Champions League Enjoyer @n_colv
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When I ask for my receipt to be emailed instead of printed
Fucking none of them stfu
Fucking none of them stfu
They’ve brought him on in case it goes to pens
When I'm late for a film: tricky to find my seat when it's so dark When I'm sat and see someone else come in late: good, flounder in the darkness. You have no respect for cinema. Why don't you take your whispers and your nachos back to home streaming where you belong
Dani Alves is an absolutely insane person to use in a moral argument
Dani Alves is an absolutely insane person to use in a moral argument
Football Names in Things, 2023/24 (If you don't watch it to the very, *very* end, you'll never forgive yourself.)
Football Names in Things, 2023/24 (If you don't watch it to the very, *very* end, you'll never forgive yourself.) https://t.co/WpXt20XrBR
ay man I’m yelling 😂😂
Absolutely delighted to do some detective work and find out that Gary O’Neil stars in the US Office
david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
it was me that told Ian Wright that Mr Pigden was dead
All-timer expressions
All-timer expressions https://t.co/1RwcEulD4P
Well, somebody had to.
Well, somebody had to. https://t.co/i5oElwXWV9
Sick of International Women's Day disrupting the domestic Women's Day season. Can guarantee our best women come back injured.
I think about this video often. Men are amazing :)
paul: i'm not the mahdi paul after sipping that worm juice:
We'll make so much money, give out chocolate, the kids will love it, I'll be willy, it'll be great. Aw yeah, and I'll be the unknown. What? The unknown, man. The evil chocolate maker that lives in the walls. What kind of movie were you watching? There's a movie?
They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see
They’re slowly taking away the second amendment I see
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Listen, and understand! That Everton is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not be relegated ever, until the Barclays is no more
why is he looking at me like that
Your Bees to take on Everton 🐝 #EVEBRE | #BrentfordFC
Elton's John.
I’m not saying the bar I’m in’s pretentious, but there’s a fucking piano in the gents.
My wife’s boyfriend Darian
Who is YOUR Superman?
Of course, mate. This is Bruno “Grumaries” by the way. Look after him.
@FabrizioRomano They are signing Ramsdale right? Then we take Bruno Grumaries
If the league champions get to lift a trophy then the bottom club need something too. Get Big Dave Benson Phillips to gunge them or something I don't know
“Can my mate come to the afters, he’s sound don’t worry” The mate:
I came to Newcastle College today specifically to spend my Weimar Republic banknotes and I can't believe they'd fuck me over like this
Jacob Murphy now has 5 assists this season while Miguel Almiron has 6 assists in 5 and a half seasons.
I like Ipswich, can't wait to be conditioned into hating them when the wretched club I support somehow ends up in a relegation battle with them
fellas is it woke to not die from cardiac arrest
Phone boxes refurbed into defibrillators… what a time to be alive 🙄
Would love to have heard what he shouted at Sunak and all
86 bookmarks. Arne Slot, welcome to hell
Flag content aside..... how have you recreated the Simpsons font with a B&Q brush?
Ah well, only the footy innit. At least one day we'll definitely all die. Lovely, lovely, warm, sweet death
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Eriksen after his first week in Turkey.
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