Jessi Rihanna ❤️ @Jessi_Rihanna
on a typical Friday night i am experiencing surgery jessi.gov new york city Joined May 2013-
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I drive my car only perpendicular, otherwise I just don’t feel right. I never obey the law. Red traffic lights set off my trauma response to go 99 mph. I LOVE shooting music vids
I’m not humble. I’m right. So why lie? I don’t need employment. I have my face and my sex… many people are jealous — Billions.
I understand it well actually…
I have all of the homework I have ever owed due tomorrow (got an extension)--if I don't do it, I get the death penalty (there's a lot due is why). Should I schmoke a bit first?
And then there's me, the awkward girl in between who is simply trying to eat her burrito bowl in peace LOL
My dream? I will wear a backpack to the Oscars — it is how I’ll transport my Oscars, you see
new tv show title name: The Gape No idea what it’s about yet but great name to start things off
Warcraft III teaches you more than the Bible, right vs wrong for one
I am going to dm Biden asking for money soon, so I am not really worried about the future personally
I think the idea of “sloppy seconds” deserves a lot more respect. What if it was “dignified seconds” instead? I think that’s so much more accurate
“Stephen Hawking did the thing 😜” You mean research? You mean devotion to science? Guys, I’ve just about had it. As a researcher who uses IQ and EQ to combine social statistics with radical biology, I am unable to hold it back anymore. I am enraged. Accountability later?
I am so so sorry to say that I can not come into work my shift tonight :( I have to shower next week and things are just getting super hectic, and I need to process in addition to prioritizing mental health in light of this. Paid sick leave ?
Oh I just love me some Rihanna
I'm a spiritual being, gay but like a buddhist monk in demeanor.
My first children’s book Everybody Goons will be published by Knockers House next Saturday !! Omggg I am so pleased with myself ! Hard work is gay but worth it ultimately
Struggling with a bit of a sex addiction this AM 😩
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gave myself a promotion! @TheDailyShow
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The G in LGBT is short for Guy who… erm, how shall I put this… prefers the company of men
Why would I ever defund the police when they’re about to help these spoiled children face consequences for the first time in their privileged, antisemitic, $80,000 a year tuition lives?
I am being persecuted right now :( Thankfully, whenever I say that, thousands of policemen in riot gear usually roll in pretty much immediately to crush my persecutors 🙏 The power of the state is always helping my persecuted ass 🤪
oh you don't wanna derp out with me sis.... i get random.
Oh sick, I forgot I put $2 on “Drew Carey forcefemmed by concert visuals” on a gambling website and apparently now I’m up $600,000,000
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