmania500 on all other socials
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o @sillyturtle__
137 Followers 325 Following Anime | Monster Hunter | priv: @rantturtle | Jpop | Trails Series | FFXIV | @SalTee__ 💜
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371K Followers 380 Following Micah 6:8 “What does the Lord require of you? To act justly, love mercy & walk humbly with your God.” Inquiries: [email protected]
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Benches clear in the Rays-Brewers game in Milwaukee.
Please remain calm. We've dispatched Seal Team Six and the 82nd airborne division to your campus
Today I met with families from Gaza. I heard the suffering that they and their loved ones continue to endure. Some killed or wounded, others displaced. We are working tirelessly to get more aid to people in Gaza and secure an immediate ceasefire and release of hostages.
it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaactly”
let my wife mow the front lawn and it was as if i handed a schizophrenic dude a mower and said “be yourself.” no rhyme or reason at all, just vibes.
can't wait to get home and watch the new Shogun. The only thing keeping me going during this week of hell
Shellfish for dinner 🦐 #RuleTheLand 🐧
@ACABylonBee They could have given $50 billion dollars in government contracts to a german shepard and we'd probably be in better shape
@SxarletRed That's actually an extremely efficient technique for saving bandwidth
He didn't use a web server, he simply politely asked the website to serve itself somehow x.com/robbobberschlo…
@ACABylonBee If anyone wants to explain I'll listen.
He's worth $200 billion... once you've made it you're supposed to stop faking it
I know most people won't understand this jargon but as someone who does I can assure you it's shockingly stupid
Shit I hate when my exes meet. I have to make some calls.
Sydney Sweeney and Ana de Armas are working together in an upcoming movie ‘eden’ (2024)
Didn't even think about all the rogue dildos that tornado whipped around
they do this to me at work when i clock in
Loud “Fuck Embiid” chants have broken out repeatedly at Madison Square Garden. Joel Embiid has been booed every time he touches the ball tonight in Game 5.
I truly hate this player
Kuznetsov took 12.36 seconds to score this penalty shot goal (thanks @Chris_Jast for being the soldier and timing it). #CauseChaos
Beware of nihilism masquerading as leftism. There's a lot of that going around right now.
homeless guy: thanks a lot man every little bit helps guy who has never called anyone "brother": no problem stay safe out there brother
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