Captain Appleseed @mcaction2442
Someday, oh someday, I will lay my head down #FuckHeroin In the Bleak Midwinter Joined November 2010-
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Nothing like February in Chicago. Anyhoo, I'll still probably be there😁
Nothing like February in Chicago. Anyhoo, I'll still probably be there😁
No professional carpenter does this to my knowledge, and I've worked around a lot of them.
No professional carpenter does this to my knowledge, and I've worked around a lot of them.
I understand nobody really engages in twitter anymore but I'd sure love some RTs on my last tweet inviting the president of Romania down to this fine comedy festival.
And you guys waste your time cancelling people with fake outrage while I mine for gold nuggets like this on the interwebs. We are not the same.
And you guys waste your time cancelling people with fake outrage while I mine for gold nuggets like this on the interwebs. We are not the same.
Request: Stop jumping on the trendy thing to be noticed about for the day. Bullying in any direction is still bullying. Don’t @ me.
Babygirl needed a park run bad.
I know I've been gassing up Europe lately. I really loved it, but they didn't have my Magic Coke machines over there. It's good to be home😁
I don't believe in the Bible, but God damned if it doesn't feel like the End Times are here. I suggest taking a heroic dose of mushrooms and reading Revelations this weekend. I mean, I won't be doing that, but you should. Report back.
I don't believe in the Bible, but God damned if it doesn't feel like the End Times are here. I suggest taking a heroic dose of mushrooms and reading Revelations this weekend. I mean, I won't be doing that, but you should. Report back.
I would be crippled for life.
I've made a vow. I try to do this in principle, but I'm not perfect in it. From now on, I'm not doing negative here. I'm not bitching. I'm not complaining. I'm not interacting with negative. If I don't have something nice to say, I won't say it.
I've been on an absolutely incredible hot streak for a bit now. It's too good, and I'm definitely starting to look around for shit that wants to blow up my life. Got me jumpy.
Anyone in the Phish community? Hi-ho-hi-ho!
Anyone in the Phish community? Hi-ho-hi-ho!
I've wanted to be stuffed for a while. Put me up as the coat rack in the corner. I do like this idea though.
I've wanted to be stuffed for a while. Put me up as the coat rack in the corner. I do like this idea though.
This is what they took from you.
This is what they took from you.
I love traveling, but I love coming home and jumping back in the saddle just as much.
I’m also a addict in recovery, a felon, a suicide survivor, a father, a husband, a mental health advocate, a NFL analyst, HOF’r, and flawed human being. You’re not just one thing. You are the sum of all life’s parts!! God bless!
I’m also a addict in recovery, a felon, a suicide survivor, a father, a husband, a mental health advocate, a NFL analyst, HOF’r, and flawed human being. You’re not just one thing. You are the sum of all life’s parts!! God bless!
I'm not sure how many hours we traveled today, but we went from Berlin to Iceland to DC to Richmond. Nothing like a shower, a fresh bed, and love from the doggos. All I Need😁
Who signed off on the design of Dulles airport? I'd like to have a chat.
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yburyug @yburyug
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Memo PapaGeorgio @LawnMemo
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977 Followers 1K Following Married 37 years, have 2 boxers Otis and Max both 4. Levi, Emmett, Jasper and Pearl are now gone. Beautiful boxers. We miss them.
@mcaction2442 They got those ones that have a divet n magnet n hold the nails on the front and even those are not accurate. 2/10 would not recommend
@mcaction2442 @forty_six_and2 Marijuana and Phish …made my Bible studies come alive. ….
I'm already cold.
JUST ANNOUNCED: Panic plays three nights at the historic Chicago Theatre in Chicago, IL, on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, February 15, 16, and 17th. Tickets are on sale this Friday, November 17th, at 12 p.m. CT. widespreadpanic.com/2023/11/14/feb…
@phuckchristy Ahh, shit! Didn’t plan on renting a car and those are kind of a haul from our Airbnb.
@mcaction2442 I got my boxer 2 years ago and he has been the biggest light in my life. I am so glad i waited until i was in a position to take care of one. He is the biggest job and reward all in one bundle of energy. Super glad youre hitting your goals and being that badass boxer dad!!
@mcaction2442 The amount of boxer content from you is admirable. I cant get enough of this stuff.
@mcaction2442 Probably finally get a chance to hang out. I’ll most likely be there for some of those shows.
Just fell down a Boardwalk Empire rabbit hole bc I saw the town of Cicero on a map for work, and well, you know
@mcaction2442 Agree….if you wear a pink bowling shirt, you may want to do this!😜😜😜😜😜
bullshit.
Denzel Washington will star as Hannibal, the man who attacked Rome atop of an elephant in a film by Antoine Fuqua for Netflix. (Source: Deadline)
Holy shit this senator was a 3-0 pro MMA fighter! He would beat this union bosses dick into the dirt tapology.com/fightcenter/fi…
There’s this hole in the wall “country cooking” restaurant where I live. It has become my new breakfast spot. I just had two (large) biscuits with gravy, hash brown casserole, and 3 pieces of bacon for $12 after tip… I love it!
That time of day again…..😂❤️
Thank you so much for the kind words my friend. Thanks for spreading the word 🙏🙏
I was at @billburr last week in #Atlanta and his opener @deandelray was an effing riot. How have I not heard of this guy before?!?
i haven't seen a "no fear" shirt in so long fear is starting to creep back in let's bring back those shirts
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