Marcus Monroe @marcusmonroe
I’m a comedian. 🐋⚡️🌈🦩🌴 Won the Andy Kaufman Award. NYT Critics’ Pick! Husband to the best gal in the world. tupacisstillalive.com New York City Joined December 2008-
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Real question, once you’ve gotten all ready for bed and lie down are you supposed to re-apply your eye creams after your nightly crying?
I set my alarm for 7:01 am because I want to be fashionably late to consciousness.
NSYNC reunites at Justin Timberlake's "One Night Only" L.A. show.
Wow, get Al every time!! What suspense!!! Flawless! #Oscar
Sometimes I’ll just be watching cats on my computer and my wife will be running around doing a million things so I’ll just say, “man, the work never ends.” And boom, she thinks I’m being productive.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Send this to your crush then thank me later. #Valentines2024
If you’re a food delivery person, tonight’s like your Super Bowl!
- Why do so many Jewish people wear glasses? - They have tunnel vision
You look ridiculous with your Stanley mugs by the way.
Well, I already skipped the gym, eaten fast food, ignored a call from my Mom and left the seat up. Always next year.
I’m tipsy on a flight and it’s not even 1p. #jonahhill
The Grinch hits NYC! #thegrinch #nyc
A brand new episode of HERE WE GO(An @NSYNC Podcast) is live across all platforms This weeks guest is comedian and fellow NSYNC lover @marcusmonroe Take a listen on Apple or Spotify ☝🏽 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/her…
Always a great time seeing our artists when they perform in Chicago! Agent Scott Bass saw @marcusmonroe's show at @ZaniesChicago on Monday night. #standupcomedy #comedian #MarcusMonroe #BSEAgency #BassSchulerEntertainment #Zanies
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Fuck this bitch. She’s one of the few people who if I found out she had cancer, I would help raise money… to make sure the cancer won.
@cwebbonline Anyone considering suicide or even have that tendency within them should never be president. Remove him from office. This is weak low tier stuff.
Last night I wrestled Juventud Guerrera in Tennessee and today I rode a bike in NYC. I believe I’m the only professional wrestler doing it correctly
This should be the end of it, right? Sotomayor: If the president decides that his rival is a corrupt person and he orders the military to assassinate him, is that within his official acts to which he has immunity? John Sauer: "That could well be an official act."
MAGA is cheerleading for Trump to have absolute immunity for all acts, criminal or otherwise. The most extreme of the MAGA worshippers want a king, not a president. Yet, they would have a meltdown if President Biden's rhetoric or actions amounted to anything half as bad as…
It’s incredible. Today most news channels have a split screen of Donald’s election interference trial on one side and his case for presidential immunity on the other. It’s mind boggling how Donald, corrupt to the core, weak, and out of power, can continue to drag our country…
BREAKING: Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has decided to recuse from the presidential immunity case as it was learned that her spouse tried to overturn the 2020 presidential election. Just kidding, that was Clarence Thomas, and no that unethical fucker isn't recusing.
Emails prove GINNI THOMAS pressed 29 Arizona lawmakers to help overturn Trump's defeat, even offering to meet with them and show them how to do it. She's not indicted and her husband is deciding Trump's immunity case. That's fucked up.
I can also say with reasonable confidence that if you’re arguing a case in the Supreme Court of the United States and Justices Barrett and Kagan are tag-teaming you, you have a major problem.
I can say with reasonable confidence that if you’re arguing a case in the Supreme Court of the United States and Justices Alito and Sotomayor are tag-teaming you, you are going to lose.
Calm down and get your facts straight. Biden isn’t “banning” TikTok. He just wants an American to own it instead of the Chinese Government. It’s not going away. TikTok is fully protected by OUR first Amendment. Now go follow me on TikTok for chrissake.
“The most important thing they can inherit is living in a constitutional democracy.” George Conway gets emotional telling @ErinBurnett why he’s taking nearly $1 million out of his kids’ inheritance—and donating it to Biden
Deranged MAGA has-been Roseanne Barr is a disgusting piece of shit who just mocked rape victims by falsely accusing President Biden for laughs because she’s sick scumbag. False accusations are a felony and I really hope he sues her for defamation.
Holy shit, Trump and Pecker didn’t just rig the 2016 election against Hillary Clinton by running phony stories about her, they also rigged the 2016 Republican primary by running ugly stories about Ted Cruz and Ben Carson. It was ALL RIGGED! palmerreport.com/analysis/david…
@MissyBouche8 The trial is over with. I think you’re getting the cases mixed up. I can’t blame you since there’s so many of them.
@Marty_M_604 But the court process works. There are appeals processes for a reason. Those who say that the judicial system is rigged don’t understand the judicial system.
@MikeLeighTorres I really don’t care. It makes absolutely no difference to me.