Matt 马特 @maxui
Unfuck yourself. Be who you were before all that shit happened that dimmed your fucking light. Joined April 2007-
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Maybe read your Bible Proverbs 22:15 “Foolishness is bound in the heart of a child; but the rod of correction shall drive it far from him.” Proverbs 23:13-14 “Withhold not correction from the child: for if thou beatest him with the rod, he shall not die. Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell.” Psalm 137:9, KJV Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.
If you're trying to write a hit song you should consider writing one about jumping, wanting to jump or suggesting that others jump (possibly along with you). Those always seem to do pretty well
@ShellsPemBroke I'm your favourite too right? RIGHT?
The most hilarious alien scenario ever would be if they came to Earth threatening to overthrow our leaders, and we all got excited and offered to help.
This is toddler logic dressed in historical attire. Jordan, Syria, Lebanon, Iraq, Italy, Germany, and the majority of contemporary states would all be eliminated under the argument that "Palestine was ruled by empires, therefore Palestine never existed." A place is not imaginary just because it is ruled by an empire. It demonstrates that it was named, inhabited, contended, and actual. Palestine was the actual name of the British Mandate. Palestine is acknowledged by the UN as an observer state that is not a member. This is not the past. For those who consider a Wikipedia timeline to be an argument, it is propaganda.
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God Almighty cannot create an indestructible object, because if He cannot destroy it, then He is not truly almighty. Yet if He cannot create such an object in the first place, that also undermines the claim of being almighty. So either way, the idea of absolute omnipotence appears to collapse into contradiction.
God Almighty cannot create an indestructible object, because if He cannot destroy it, then He is not truly almighty. Yet if He cannot create such an object in the first place, that also undermines the claim of being almighty. So either way, the idea of absolute omnipotence appears to collapse into contradiction.
@zilevandamme Just waiting for the inevitable psudo science conspiracy nuts to claim this is how they spread virii and ’Turbo cancer'
Christ said “Blessed are the merciful, for they shall obtain mercy.” Matthew 5:7 So boasting “I have no mercy” is not righteousness. It is open rebellion against Christ’s own teaching. He also said “If you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.” Matthew 6:15 “With the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you.” Matthew 7:2 So be careful calling your contempt holy. If your faith produces no mercy, no forgiveness, and no love, then it is not Christ you are defending. It is your own pride wearing a cross.
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